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| 07 Mar 2012 09:02 PM |
Day 1: I venture around the forest. I found a bacon tree! Now, I must climb to the top of the tree to get the crispy ones! There she is. *Bites* A quarter of breakfast right there. I need to find refreshments now. Oh look! A pond of punch! Mmm.. nice and sweet.
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Quasar99
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| 07 Mar 2012 09:10 PM |
| Day 2: Oh gods. I found a Doritos tree. Must eat. -eating..- -done- OMNOMNOMNOMOMNOMNOMNOM. Hey look, a pond of soda with sodium in it. Lets drink it. |
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ryan1542
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| 10 Mar 2012 05:17 PM |
Day 3:
Uh oh, I'm gaining weight.
I better lay off the food for a while, but...
I can't resist the smell of pizza growing on the ground!!!
MUST NOT EAT, MOST NOT EAT!!!! |
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| 10 Mar 2012 05:34 PM |
Day 4,
After being away from civilization for so long without any modern food I wonder why I have yet to become malnourished and/or starved to death. But today I went fishing in the soda lake and caught a bunch of Swedish Fish. YUM! I learned from Ted Bear's Book of Survival that you can eat Swedish Fish raw, and so I did. Later, after my fish meal, I found a herd of Pretzel Deer. Pretzel Deer, I learned from Ted Bear's Book of Survival, are deer with pretzels for antlers; some had cynnamon pretzels, some had cheese pretzels, and others has regular pretzels, but none had any kind of low-calory pretzels. I ended up gobbling all of their pretzels and I was still hungry, but I decided to take a nap. Then I decided to make a fire. But I could not find enough fire wood that wouldn't melt, because all of the fire wood I found were chocolate sticks, so I instead just ate all of the fire wood. Now I realize I'm gaining more weight. Better start a diet... NOT! |
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| 10 Mar 2012 06:21 PM |
Day 5,
I went searching for a pack of Sour Patch Kids, which, as the book says, are very edible. I found a huge pack of them and ate every last one of them faster than you can say "The guy who is writing this journal is freaking fat." I took a nap after that. When I woke up I saw that a tree could reach up as high as one of the clouds. And that cloud was a COTTON CANDY CLOUD! So I climbed it, which took a long time, do to my big bones (NOT FAT). I took a huge chomp out of the cloud and enjoyed it so much. But I needed something to wash it down with. I found a pond of Kool-Aid and took an enormous sip. Ah, how delicious it was. Then, that night, I saw a gang of cupcake bugs swarming around my camp. To get them away, and to satisfy my constant need for food, I ate about half of them, the other half ran away, like I was some sort of fat monster, which I am not! Well, this was quite a day to remember. |
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ryan1542
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| 14 Apr 2012 06:55 AM |
Day 6:
I woke up and found a deadly King Cobra at the Kool Aid pond, sipping it up. I thought, "This animal is one of the most dangerous animals in the planet. One push of a button, and I'm GONE. Ima go poke it with a stick. :3"
*Pokes snake with stick*
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
SHE'S ANGREH!!!!
SHE'S REALLY ANGREH!
I bit her and she died. She tasted like bubble gum. I chewed her up and ate some Pancake Birds I found flying in the sky. I'm glad I'm not dead yet. Ooh, more pond punch. Nom nom nom... |
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Luigiatl
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| 14 Apr 2012 07:10 AM |
Day 7 Suddenly, chocolate rain rains. I open my mouth wide and have chocolate rain fall into my mouth. |
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| 14 Apr 2012 07:36 AM |
| Day 8: I woke up when I heard a growl. Even if I was absolutely sure that I was not supposed to look at things that I thought was food, I went over to check what it was. Before I knew it, I stood face to face with a bear. But he looked so yummy, that I threw a stone at him, which appeared to be a piece of candy. Then the bear died, and I started to eat him. It appeared to be a Big Mac Bear. |
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| 14 Apr 2012 08:35 AM |
| Day 10:The Big Mac that I ate saved me, And now I am in a White Chocolate blizzard! |
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| 15 Apr 2012 08:55 AM |
day 11:
someone threw a rock at me and i went to the ER |
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| 15 Apr 2012 09:50 AM |
Day 11 (the one above doesn't follow the story),
I met a man named Choco Late (pronounced CO-co Lat-AY) who appeared to be made of chocolate. Some fat beast ate him alive... I swear it wasn't me! *wipes chocolate smears from face* The sun boiled and fried EVERYTHING today, I'm not kidding! The bacon on the bacon tree was boiled to perfection, and the pickle ants were fried to excellence! Mother Nature might be the BEST chef ever! Unfortunately, I needed something to cool me down. And that's when I stumbled upon a field of gum trees! Gum trees produce soda pop as sap! I squeezed every tree's sap out just to satisfy my need for a drink. |
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| 15 Apr 2012 02:32 PM |
| Day 12:Justin Bieber gained a lot of weight and now he is a Fatty!He is in Fatty Forest with me noe :3! |
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| 15 Apr 2012 03:07 PM |
| Day 13: I found a died guy and he had a black iron crown with a diamond of some type in it i put it on then some how a blue bubble made a soda can and it had nothing in it so this guy was magic but why was he here? |
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| 15 Apr 2012 03:18 PM |
| Day 14: i see this died guy has wings this must have been some type of magic user that was flying and crashed here or got hit with the deady blast of sugar and i found a book near him it was like he was doing stuff i later found out it was BrandonS677 a myth to be made up so i leave the body im so hungery then i find a salad tree under ground this is the rare salad tree hasnet been seen for years so i eat some salad and become skinny this tree saved me |
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| 15 Apr 2012 03:27 PM |
Day 15: (sorry my minds just ative today)
i found the gummy tribe this is a good finding for me there friendy to fattys but they start attacking me then i quicky summon a force field then i eat there leader and steal there food then at last i found the sugar vaclo i go up to the sugar and i get a peace of wet rock candy and i get some sugar and eat it then i eat the rock candy then the sugar shoots out and i run for my dear live and im safe but some trees are now covered in sugar then a gaint fatty teamed up with a fast gummy hrouse came at me then i jump and i climb a vine and make it to the other side and the closet loop it 50 miles away so they can get over |
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