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| 18 Apr 2012 10:50 PM |
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong.
He told me, 'I have a 22 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.'
I continued, 'Well, then why are you crying?'
He added, 'She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favourite biscuits, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest of the afternoon.'
I said, 'Well, why are you crying?'
He said, 'For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favourite dessert and then we cuddle until the small hours.'
I inquired, 'Well then, why in the world would you be crying?'
He replied, 'I can't remember where I live.'
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| 18 Apr 2012 10:54 PM |
bahahahhahahahahahahabahahhaahahaha /not sarcasm |
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| 18 Apr 2012 10:56 PM |
Cool story bro. Why don't you tell it again? Write it down and publish it. Then make prequels and sequels.
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| 18 Apr 2012 11:00 PM |
| omg! I got a record deal to a hippi from finnland^^ |
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| 18 Apr 2012 11:01 PM |
I'm not a "hippi". And also, are you even trying to troll...?
-Welcome to Finland- |
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| 18 Apr 2012 11:05 PM |
| I can't remember where I live x.x I'm blind. next thing ya know on next Easter that man will say "mommy look what I found!" ":0? it's ticking! is it a confetti?" the boys life ends |
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