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Re: This pineapple is a troll.

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DrBradish is not online. DrBradish
Joined: 11 Feb 2012
Total Posts: 700
21 Apr 2012 08:13 AM
I had this reading passage in a test earlier this week.

A long time ago animals could talk plain English as well as your or I.
One day, a pineapple (fruit could also talk in English) challenged a hare to a race. The hare was the regarded as the fastest animal in the land. "I challenge you to a 26 mile race," the pineapple said.
The hare of course arrogantly replied, "Are you really challenging me to a race? Please, you don't stand a chance against me."
The pineapple unaffected by the hare's comment continued on with his request and the race was to occur later that day. A crowd of animals had gathered during the discussion and a moose was talking with an owl and fox. "The pineapple must have something up his sleeve to challenge the hare to a race," the moose remarked.
"Pineapples don't have sleeves," retorted the owl.
"You know what I mean," the moose said.
"The pineapple must have some trick, though. We should root for the pineapple so we look good when we are cheering for the winner. The pineapple will probably win because the rabbit decides to take a nap or a snack or something stupid like that." said the fox.
The race was about to begin. Anticipation was immense as the animals waited for the trick to be set and the hare embarrassed. The animals were all rooting for the pineapple. The whistle blew and the hare zoomed off. The animals waited for the pineapple to pull off his trick. The pineapple stayed still. Two hours later, the hare crossed the finish line and the pineapple had still not moved.
The animals ate the pineapple.
Moral: Pineapples don't have sleeves.
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AHoodedMan is not online. AHoodedMan
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21 Apr 2012 08:16 AM
did not read lengthy story.
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DrBradish is not online. DrBradish
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21 Apr 2012 08:21 AM
Well your life will never be fulfilled.
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DrBradish is not online. DrBradish
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21 Apr 2012 08:31 AM
BAWMP
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princessmidna is not online. princessmidna
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21 Apr 2012 08:33 AM
that story reminds me of heartstrings

η αγάπη είναι μία ψυχή σε δύο σώματα
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