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retardednoobman is not online. retardednoobman
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15 Apr 2012 07:34 PM
I was at school yesterday, and I was starving at lunch. I decided to eat everything on my tray. I ate three soggy burritos, dripping with melted cheese and hamburger juices. I drank the milk, and it felt quit slimy as it slithered down my throat like a snail. In class, my stomach started making very loud noises. I had to fart, but I had to force it. All of sudden, some very gooey dirahhea squirted from my shorts and dripped down my legs. I stood up to try to run, but a giant blast of poop rocketed at the kid next to me. Another barrage of turd exploded from my rectum, and pieces of hamburger floated in it. Kids were laughing at me, even the teacher. They grabbed their things and ran, but I fired off another round of substance at a pretty girl. She was covered in dripping love.
I had to get a ride to the hospital, they found a tube shoved inside of me and the nurse got covered in my substances.
Do I need to move? Does this thwart my chances at getting a girlfriend?
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LordKandar is not online. LordKandar
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15 Apr 2012 07:35 PM
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retardednoobman is not online. retardednoobman
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15 Apr 2012 07:36 PM
I'm crying as I type this. My rear end feels sore. I did not die of dehyrdation from excreting that much substance because the sprinklers went off because my turd juice was smoking from the deathly burritos.
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ricegirls is not online. ricegirls
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15 Apr 2012 07:36 PM
What did I just read?
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retardednoobman is not online. retardednoobman
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15 Apr 2012 07:37 PM
My life story.
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15 Apr 2012 07:37 PM
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15 Apr 2012 07:38 PM
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15 Apr 2012 07:39 PM
YOU MADE MY DAY


LOL
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retardednoobman is not online. retardednoobman
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15 Apr 2012 07:39 PM
You're all like the rest.. Oh my god I need to take an ibuprofen... it's throbbing and pustules of green poopy are forming on me..
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15 Apr 2012 07:39 PM
What in god's name?
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15 Apr 2012 07:39 PM
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retardednoobman is not online. retardednoobman
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15 Apr 2012 07:40 PM
My rectum is on fire.
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retardednoobman is not online. retardednoobman
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15 Apr 2012 07:41 PM
We need the mother of god to reclaim my consecrated rectum from the devil's disciples.
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mrbeastcod is not online. mrbeastcod
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15 Apr 2012 07:41 PM
im scarred for life
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MEGANICK1999 is not online. MEGANICK1999
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15 Apr 2012 07:42 PM
LOL,

this made me laugh, no offence
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USAFGeneral is not online. USAFGeneral
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15 Apr 2012 07:42 PM
Are you guys seriously posting on this? Someone posted the EXACT same story, a few days ago. This story ISN'T new.

-From the Desk of the CEO of NexGen Aeronautics:USAFGeneral- Join Today!

Novus Ordo Seclorum.
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retardednoobman is not online. retardednoobman
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15 Apr 2012 07:43 PM
Nobody cared. I made a new account to repost this. I am deathly sorry.
Pray for my rectum to be reclaimed.
If you want to prove your worth in the eyes of the lord, invade my rectum and destroy the abominations that thrive within!
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toxicwolfe is not online. toxicwolfe
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15 Apr 2012 07:43 PM
You disgust me.
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MEGANICK1999 is not online. MEGANICK1999
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15 Apr 2012 07:44 PM
LOLOL
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GREEMINATOR is not online. GREEMINATOR
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15 Apr 2012 07:44 PM
Property of /b/
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Atomicblast180 is not online. Atomicblast180
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15 Apr 2012 07:44 PM
Why am I still laughing?
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retardednoobman is not online. retardednoobman
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15 Apr 2012 07:44 PM
Don't make fun of me.
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retardednoobman is not online. retardednoobman
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15 Apr 2012 07:46 PM
The nurse told me my body cavity is completely decimated after the events that I wrote about in this thread.
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retardednoobman is not online. retardednoobman
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15 Apr 2012 07:47 PM
I am on the brink of death.
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retardednoobman is not online. retardednoobman
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15 Apr 2012 07:48 PM
Does anybody care!?
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