jason8630
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| 25 Apr 2012 05:26 PM |
Title says it all
"I like 'em black white or Haitian, Japanese Chinese or even Asian!"- Chingy
"I got a girl named Rihanna..i call her Rihanna...cuz her name is Rihanna"- Drake
"Remember me Like John Lennon"- Lil Wayne ( not a fan of Lennon..but..uhh..no)
"I got a girl....GROCERY BAG!"-Gudda Gudda (WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN)
"I hope you don't take this the wrong way but you look better with the lights off!!"- Chris Brown and the New Boyz.
..i..ii...i don't...i don't care if you have Marvin G The Temptations and Smokey Robinson you cannot make a song romantic by telling a girl SHE LOOKS BETTER WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE HER! |
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jason8630
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jason8630
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| 25 Apr 2012 05:41 PM |
I love you like a fat boy loves cake" ~ 50 Cent
I actually don't mind that one because it makes some sense. I was going to post the Chris Brown and Every girl one but i just got a one day ban yesterday so yeah.
But here's one more
"YOU'LL GET KILLED BY THE M-U-E-D-E-R INC!"- Ja Rule |
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jason8630
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| 25 Apr 2012 05:52 PM |
"insert every Soulja Boy line ever here"
"When i become a star and we're living so large i'll do anything for you!"- Jason Derulo Yes because celebrities never cheat on anyone. |
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Crash6351
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| 25 Apr 2012 06:55 PM |
The chorus to "Payback" by Slayer
AND LINE FROM A SONG ENCOURAGING HEADBANGING. Examples: "Whiplash" by Metallica "Bonded By Blood" by Exodus "Rattlehead" by Megadeth
"You Look better With The Lights Off" ~"Better With The Lights Off" by New Boyz and Chris Brown
"Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie! Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!) Grab you left nut, make your right one jealous (what?) Black girls, White girls, Skinny girls, Fat girls Tall girls, Small girls, I'm callin' all girls Everyone report to the dance floor It's your chance for a little romance or Butt squeezin' it's the season Just go (HA-HA-HA-HA) It's so appeasin'" ~"Just Lose It" by Eminem |
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Crash6351
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| 25 Apr 2012 07:01 PM |
ANY LINE FROM A SONG ENCOURAGING HEADBANGING*
F'IN' TYPOS HOW DO THEY WORK?
Oh yeah, "Miracles" by Insane Clown Posse |
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| 25 Apr 2012 07:03 PM |
@crash
google chrome solves your typoes with spell-check (i don't use it though, studio is faster) |
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jason8630
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| 25 Apr 2012 07:03 PM |
They should've said "LYRICS HOW DO THEY WORK?!"
Worst part is their fans actually think that song is any good. When the so called miracles they talk about are "Pets cats and dogs" "rain and fog"
Have they never gone outside? HEY A DOG MAN! I SAW SO MANY ON GOOGLE! |
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Crash6351
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| 25 Apr 2012 07:06 PM |
"google chrome solves your typoes with spell-check "
I said "and" instead of "any."
"And" is an actual word. |
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jason8630
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| 25 Apr 2012 07:08 PM |
| I'm pretty sure there's no E in Typo. |
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Crash6351
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| 25 Apr 2012 07:08 PM |
Actually, Miracles is more meaningful than we think.
Think about it, the song sounds like someone just went outside for the first time in forever. And in our current society, everyone lives and breathes the internet. This song is deep, man. |
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| 25 Apr 2012 07:08 PM |
@jason
typo = TYPOE
get your grammar right noob |
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| 25 Apr 2012 07:09 PM |
@John
Grammar=spelling
I think not. |
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| 25 Apr 2012 07:09 PM |
@nocturnal
GRAMMAR = ASCPAIUTAISFOHFJUDEYQWL
I WIN. |
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Crash6351
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| 25 Apr 2012 07:10 PM |
According to Google Chrome, "typoe" isn't a real word.
And spelling =/= grammar. |
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jason8630
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| 25 Apr 2012 07:10 PM |
@crash That doesn't change how poor the lyrics are. I appreciate them trying not to be stupid for once and supply a message but they did it so poorly.
@john Sticks and stones |
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| 25 Apr 2012 07:10 PM |
TYPO = TYPOE
grammar = OPTERSUOIWEYgbr4hsd
I STILL WIN
haha i am victorious |
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jason8630
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| 25 Apr 2012 07:11 PM |
| and beyond stupid and nothing close to as funny as you like to think you are. |
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| 25 Apr 2012 07:12 PM |
jason = noob
typo = typoe
grammar = 213221hu3jesadhnfas
your argument is invalid |
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jason8630
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| 25 Apr 2012 07:13 PM |
| Stop john my feelings are hurt. |
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| 25 Apr 2012 07:14 PM |
good..
*calls abe over*
this boy needs attention
stat |
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| 25 Apr 2012 07:14 PM |
@John
Nope. I win, no victory for you. |
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