place1111
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:02 PM |
i have only pleasured myself twice
the first time was a disaster, the Vaseline caught on fire
the second time heartstrings told me to and i nearly had a heart attack |
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Lumpytusk
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:03 PM |
>the Vaseline caught on fire
That's a story for the ages.
~You're gonna burn, alright. -JC Denton~ |
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:03 PM |
| Trust me buddy, once I'm done filming you and heartstrings it's going to become a blockbuster hit on RedTube. |
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:04 PM |
>the Vaseline caught on fire ಠ_ಠ |
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place1111
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:05 PM |
exactly
no idea how
it just went up in flames |
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:06 PM |
but you liked the time I made you do it
especially since we did it on cam B)
-La sombra del silencio se burló de mí y quiere oscurecerlo todo- |
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place1111
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:06 PM |
i know foruming
it was almost too much for me |
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:07 PM |
| Shouldn't that mean your area also caught fire? |
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place1111
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:07 PM |
@ex
just put it this way
i never have to shave again |
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:07 PM |
don't worry though
I'll be gentle on you tonight
but I don't want you to be gentle to me
-La sombra del silencio se burló de mí y quiere oscurecerlo todo- |
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:08 PM |
"once i was taking a vaseline bath and my girlfriend came in the bath with me and switched off the lights and put a scented candle for romanticness and the candle fell in the bath and the vaseline cuaght on fire"
that scene was fun to imagine |
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place1111
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:08 PM |
@foruming
it is the first time we do this
so we should take it easy
maybe next time we will use more leather |
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:08 PM |
oh, okay
fiiiiine
-La sombra del silencio se burló de mí y quiere oscurecerlo todo- |
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:09 PM |
vase- never mind i'm not going to ask no
η αγάπη είναι μία ψυχή σε δύο σώματα |
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place1111
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:10 PM |
sorry
i just don't want to get hurt |
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:11 PM |
don't worry honey, mommy won't hurt you
but I want to not be able to walk properly at school tomorrow -La sombra del silencio se burló de mí y quiere oscurecerlo todo- |
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place1111
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:13 PM |
I'm sure you'll suffice, sweetie
-La sombra del silencio se burló de mí y quiere oscurecerlo todo- |
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place1111
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:13 PM |
okay
i have some Chardonnay we can enjoy too |
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:15 PM |
I've never tried wine before
-La sombra del silencio se burló de mí y quiere oscurecerlo todo- |
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place1111
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| 17 Apr 2012 04:16 PM |
B)
-La sombra del silencio se burló de mí y quiere oscurecerlo todo- |
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