destINI27
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Tiwe
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226611
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| 27 Apr 2012 09:59 AM |
Allow someone to fire 2 portals within 100 feet of eachother for 25$. And when there are no takers, use it myself to get 500 feet away from mom if she gets angry. |
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fallout75
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| 27 Apr 2012 10:02 AM |
Make portals. Stick head in and out. |
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destINI27
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| 27 Apr 2012 10:03 AM |
I would tape two rectangular pieces of cardboard in front and back of me, and have someone fire portals at both sides.
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xcalibur
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| 27 Apr 2012 10:05 AM |
| Peep- er I mean, do I get the boots too? The boots are always needed. |
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226611
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| 27 Apr 2012 10:05 AM |
| So a robber behind you could dash trough there and take your stuff? |
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| 27 Apr 2012 10:06 AM |
canonically the portal device only can create portals on surfaces with moon dust so you can't do much with it |
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| 27 Apr 2012 10:12 AM |
@neo >implying NASA stockpiles moondust for every occasion |
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xcalibur
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| 27 Apr 2012 10:14 AM |
@Matt Yes, that's how they faked the moon landing- wait wha |
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| 27 Apr 2012 10:20 AM |
@xcalibur hush don't tell them they'll find out we staged september
and even if NASA by some miracle stockpiled moondust, i doubt a kid can waltz in going "HEY GUYS I HAVE UNIQUE UNDISCOVERED TECHNOLOGY THAT I'M GOING TO KEEP FOR MYSELF AND IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE CAN CONFINSCATE IT FOR EXAMINATION AND ANALYSIS OR ANYTHING". |
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xcalibur
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| 27 Apr 2012 10:26 AM |
@Matt That's why you bring lemons with you. |
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| 27 Apr 2012 10:29 AM |
@xcalibur what good will lemons do you when THE BATMAN and RORSCHACH plan a seige against lemons? |
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xcalibur
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| 27 Apr 2012 10:30 AM |
@Matt Gain exp and turn into lemonade |
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destINI27
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| 27 Apr 2012 10:33 AM |
And yeah, you get the boots too.
For no fall damage
Hmmm, I would make a big pair of pants with a giant rectangular cardboard piece with a portal
And another portal above the toilet |
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