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| 18 May 2012 10:16 AM |
Alright alright I was bored so I made a random story.
TL:DR down in the bottom of the message.
So it was beatiful bad-textured day in a random free-modeled place that was located somewhere in ROBLOXia. In the middle of that free-modeled place, a free-modeled Sasuke and a free-modeled Naruto were fighting with eachother over what free-modeled place is better which always ended in a free-modeled "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR" face to the face of a free-modeled Sasuke.
Sudenly in one of the fight to determine if a free-modeled and copied game of Jaredvalez is better than a free-modeled and copied game of Jaredvalez, a free-modeled 1x1x1x1 came in and began rick-roll-exploiting the free-modeled place. Then a free-modeled Telamon came in and banned the free-modeled 1x1x1x1, then free-modeled racing chairs rammed into the free-modeled Telemon and said "WE ARE THE ONLY TRUE FREE-MODELED GODS!" Then the free-modeled Telamon waked up and punched the free-modeled chairs in their free-modeled non-existant faces and proclaimed: "I AM THE ONLY TRUE FREE-MODELED GOD!".
Then the free-modeled players began revealing their free-modeled 4ut1sm and began imagining free-modeled things. The first free-modeled thing that was thought out by a free-modeled 4ut1st was the FSM, so the free-modeled Flying spaghetti monster rose up and punched the two free-modeled rivals in their hurty places.
After some time, more wannabe-free-modeled-gods game up in der. Free-modeled ponies, free-modeled invisible pink unicorn, a free-modeled nyan cat, a free-modeled waffle, a free-modeled spongebob and even a free-modeled heavy weapons guy and a free-modeled 12-year old CoD fanboi!
These free-modeled wannabe gods were fighting for free-modeled days, until free-modeled Shedtletsky came up and said "I am free-modeled Allah", everyone looked up and bowed down to him.
Until free-modeled Chuck norris came and got his crap kicked by everyone.
Then free-modeled Phoenix Wright came in and OBJECTIONED all the wannabe-gods to custody.
THE END! |
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| 18 May 2012 10:16 AM |
| Oh and I forgot that TL:DR does not exist. |
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JPFan
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| 18 May 2012 10:17 AM |
"Until free-modeled Chuck norris came and got his crap kicked by everyone."
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| 18 May 2012 10:20 AM |
...?
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Take reading lessons. |
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| 18 May 2012 10:22 AM |
@Custom
I doubt I would be in the primary group that I'm in now if I couldn't read.
I'm only saying how that statement just seems too... |
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| 18 May 2012 10:24 AM |
I doubt I would be in the primary group that I'm in now if I couldn't read.
I'm only saying how that statement just seems too...
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You can write, but can't read. |
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| 18 May 2012 10:25 AM |
If you can't read you can't write/type because you don't know the word or what it defines.
logic |
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| 18 May 2012 10:25 AM |
| Then how am I responding to everything that you're saying right now? I doubt that I would take the time to "read" all of that if I was illiterate. |
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| 18 May 2012 10:27 AM |
Then how am I responding to everything that you're saying right now? I doubt that I would take the time to "read" all of that if I was illiterate.
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You use your hired reader. |
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| 18 May 2012 10:28 AM |
If you can't read you can't write/type because you don't know the word or what it defines.
logic
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You can. You just need your hired reader. |
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| 18 May 2012 10:28 AM |
| But he doesn't have the money to hire one because he can't read. |
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| 18 May 2012 10:33 AM |
| He can't work because he can't read meaning he doesn't have any education for work |
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| 18 May 2012 10:34 AM |
He can pick grain.
Even a stupid head could do that.
Also you don't need to be literate to move an object from a conveyor belt to another. |
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| 18 May 2012 10:36 AM |
| But he can't get the job because he can't read the shop, or the newsletter |
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| 18 May 2012 10:50 AM |
He can just go picking factories and trying to find out if it has spots.
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| 18 May 2012 10:50 AM |
| But how would he know if it's a picking factory if he can't read? |
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| 18 May 2012 11:02 AM |
| He would ask the manager and he would tell him. |
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| 18 May 2012 11:11 AM |
besides he wouldn't know where he's going and A Manager. not THE manager |
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| 18 May 2012 11:13 AM |
He would be wandering around town.
n0b. |
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| 18 May 2012 11:14 AM |
But there are many towns and some towns don't have grain factories |
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| 18 May 2012 11:41 AM |
| But they can have different kinds of factories. |
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| 18 May 2012 12:04 PM |
| how would he know what kind of factories if he couldnt read? |
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