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2791 is not online. 2791
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26 May 2012 10:22 PM
it says that there is a toilet god who is almighty

looks like someone put time into it so it must be obviously the truth
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26 May 2012 10:22 PM
and if you dont believe in the toilet god you will drown forever and if you believe forever youll be happy
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26 May 2012 10:23 PM
the flying spaghetti monster is the only true god

~"you beefed it up!"~
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26 May 2012 10:23 PM
i must learn of this godly figure
post the entire book on here.
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2791 is not online. 2791
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26 May 2012 10:23 PM
no i found a big book saying hes good and u have to believe otherwise youll drown forever!!1!1!1!!! if u believe den ull be happy forever!1!11!11!1
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26 May 2012 10:31 PM
oh no...
you've found out

@ThaCruelLlama

Chapter 1
The ancient hobos have praised a god for all their lives. They have hopes that they will evolve to a more superb species, to show the citzens of America that they should be afraid. This god is... The Toilet God of TOILETS and STUFF. Every New Years the hobos preform a ritual to summon the god. The elders of the clan will preform the ritual while the hobos gather round to spectate. This requirers peace and quiet, to focus on the perfection of the spell. Most 90% of the hobos have a chance of being approached at by the god. They offer a special item into the toilet bowl. The god accepts the chocolate and then casts a spell on them to evolve. This starts a new era of hobos, and maybe, the ability for hobos to overthrow President Obama.

Chapter 2
The ri-





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26 May 2012 10:33 PM
no the toilet god is god of everything he does whatever he wants

the book says it

it MUST be true
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26 May 2012 10:36 PM
Chapter 1
The ancient hobos have praised a god for all their lives. They have hopes that they will evolve to a more superb species, to show the citzens of America that they should be afraid. This god is... The Toilet God of TOILETS and STUFF. Every New Years the hobos preform a ritual to summon the god. The elders of the clan will preform the ritual while the hobos gather round to spectate. This requires peace and quiet, to focus on the perfection of the spell. Most 90% of the hobos have a chance of being approached at by the god. They offer a special item into the toilet bowl. The god accepts the chocolate and then casts a spell on them to evolve. This starts a new era of hobos, and maybe, the ability for hobos to overthrow President Obama.

Chapter 2
The ripe bananas bring hope to the hobos.
One day, a normal hobo named Bobby Bob Bob announces; "why belave in toylet? dumb doods. tis gai is doomb." BUT THEN, the toilet god swoops down, and drowns Bobby Bob Bob. No one notices, so the toilet god flies away. The only one who knew was the toilet god, who stole Bobby Bob Bob's soul....




The end?!?1?!!!?!!!11?!11111
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