Zigar
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| 27 May 2012 11:39 AM |
Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story." But by this point he's probably already asleep. So I walked free from that monster, unharmed.
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| 27 May 2012 11:45 AM |
Shorter version:
Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him! That ogre wanted me to tell a story, he said "I will crush you if you don't tell me a story! And when you're done, I'll still crush you!" I knew there was only one thing to do, I would tell a very long story, but what story is so long that it will make the ogre sleep? I knew just the thing. I cleared my throat and started my story. "Once upon a time, there was a ROBLOXian called Zigar. He was funny, strong, and smart. But one day, he was playing a game, when a giant ogre attacked him. That ogre wanted me to tell a story." But by this point he's probably already asleep. So I walked free from that monster, unharmed. |
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