Redshaman
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| 24 Apr 2012 07:00 PM |
"I like potatoes. But not all potatoes. French fries are probably my favorite. But I don't really like mashed potatoes or scallop potatoes. Everyone says scallop potatoes are really good especially with a lot of cheese and since I am the realcheeseman I should love cheesy scallop potatoes too. However, they don't quite cut it for me. I don't really like sweet potatoes. I know, I am practically breaking a law by saying that. But let's be honest," "Who really likes sweet potatoes? Everyone says they do and everyone pretends to enjoy the consumption of sweet potatoes but you are only fooling yourselves. I can see the slight look of discust in your eyes as you dread each and every bite, hoping, wishing, "No, praying it is the last bite you will ever have to put up with. So just quit while you are ahead. Yea, I'll say it: I don't like sweet potatoes." "Mmhmm, baked potatoes are good." But only with lots of cheese and sour cream. That's all you really need for a baked potato. All the other stuff is just added extras that you use to make it look more delicious. And it works. The more delicious it usually is." "Potato chips are strangely addictive. Who, on this entire planet can open up a brand new bag of potato chips, pull out the very top one, stare at it with it's crispy goodness and amazing ridges, with flavor practically jumping off of it, smell it's indescribable aroma, and feel the greasy goodness, and select all of the good adjectives and descriptions? Who can take that chip, eat it, and preseed to fold up the bag and put it away? No one, that's who. It's impossible. Once you've had one chip you must have at least half of the bag. You know it's not good for you, but for some reason you just don't care. And you shouldn't. Potato chips are delicious. Tater tots used to be very delicious, 'til that stupid movie "Napolean Dynamite" "came out. Now they are quite over-rated, wouldn't you agree? Wait! I almost forgot one of the most important ones! Hashbrowns. I love them." "Home-made hashbrowns are the best. If you get them from a resturaunt, such as Dennys or Ihop, they're usually deprived of flavor and needs some tobasco sauce. Some poeple put ketchup on them, but that in my professional opinion can ruin an entire plate of delicious hashbrowns. Even those cheap, greasy hashbrowns you get from McDonalds are worse with ketchup. "That's right, there is something on the McDonalds menu that can be ruined with ketchup. The only thing on the entire menu. Hashbrowns. I wonder if you could eat a potato raw. I mean, if I just walked right into Fred Meyer holding an unpeeled raw potato in my hand and preceeded to complete my grocery shopping eating away at it like a delicious red apple, would people give me strange looks? Would mothers lead their children to isles located at the opposite end of the store? Would security guards be watching my every move? If I were at Target would they switch to channel 2? I think it might taste kinda good. I'm gonna try it some day. Raw potatoes. Who would've thought? It's better than a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup, because there truly is no wrong way to eat a potato. It is amazing!
Dedicated to: DarkGenex. |
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| 24 Apr 2012 07:01 PM |
| Would've read, but that was really long. |
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Treatable
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Redshaman
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meowth34
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hikk
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Levi550
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Redshaman
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| 24 Apr 2012 07:04 PM |
| Rage so much work on this piece of art and no one reads it. |
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brent21
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Redshaman
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| 24 Apr 2012 07:05 PM |
| Atleast someone apreciates my work of art.... |
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DarkGenex
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Redshaman
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| 04 May 2012 07:04 AM |
| Oyush the potato master loves my peace of art |
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Redshaman
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| 11 Jun 2012 04:43 PM |
Awesome.
So mistress, mistress have you been up to the roof? - Dazaric |
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| 11 Jun 2012 04:47 PM |
| That was so swet ! it was beautiful |
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jesse512
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| 11 Jun 2012 04:48 PM |
Legit.
Hamsters Plus Netflix Equals Win. |
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| 11 Jun 2012 04:48 PM |
iT's beautifuL; DsRsly
U my buddeh 2 :D |
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| 11 Jun 2012 04:52 PM |
I hate it YOU DARE SPEAK OF NAPOLEON DYNAMITE LIKE THAT?! AND SWEET POTATOES?! -100000000000 RESPECT POINTS, SIR!
~Wake up in Mcdonalds, punch children.~ |
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Redshaman
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yi18
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| 11 Jun 2012 04:53 PM |
It...is...so...bootyful ;)
NINDOZ OWES ME 10.4K
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jaedan98
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