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| 12 Apr 2012 08:26 PM |
I have declared myself as Ronald Reagan. As such, all you Republicans must bow down to me.
*Not trolling Reagan, btw*
NexGen Aeronautics is a good clan. You really should join it.
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| 12 Apr 2012 08:27 PM |
I'm Abraham Lincoln.
God of Republicans. |
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| 12 Apr 2012 08:29 PM |
You were before the flip.
"Flip" - North becoming Democrat, and South becoming Republican.
I was thinking on declaring myself Lincoln, but I decided against it.
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FELOOx
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| 12 Apr 2012 08:29 PM |
*COMPETITION DETECTED*
*ORBITAL LASER CANNON PROMPTED AND READY TO FIRE* |
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| 12 Apr 2012 08:31 PM |
You cannot destroy your idol.
"Mr. Satellite, don't fire your laser!"
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FELOOx
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| 12 Apr 2012 08:35 PM |
me: "Begin bypass sequence, we cannot allow Mr. satalite to obey Reagans orders."
hot secratary: "Yes sir, Satalite charging laser."
me: "Good, now are the men ready for the coup? we cannot allow Flammus to control the state."
hot secratary: "they are in position Sir."
me: "Good... Good..." |
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| 12 Apr 2012 08:36 PM |
im barak obama called it1111 yes im black! ~PWNED BY PWNED~ |
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| 12 Apr 2012 08:37 PM |
Me (Reagan): "Do we have nukes?"
JCoS Chairman: "Yes, we do, Mr. President."
Me: "Good... good.."
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| 12 Apr 2012 08:37 PM |
Wait, no I'm also rick santorum, mitt romney and hilary clinton. ~PWNED BY PWNED~ |
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| 12 Apr 2012 08:42 PM |
Rick Santorum: "Let's make the wimmin house wives.: Romney: "No, let's start talking about how rich I am." Barak Obama: "Naw, guys, let's start a play. Okay, I'm barak obama. You guys are the Court. I make an idea that's completely idiotic about healthcare and you reject it. Alright? Hilary Clinton: "Me and bill have tight bond. But he doesn't d@te only 1 wimmin." ~PWNED BY PWNED~ |
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| 12 Apr 2012 08:44 PM |
I'm Dwight D. Eisenhower.
Sarcasm is a gift! |
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FELOOx
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| 12 Apr 2012 08:44 PM |
Hot secratary "Sir! nukes detected!"
Me: "Nuke 'em"
Hot secratary "oh you are so brave FELOOx! you're my hero!"
Me: *chuckles* "I know." |
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| 12 Apr 2012 08:47 PM |
Reagan: "So, how many nukes do we have?"
General: "OVA 9000!!!!"
General (2): "FIRE ALL DA NUKES!!!"
Reagan: "Good... good..."
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| 12 Apr 2012 08:49 PM |
Countering a nuke with a nuke? Interesting strategy.
Sarcasm is a gift! |
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| 12 Apr 2012 08:51 PM |
Hot Secretary: "Sir they are firing all the nukes!"
Me: "Bring out...The Catapult."
whole world: "Gasp!"
Hot secretary: "omg FELOO ur so awesome, what should we fling at the nukes?"
Me: "flammus and the teaparty."
Hot secretary: "Yes sir!" |
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| 12 Apr 2012 08:52 PM |
General: "Mr. President! They are throwing people at us?"
Reagan: "Indeed. I heard that this happened a long time ago. Diseased people were catapulted."
*Gasps* "They are throwing diseased people?"
"Indeed. Get the flamethrowers ready..."
"Right away, sir!"
"Helen! Bring me some coffee!"
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| 12 Apr 2012 08:56 PM |
Hot female general: "sir they are using flame throwers!"
Me: "suck the water from the ocean and fling it at the flame throwers via catapult."
General: "Yes Sir! ur so awesome!"
Me: "I know, also I want all the coffee drained from their base, we dont want them having energy, now do we?"
Hot Secratary: "Right away sir!"
Hot diplomat: "Sir the Chinese have vowed to assist us!"
Me: "Good...Good..." |
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| 12 Apr 2012 09:01 PM |
YOU CAN JUST CALLED ME.
GEORGE W BUSH.
THUMBS UP. |
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| 12 Apr 2012 09:01 PM |
General: "Sir, they are throwing water at us! It's effective against our flamethrowers!"
Reagan: "So, what else do we have?"
"Well, they took all our coffee. However, we still do have the world's biggest army."
"Attack them with everything we have! Send in the Air Force!"
"Affirmative, sending in B52 bombers. Final thing, the Chinese are helping them..."
"My god... all those short people.... we would never see them coming... Get the Germans and the British on the phone! I need to talk to Margaret."
"Right away, sir!"
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| 12 Apr 2012 09:04 PM |
Soldier: "Reagan just ordered us to send in the B52s!" Me: "Orders are orders!" Soldier: "Yes sir!" Me: "Where the hell is my coffee!?"
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| 12 Apr 2012 09:05 PM |
Bush Sr: wtf is going on?
Raegan: Were duking it out
FELOOx: Bossing |
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