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Re: A story of my own boredom.

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CustomCartridgesGuy is not online. CustomCartridgesGuy
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18 May 2012 10:16 AM
Alright alright I was bored so I made a random story.

TL:DR down in the bottom of the message.

So it was beatiful bad-textured day in a random free-modeled place that was located somewhere in ROBLOXia. In the middle of that free-modeled place, a free-modeled Sasuke and a free-modeled Naruto were fighting with eachother over what free-modeled place is better which always ended in a free-modeled "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR" face to the face of a free-modeled Sasuke.

Sudenly in one of the fight to determine if a free-modeled and copied game of Jaredvalez is better than a free-modeled and copied game of Jaredvalez, a free-modeled 1x1x1x1 came in and began rick-roll-exploiting the free-modeled place. Then a free-modeled Telamon came in and banned the free-modeled 1x1x1x1, then free-modeled racing chairs rammed into the free-modeled Telemon and said "WE ARE THE ONLY TRUE FREE-MODELED GODS!" Then the free-modeled Telamon waked up and punched the free-modeled chairs in their free-modeled non-existant faces and proclaimed: "I AM THE ONLY TRUE FREE-MODELED GOD!".

Then the free-modeled players began revealing their free-modeled 4ut1sm and began imagining free-modeled things. The first free-modeled thing that was thought out by a free-modeled 4ut1st was the FSM, so the free-modeled Flying spaghetti monster rose up and punched the two free-modeled rivals in their hurty places.

After some time, more wannabe-free-modeled-gods game up in der. Free-modeled ponies, free-modeled invisible pink unicorn, a free-modeled nyan cat, a free-modeled waffle, a free-modeled spongebob and even a free-modeled heavy weapons guy and a free-modeled 12-year old CoD fanboi!

These free-modeled wannabe gods were fighting for free-modeled days, until free-modeled Shedtletsky came up and said "I am free-modeled Allah", everyone looked up and bowed down to him.

Until free-modeled Chuck norris came and got his crap kicked by everyone.

Then free-modeled Phoenix Wright came in and OBJECTIONED all the wannabe-gods to custody.

THE END!
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CustomCartridgesGuy is not online. CustomCartridgesGuy
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18 May 2012 10:16 AM
Oh and I forgot that TL:DR does not exist.
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JPFan is not online. JPFan
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18 May 2012 10:17 AM
"Until free-modeled Chuck norris came and got his crap kicked by everyone."


...?
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CustomCartridgesGuy is not online. CustomCartridgesGuy
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18 May 2012 10:20 AM
...?

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Take reading lessons.
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Varple is not online. Varple
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18 May 2012 10:21 AM
too lazy; didn't read
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JPFan is not online. JPFan
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18 May 2012 10:22 AM
@Custom

I doubt I would be in the primary group that I'm in now if I couldn't read.

I'm only saying how that statement just seems too...
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CustomCartridgesGuy is not online. CustomCartridgesGuy
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18 May 2012 10:24 AM
I doubt I would be in the primary group that I'm in now if I couldn't read.

I'm only saying how that statement just seems too...

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You can write, but can't read.
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Varple is not online. Varple
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18 May 2012 10:25 AM
If you can't read you can't write/type because you don't know the word or what it defines.

logic
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JPFan is not online. JPFan
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18 May 2012 10:25 AM
Then how am I responding to everything that you're saying right now? I doubt that I would take the time to "read" all of that if I was illiterate.
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CustomCartridgesGuy is not online. CustomCartridgesGuy
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18 May 2012 10:27 AM
Then how am I responding to everything that you're saying right now? I doubt that I would take the time to "read" all of that if I was illiterate.


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You use your hired reader.
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JPFan is not online. JPFan
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18 May 2012 10:27 AM
Oh no my secret.
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CustomCartridgesGuy is not online. CustomCartridgesGuy
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18 May 2012 10:28 AM
If you can't read you can't write/type because you don't know the word or what it defines.

logic


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You can. You just need your hired reader.
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Varple is not online. Varple
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18 May 2012 10:28 AM
But he doesn't have the money to hire one because he can't read.
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CustomCartridgesGuy is not online. CustomCartridgesGuy
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18 May 2012 10:30 AM
But he can work
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Varple is not online. Varple
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18 May 2012 10:33 AM
He can't work because he can't read meaning he doesn't have any education for work
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CustomCartridgesGuy is not online. CustomCartridgesGuy
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18 May 2012 10:34 AM
He can pick grain.

Even a stupid head could do that.

Also you don't need to be literate to move an object from a conveyor belt to another.
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Varple is not online. Varple
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18 May 2012 10:36 AM
But he can't get the job because he can't read the shop, or the newsletter
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CustomCartridgesGuy is not online. CustomCartridgesGuy
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18 May 2012 10:50 AM
He can just go picking factories and trying to find out if it has spots.

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Varple is not online. Varple
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18 May 2012 10:50 AM
But how would he know if it's a picking factory if he can't read?
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CustomCartridgesGuy is not online. CustomCartridgesGuy
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18 May 2012 11:02 AM
He would ask the manager and he would tell him.
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Varple is not online. Varple
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18 May 2012 11:11 AM
besides
he wouldn't know where he's going
and A Manager.
not THE manager
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CustomCartridgesGuy is not online. CustomCartridgesGuy
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18 May 2012 11:13 AM
He would be wandering around town.

n0b.
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Varple is not online. Varple
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18 May 2012 11:14 AM
But there are many towns
and some towns don't have grain factories
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CustomCartridgesGuy is not online. CustomCartridgesGuy
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18 May 2012 11:41 AM
But they can have different kinds of factories.
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Varple is not online. Varple
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18 May 2012 12:04 PM
how would he know what kind of factories if he couldnt read?
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