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| 24 May 2012 08:34 AM |
okay guys
i'm interviewing myself for two reasons a) i should rethink my life for being such a pervert by communicating with my deeper self b) i like to type long posts
tl;dr's would be kindly appreciated
Q: Who the hell are you, and what gives you the right to post an interview with yourself?
Hey, try to keep this clean. Some mod might be reading this. Who else am I? Probably that guy that lurks around this forum posting useless replies. Ah, and because I think Varps is subconsciously hinting that I should, considering the fact that he said that from 1-10 of being perverted, he gave me an 80 so that's why I'm making this self-interview, thank you very much. That was clearly cruel, man. Matilda would bring the rake out if she could...
Q: An 80? How is that even possible?
ikr. All I'm doing is outlining my master plan to make his Y chromosome proud in a decade from now. Odd, that. I mention fuzzy for one moment and he wants to shove a katana down my throat. Actually prind seems to deserve that 80 more than I do, actually. So, inb4prindshoutsBLASPHEMY, I remember what happened yesterday on ot5.
Q: What happened in ot5 yesterday?
I'm not at liberty to say that here, my dear. Egos may be badly hurt.
Q: Does this have something to do with prind?
WOW, I'M CAPTAIN OBVIOUS NOW? LOVELY.
Q: Anyway. Why is it that you're always with Varple?
I'm not sure exactly. I remember cyrus saying something like "inb4cakeposts" and I didn't, just to make him angry for some reason. But, really, because he's Australian. AN AUSSIE, LOL, THEYRE PRETY COL RITE GUISE? Australians just seem to make me happy for some reason. Except Rarity02.
Q: Why not Rarity?
BECAUSE, DO NOT WANT, WHATEVER HAPPENS IN STEAM STAYS IN STEAM. There are things out there that you aren't supposed to get involved in. She's one of them. I used to tolerate her, but I can't. I'm not sure about you guys, but I can't do it anymore.
Q: WAIT A MINUTE, I'VE SEEN THOSE CHAT LOGS, YOU LYING BUGGER!
I can neither confirm nor deny those logs. I don't lie that much, actually. Except when I have to. NO, LYING IS NOT SECOND NATURE TO ME. I LIED.
Q: Talking about lies, why is your name Cake, anyway?
It's a long story. Anyway, this isn't my main. I joined back in November of '07, and that main still exists. I just don't touch it that much. So I decided to start anew, and anyway I was at the SW wiki at the moment and was eating cake. What happened later is up to your imagination.
Q: Star Wars? I thought you liked Star Trek!
DOESN'T MEAN IF YOU LIKE ONE SCI-FI SAGA YOU CAN'T LIKE THE OTHER. But mostly I like SW more; bigger galaxy and all that. More action, too. And that new Star Trek movie? Hated it.
JJ Abrams, you're doing it wrong.
Q: Okay. What ever happened to CrossArms?
Oh, that poor frenchman. He did it to himself, I'd say. You NEVER make a fuss. If you see something that disturbs you, hell, try not to overreact. Being butthurt is a no-no, kids. Don't try that at home. Not my fault lumpytusk escalated...
Q: Last question. MW3 or BF3.
AS INFLAMMATORY AS IT CAN BE, THIS CAN BE SUMMED UP IN ONLY ONE SENTENCE, GUYS.
"In CoD, you can call for an airstrike; but in BF3 YOU ARE THE AIRSTRIKE."
•——~THE WORLD IS MY OYSTER~——• |
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| 24 May 2012 08:35 AM |
Q: why the hell did you go to that chatroom anyway
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| 24 May 2012 08:37 AM |
| I totally agree with the Rarity part. |
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