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| 03 May 2012 12:31 PM |
MY CAT GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, HE'D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT AND LAY RIGHT DOWN, AND IGNORE ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS HOW HE BECAME THE PRINCE OF CAT-BOX.
IN A BIG DARK BARN, BORN AND RAISED, ON THE HAY STAKE, IS WHERE HE SPENT, MOST OF HIS DAYS, CATCHING THEM MICE, SLEEPING ALL COOL, WHEN A COUPLE OF CATS, THEY WERE UP TO NO GOOD, STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN HIS BARN, HE GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT, AND HIS OWNER GOT SCARED, AND SAID I'M DUMPING YOU OFF AT THE DUMP OF BEL-AIR
HE HISSED AND SCRATCHED MOSTLY TO THE FACE, BUT HIS OWNER PICKED HIM UP AND SENT HIM TO BELAIR! HE GAVE THE CAT A FISH AND GAVE HIM A PAT AND SENT HIM ON HIS WAY, HE PUT HIS FISH IN HIS MOUTH AND SAID I MIGHT AS WELL EAT IT,
YO HOLMES, THIS IS BAD, EATING FISH OUT OF A FIRST-AID BAG, IS THIS WHAT THE KITTIES OF BELAIR LIVE LIKE? AGH, THIS AIN'T ALRIGHT!
BUT I HEAR THIS CATS ARE MELLOW AND PLAYFUL, THEY AIN'T GOT NO EXPERIENCE, AND SO I HOPE THEIR PREPARED, FOR THE CAT OF BELAIR
WHEN I CROSSED UP THE ROAD, A GIANT THING SPRANG OUT, AND SO I RAN LIKE LIGHTNING DISAPPEARING, AND THEN I SAW ANOTHER CAR, AND I SAID: "MAN, I AIN'T TRYING TO BE ROADKILL, I JUST GOT HERE" AND THEN I MADE IT TO A BLUE HOUSE, LOOKED LIKE A COOL HOUSE, I SAID THIS IS IT, AND I WALKED INTO IT,
AND THEN I BECAME, THE CAT OF BELAIR.
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| 03 May 2012 12:32 PM |
10/10.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! |
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| 03 May 2012 12:33 PM |
| A noble, honorable song for cats everywhere about survival and teamwork. |
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| 03 May 2012 12:35 PM |
@Deleted
What's up with you?
wake up on the wrong side of the bed, yes? |
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| 03 May 2012 12:37 PM |
My cat was put down today.
~Emma~ |
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| 03 May 2012 12:38 PM |
@florian
but mummy says stranger danger |
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| 03 May 2012 12:39 PM |
@Mario
oh..
that's horrible.
My cat's tend to run off, and get eaten by coyotes.. |
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| 03 May 2012 12:40 PM |
| dont listen to momy she evil she kill u later then she eat u so come so i sav u |
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| 03 May 2012 12:40 PM |
@reck
She was over 18 and not well, it's for the best.
~Emma~ |
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| 03 May 2012 12:42 PM |
@Mario
that's extremely old in cat years, you're right. |
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| 03 May 2012 12:43 PM |
@florian
wel
wats in it for me |
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| 03 May 2012 12:46 PM |
@Fort
Who cares, RT is always offtopic. |
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| 03 May 2012 12:53 PM |
| Lol this is theme song from French sprince of bel air. |
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