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| 16 Apr 2012 06:59 PM |
| THEY KILL EVERYONE INSIDE, AND CLAIM THE BAR FOR BRITAIN |
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blobbem
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| 16 Apr 2012 07:01 PM |
Modern day version:
Five British men walk into a bar. They order a pint of Guinness/Magners/Carlsberg (depends where from Britain, e.g. Wales, N. Ireland/ Scotland), some peanuts and casually talk about how their favourite football team sucked that one match. |
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| 16 Apr 2012 07:01 PM |
@blobbem
wrong
see first version |
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jimmy2054
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| 16 Apr 2012 07:03 PM |
Thank you blobbem, for correcting them for me.
Also, football in Britain is soccer, basically. |
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| 16 Apr 2012 07:03 PM |
@jimmy
blobbem was wrong
see first version |
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| 16 Apr 2012 07:03 PM |
The british men are: Jimmy Page Ringo Starr John Bonham Mick Jagger Freddie Mercury
Strawberry Fields Forever. |
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blobbem
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| 16 Apr 2012 07:04 PM |
| Me? Wrong? What is this...? |
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lobstery7
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| 16 Apr 2012 07:04 PM |
| I thought they were One Direction. |
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| 16 Apr 2012 07:05 PM |
| and you think im immature. |
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| 16 Apr 2012 07:05 PM |
| why does everything have to be about britain's godawful musicians |
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blobbem
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| 16 Apr 2012 07:06 PM |
>I thought they were One Direction.
HA! Those guys wouldn't walk into a bar. They're too young. |
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lobstery7
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| 16 Apr 2012 07:06 PM |
| They're old enough though. |
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| 16 Apr 2012 07:07 PM |
@lobster
maybe, but it's not like the bouncer would believe their prepubescent voices |
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blobbem
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| 16 Apr 2012 07:09 PM |
>They're old enough though.
Not necessarily. Most adults don't go into the bar until they are at least 20. Besides, One Direction wouldn't go near a bar since they have quite a lot of money. |
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lobstery7
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| 16 Apr 2012 07:10 PM |
They don't sound like girls though.
Yes, they're 5 Justin Biebers, but they're 5 2012 Justin biebers, so at least they have deeper voices than 2010 Justin Bieber. |
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| 16 Apr 2012 07:35 PM |
| still, not a single decent musician has come out of britain |
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| 16 Apr 2012 07:38 PM |
diamond
are you blind or wat |
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| 17 Apr 2012 10:40 AM |
| But nobody cares that they killed everyone because they have a nice accent :D |
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