Bryson97
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| 12 Apr 2012 05:49 PM |
Step 1: Choose your month of birth...
January: I hate... February: I streaked with... March: I need... April: I shot... May: I smoked with... June: I killed... July: I peed on... August: I did it with... September: I got married with... October: I stabbed... November: I gave a good time to... December: I took a crap on...
Step 2: Choose your birthday;
1: A monkey... 2: An exotic dancer... 3: A vacuum cleaner... 4: You... 5: Barney the dinosaur... 6: A dog... 7: Santa Clause... 8: A travesty... 9: An actor in the "adult industry".. 10: A plastic bag... 11: A bowl of cereal... 12: A pig... 13: A camel... 14: A horse... 15: A pensioner... 16: A dealer... 17: A clown... 18: A female pensioner... 19: A sausage... 20: Michael Jackson... 21: A drunk Mexican... 22: An egg... 23: A peice of crap... 24: A robot... 25: A German dude... 26: A puppett 27: George Bush... 28: A black guy... 29: Madonna... 30: A cookie jar. 31: A fat guy...
Step 3: Choose the colour of your t - shirt your wearing right now;
White: Because that's what I am. Black: Because I'm hot. Pink: Because my friend told me to do it. Red: Because I was turned on. Blue: Because I'm Justin Bieber. Yellow: Because I hate life. Gray: Because I stink. Green: Because I smoke. Orange: Because I'm ugly. Brown: Because I'm a bully. Squares: because I like turtles. No t -shirt: Because I have perfect Abs ;) Other: Because I'm lonely.
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| 12 Apr 2012 05:50 PM |
I got married with a clown because I'm hot?
-ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK IN TO MORDOR- |
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Zakro
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shadow97
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| 12 Apr 2012 05:50 PM |
| I shot a cookie jar because I was turned on |
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L0LLYP0P
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| 12 Apr 2012 05:50 PM |
| I killed a monkey because I'm hot. |
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cedarkid
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| 12 Apr 2012 05:51 PM |
I need a vacuum cleaner because that's what I am.
Oranges and Burritos |
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Lumpytusk
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| 12 Apr 2012 05:51 PM |
I shot a hors-STOP RIGHT THERE! NOT GONNA BLOODY HAPPEN!
~DENIED! -Unreal Announcer Guy~ |
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Bryson97
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| 12 Apr 2012 05:51 PM |
| You think yours is bad? I shot a piece of crap because i'm hot... |
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| 12 Apr 2012 05:52 PM |
| I need a plastic bag because I'm hot. |
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jimmy2054
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| 12 Apr 2012 05:54 PM |
I hate a camel because I'm Justin Bieber.
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I peed on a plastic bag because that's what I am. |
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AquaChick
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| 12 Apr 2012 05:55 PM |
| I shot a sausage because my friend told me to do it. |
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Bryson97
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| 12 Apr 2012 05:55 PM |
| I met someone who's gave a good time to barney because his friends told him to |
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| 12 Apr 2012 05:56 PM |
| I shot a horse, then it came back from the dead to kill me, I died, the end. |
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JoeBobN8
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| 12 Apr 2012 05:56 PM |
I need Madonna because I'm Justin Beiber.
Never has a more dyke-ish sentence ever been created... |
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| 12 Apr 2012 05:59 PM |
I stabbed a drunk Mexican because I was turned on.
Wat. |
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Bryson97
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| 12 Apr 2012 06:00 PM |
| TheIslandersCat that must have been strange |
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JoeBobN8
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| 12 Apr 2012 06:01 PM |
| My sentence is the weirdest... |
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Bryson97
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| 12 Apr 2012 06:03 PM |
| Imagine being born on december 23rd |
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schrute
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| 12 Apr 2012 06:03 PM |
| I hate a plastic bag because that's what I am. |
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JoeBobN8
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Bryson97
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| 12 Apr 2012 06:04 PM |
| Its weird how everyone seems to be getting the same ones for the days |
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Varple
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| 12 Apr 2012 06:06 PM |
I streaked with a pensioner because I'm hot.
oh god. |
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Varple
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| 12 Apr 2012 06:08 PM |
I'm wearing black and blue so.
I streaked with a pensioner because I'm Justin Beiber.
seems legit |
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Bryson97
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| 12 Apr 2012 06:08 PM |
| Varple i woulda loved to do that |
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Varple
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