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| 24 May 2012 07:50 PM |
I'll start.
"Hey, are you an engineer? Because you're sure erectin' my dispenser..." |
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EOL
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Boeing717
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| 24 May 2012 07:52 PM |
are you scurvy
because i need to "c" you more |
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davidx2
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JPFan
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| 24 May 2012 07:53 PM |
hereee comes daviddd
here to ruin alllll of yourrrr funnnnn |
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| 24 May 2012 07:54 PM |
@Boeing
Why do I understand that one? ._. |
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Boeing717
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| 24 May 2012 07:55 PM |
| because its not obscure enough to be enigmatic |
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Lckelear
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davidx2
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Boeing717
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| 24 May 2012 07:59 PM |
| guys the best pickup lines are the ones where you ask the person if they are deadly/debilitating diseases and then add a corny punchline |
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Boeing717
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| 24 May 2012 08:03 PM |
are you n. fowleri
because i cant get you out of my head
(look up n. fowleri if you dont get it also might give you nightmares for weeks so understand at own risk) |
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davidx2
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| 24 May 2012 08:04 PM |
| the best ones are the dirty ones >:D |
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Boeing717
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| 24 May 2012 08:05 PM |
are you an earthquake
because you swept me off my feet |
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