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| 17 Mar 2012 07:29 PM |
Name says it all. Say the movie and you're rating on it.
Godzilla vs. the smog monster 4/10, purely for the fact that it is funny how cheesy it is.
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| 17 Mar 2012 10:56 PM |
| The Amazing Spider-Man (inb4lovers) |
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| 17 Mar 2012 10:57 PM |
| I haven't seen The Amazing Spider-Man and it's not out yet, but judging by the trailer, the movie looks very cheesy. It looks like Ed Wood chose the cast. |
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Will20
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| 17 Mar 2012 11:55 PM |
I thought they got the actors right.
In the comics:
Spider-man: YOU FIGHT LIKE A COW
In Spider-Man trilogy:
Spider-Man: MARY JANE Y U NO LOVE ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Although I liked the first two films. |
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Leodin
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| 18 Mar 2012 03:33 AM |
Hm...I plan to name a whole bunch of movies.
___________________________________________________________________________ <::Tristar's Godzilla film::>
Okay, seriously, it's no wonder why Toho killed Fraudzilla off in fifteen seconds in Final Wars. It's because of how bad this movie is. The acting is terrible. GINO(Godzilla In Name Only), looks like trash, and the entire last segements of the film, look like a complete ode to Jurassic Park 2. This movie would have been a better rebut of Beast From 20'000 Fathoms. ___________________________________________________________________________ <::Street Fight: The Legend of Chun-Li::>
First of all, I'll start with Chun-Li. She looks in know way shape or form anything like the Chun-Li we all know and love. Second, she's dressed all in black and has long straight black hair? Next, we have Balrog, yeah, they kept him slightly the same, but even he was changed, and again, he's also in black. Third, Vega. They changed him from a Spanish bullfighting ninja, into some Gothic punk rapper, who is incredibly ugly and deep voiced. And, shock shock, he's also got long black hair and is dressed in black. This is NOT Underworld, it's SUPPOSED to be Street Fighter. Fourth, M. Bison....Need I say ANYTHING?! Yes? Alright. He was changed, from some psychotic German warlord bent on taking over the world, into some old guy in a tuxedo, who just so happens to be super strong. Tuxedo.....AGAIN WITH THE BLACK?! ___________________________________________________________________________ <::Dragonball: Evolution::>
Okay, I'm not too much of a Dragonball fan as I used to be, but, c'mon, even a person who just started watching the series would see that they strayed so far from the original formula. Now, I know there are probably some people that may have thought this movie was good, but, c'mon, you know what I'm talking about. ___________________________________________________________________________ <::The Twilight Saga::>
Need I say ANYTHING about this? Here is the basic plot in a small summary. Teenage girl meets teenage boy, teenage girl likes teenage boy, teenage boy thinks that due to his sparkly body, he is a killer, so he runs away from teenage girl. Teenage boy reveals that he is a vampire, but teenage boy is really a vegatarion vampire, because teenage boy only drinks animal blood.(That's veggies?) Teenage jock thinks that because he can turn into a wolf, that he is a werewolf, teenage jock also likes teenage girl, which infuriates teenage boy, through tons of trials and tribulations, teenage boy weds teenage girl, and they have a happy ending..... Someone make a Castlevania and Twilight crossover. Let the Belmonts give 'em what for. ___________________________________________________________________________ <::The Last Airbender::>
When I first saw the trailer for the Avatar show, I thought it was gonna be stupid. However, I gave it a try, and I liked it. Then they announced the live action movie. Upon seeing the trailer to that, I knew it would be terrible. I'm sure there are people that liked the movie, but, I just thought it was pretty bad. ___________________________________________________________________________ <::Silent Hill::>
I don't watch horror movies(At least, not newer ones anyway), so I never did see this, but, apparently, this movie was a really big flop and a good portion of those that saw it hated it. I did see a trailer for it, and to tell the truth, I think it looks pretty bad. ___________________________________________________________________________ <::NINJA: SILENT WARRIOR::>
Despite the title, the "ninjas" in this movie, were not silent. The heros were two guys dressed in yellow ninja suits with purple tabbards over them. The terrible acting is something you can easily laugh at, as well as the facial expressions. But the one thing that sucks the most about this movie, is the fact that it ends so suddenly. Good ninja leader stabs evil ninja leaders, pulls his mask off, walks away, and it says the end. The credits do not roll. ___________________________________________________________________________ <::Dragonheart: A new beginning::>
Alright, most kids don't remember Dragonheart now days, but I sure do. I was so excited that they were coming out with a sequel when I was around eight.....Only to have that excitement turn into complete and utter dissapointment. Honestly, looking back on it now. Dragonheart didn't need a sequel. They COULD have left it off at the perfect ending...But, noooo, they just HAD to go and make this piece of trash that they dare call Dragonheart 2. The overall storyline. Your typical young hero is a stableboy. Geoff decides one night, that he's going to go into the monastery dungeon to find anything that could make him worthy of being a Knight. He not only finds Sir Bowen's old Sword, but he also finds Draco's son Drake. After a lot of really weird(and stupid) twists and turns, Geoff finds out that the Knight he's serving under, is really an evil Chinese dragon that wants to enslave mankind, is killed by Drake by accident, and is ressurected by Drake giving him half of his heart..... ...As I said, Dragonheart didn't even NEED a sequel. ___________________________________________________________________________ .........................: That's all for now.: .........................:
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| 18 Mar 2012 05:33 AM |
Turkish Star Wars Watch just one minute to find out.
3 Dev Adam Yet another bad Turkish film. I mean, what where they thinking??? Captain America VS Santo VS Spiderman. WTH?
King Kong VS Godzilla By judging the title, you can already tell that King Kong would win, and the movie is a bit cheesy in the fight parts.
Silent Hill My friends say it is the scariest movie, but it's just a load of crap to me. I mean, by what they are telling me, is that a girl gets left in a house, tied up. Next morning, her mom's car is gone and she dies. /N/O/T/ /S/C/A/R/Y/
King Of Kong Island By the title, I thaught it was about King Kong. But NOOOO, it was nothing about the title. I mean, there's no island called Kong Island, there's no king and it's VERY crap. |
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| 18 Mar 2012 06:46 AM |
'<::Tristar's Godzilla film::>' It's a pretty good monster movies, but a really bad godzilla movie. How hard is it to get a giant invulnerable nuclear ray shooting monster?!
'By judging the title, you can already tell that King Kong would win' Two things wrong with that:
One: King kind is about 30-40 feet tall. Godzilla is 350 feet tall in the first series and most of the second. 450 in the third series.30-40 feet is about the size of godzillas foot.
Two:Godzilla is invulnerable. He's been melted, flozen, hundreds of missiles, in a multible sub-nuclear exlplosion, fell off huge cliffs, electic wire in the brain, etc. King kong was killed by two planes and a few bullets.
Heres some that are so cheesy it's funny: 7.The lost continent 6.Santa claus (Mexican one) 5.teenagers from outer space 4.Final sacrifice 3.Turkish star wars 2.Final justice
And are you ready for this? The ultimate bad movie: The phantom platnet.
Better description of turkish star wars, but what he said is true: 1/3 complete randomness, 1/3 guy jumping on trampoline to indiana jones theme, and 1/3 random explosions. Heres an example: Head chopped off. Death star explodes. Head appears and is chopped off again.Death star blows up planet he's on. He's still fine and on planet with his head back on. See what I mean? |
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| 18 Mar 2012 03:58 PM |
@king:
True, it'd be okay as a different monster, but as Godzilla...No, it's terrible.
To quote the Angry Video Game Nerd.
"What makes him suck the most? The army killed him. Everyone knows that the army CAN'T kill Godzilla!"
Jurassic Park 2 has an ode to Godzilla that is far more true to the story then Tristar's Godzilla. |
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| 18 Mar 2012 04:12 PM |
| @leod that was cinimassicure. I quote him alot because he makes perfect points. |
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| 18 Mar 2012 04:19 PM |
Eragon. The book series was just brilliant but the movie was bloody awful. Thank heavens they didn't continue the series in a movie.
¸.•♥•When you stare ahead and darkness is all you see, only reason and determination can pull you back from the abyss. •♥•.¸ |
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| 18 Mar 2012 05:26 PM |
| @meggie2142 I completely agree! A good movie, but as eragon...epic fail. |
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| 18 Mar 2012 06:08 PM |
Jurrassic Park 2&3
The first one was okay, but the two and three...
So you don't ever get what's happening, and when I watched the second or third one, I watched the whole thing. When it got to the part where they're at the river, I think "But... HOW did they get there? They were just at the exhibit...". |
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| 18 Mar 2012 06:22 PM |
@MCAdo Prepare to get flamed (I'm not going to flame you, other people will). |
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| 18 Mar 2012 09:02 PM |
| Puss in boots. Horrible movie, they just ruined my favorite childhood icon. |
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Leodin
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| 18 Mar 2012 09:44 PM |
@meggie: I think the only good thing about the Eragon movie, was the three actors they got for Brom, he did a GREAT job. Durza, loved how he portrayed him. And Sapphira, the voice fit her pretty well.
Also, there were rumors going about that an Eldest movie might be made.
Another rumor was that there was going to be a remake of Eragon, but Christopher would be overseeing the production.
....The remake sounds better in my opinion. |
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| 18 Mar 2012 11:28 PM |
"The Mutant Chronicles." 0/10. Worst movie ever, in my opinion. There's really no point for this movie to exist. The plot is weak, the acting is atrocious (except for Thomas Jane, who does well with what he's given), the effects look like they're from the '70s (no, it is not an exaggeration, I am dead serious), the dialogue is just pitiful, half the characters die by the end, and the movie just drags along forever. The ending also bitter, and makes the film that much worse. I don't think there's a way this film could've been made and not be bad. Everything is bad. There's only one good scene, but it's only a few seconds.
"Redline." 0/10. Same with "Mutant," there is no point to the film. If one point is made, it's that filmmaking CAN be "that" bad. The acting is horrible, the plot has (had?) potential to be good, but the movie doesn't use it correctly. Every aspect of this movie is bad (acting, action scenes, dialogue, etc). The movie is easily a rip-off of "The Fast and the Furious" (interestingly, the original name for "The Fast and the Furious" was, indeed, "Redline"), but it seems like it was written by a 7-year-old. Guns, girls, cars, explosions, pointless action scenes, etc. can be good, but you have to use them correctly, and this film doesn't. It just throws everything in the blender and makes a horrible smoothie. Not to mention, there's a really idiotic revenge subplot, which would be fine, but there's no sense of danger, no sense of the emotional breakdown the character should be facing. The whole thing plays out more like a bad pilot for an NBC action/drama, not a movie. Anyway, it's terrible. Simple as that.
"Skyline." 0.5/10. This could've been an excellent invasion film, but instead, they decide to focus only on the characters. That would've been fine, if the movie had better actors. The only good actor is killed shortly into the film. It seems they watched "District 9" (which wasn't that great to begin with) and “Independence Day” (which I actually love), then thought, "How can we make these films suck?" If that was their idea, they succeeded. The acting is some of the worst I've ever seen, and the effects are cool, but only on small objects. Once something (like, the inside of an alien ship, for example) is shown, the effects are weak and downright pitiful. The film's ending just adds insult to injury. It makes no sense, and it's very dumb. Are we supposed to actually believe that he ...well, never mind, I'll let you guys see the ending. You'll understand. |
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| 18 Mar 2012 11:42 PM |
Toy Story 3
The reasons are so obvious. |
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Leodin
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| 19 Mar 2012 01:01 AM |
@Johnny:
I remember seeing a scene from Skyline.
The guy and girl are standing there cheering for a helicopter, and the scene that plays is so bad that it's funny.
Guy and Girl: Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh!!!
*Tentacles wrap around the helicopter and pull it down*
Guy and Girl: Noooooooooooooooo!!! |
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| 19 Mar 2012 01:12 AM |
The Birds 2: 0.5/10 It was the freaking worst movie I've even seen on the silver screen. The worst sequel to a Hitchcock film, maybe next to Psycho III and Psycho IV. |
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| 19 Mar 2012 06:19 AM |
'Also, there were rumors going about that an Eldest movie might be made' I sure hope not.
Final justice The plot is basicly:Officer gets a clue, gets arrested, set free, repeat 8 more times. Must I continue? |
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