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Re: VAK will be taken over by the end of tonight.

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Hillbillytheory is not online. Hillbillytheory
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16 Apr 2012 05:39 PM
Okay that title was to get your attention. I am being bullied at school because of what happened on Friday. I was very hungry at lunch so I decided to eat everything I was given. I ate three burritos dripping with hamburger juices, and chugged my milk. It felt slimy as it slithered down my throat like a snail. In 7th hour, my stomach began making rumbling noises. I needed to squeeze a wet, nasty, smelly fart out. I had to force it. Before I knew it, molten diareah spilled out of my shorts and dripped down my legs and into my socks. It splatted everywhere, hitting kids next to me. People stood up and grabbed their things and ran. I fired a red-hot barrage of diareah at a girl who stood up, and she was soaked, dripping in it. A liquidy deluge rocketed out of my rectum, and pieces of hamburger and tortilla floated in it. Even the teachers make fun of me now.
Does this thwart my chances of ever getting a girlfriend? My rectum is so sore, and green pustulating bubbbles are growing on my rear. And please, pray that my conscecarted rectum will be reclaimed by the devil's disciples.
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arcticglalian is not online. arcticglalian
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16 Apr 2012 05:40 PM
LOL. Nice bro. My advice- KEEP EATIN!
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killer5047 is not online. killer5047
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16 Apr 2012 05:40 PM
This is totally made up. If it isnt then go see a doctor and go to a new school.
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ThornKing is not online. ThornKing
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16 Apr 2012 05:40 PM
amen
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Notom is not online. Notom
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16 Apr 2012 05:40 PM
that was hot.
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Hillbillytheory is not online. Hillbillytheory
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16 Apr 2012 05:41 PM
This is not made up. Why would I make up my own pain?
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spartank45 is not online. spartank45
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16 Apr 2012 05:42 PM
lol
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killer5047 is not online. killer5047
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16 Apr 2012 05:42 PM
Is it wrong that I got, you know, turned on.
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elite6247 is not online. elite6247
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16 Apr 2012 05:42 PM
This was posted yesterday, Stop going on your alts and stay off this forum with this.
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Hillbillytheory is not online. Hillbillytheory
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16 Apr 2012 05:43 PM
My rectum is like a volcano. It spills red hot fluid and it lasts forever, and is completely destroyed afterwards. :(
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Hillbillytheory is not online. Hillbillytheory
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16 Apr 2012 05:44 PM
Actually that wasn't me. The kids were spying on me and they made a ROBLOX account to put that. Me having a ROBLOX account too with the same stuff is purely coincidental.
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Nimna is not online. Nimna
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16 Apr 2012 05:45 PM
To be continued?
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elite6247 is not online. elite6247
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16 Apr 2012 05:45 PM
Yeah, whatever. Just stop repeating this story. It's boring.
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Hillbillytheory is not online. Hillbillytheory
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16 Apr 2012 05:47 PM
Part 2: The nurse at the hospital rammed needles up in pockets of air. The end.
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sammyman09 is not online. sammyman09
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16 Apr 2012 05:59 PM
O_O was it painful?O_O
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pieman1026 is not online. pieman1026
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16 Apr 2012 06:02 PM
O_O
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iroctheworld is not online. iroctheworld
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16 Apr 2012 06:12 PM
What the...?


o_e
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xRainingSlayerx is not online. xRainingSlayerx
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16 Apr 2012 06:13 PM
put a bucket over your head, like generation

then you'll be okay.
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fireman658 is not online. fireman658
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16 Apr 2012 06:18 PM
Agreed with RainingSlayer. But you gotta add a bucket on your rear too. Just in base you do it again.
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awesomecaptainbeast is not online. awesomecaptainbeast
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16 Apr 2012 06:18 PM
You need more buckets.
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searing321 is not online. searing321
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16 Apr 2012 06:19 PM
He can't afford buckets.
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battery56 is not online. battery56
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16 Apr 2012 06:21 PM
So much win.

You, sir, are a successful troll.
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Hillbillytheory is not online. Hillbillytheory
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16 Apr 2012 06:22 PM
> did it hurt
Wtf do you think? Molten diareah ROCKETED out of my rectum at extremely high speeds. My rectal canal is completely obliberated, the nurse said.
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bloxy980 is not online. bloxy980
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16 Apr 2012 06:23 PM
I feel bad that I laughed at the description of that. Maybe you should avoid burritos in the future. And not force farts.
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Hillbillytheory is not online. Hillbillytheory
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16 Apr 2012 06:24 PM
Farts are like love. If you have to force it, it is probably bubbling diareah.
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