Noob5722
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| 10 Apr 2012 08:51 PM |
Before the story starts, this is a word from the ACTUAL PERSON!!!!!
Noob: "umg hi i r teh pwnzor so vsiit my gemes cuz i leik tix pl0x tis is aso a TRUE story!!!!!!"
Chapter I - The Noob is Born
Noobs are all over ROBLOX. They are formed by a GROWING factory called, "umgnubs". Every Noob has a number ID after their name. This noob, is the 5722 Noob made. They are constantly growing. More and More.
Chapter II - Early Days of Noob5722
Noob5722 grew up as an, "interesting" child(noob). He would wake up from his doggy-bed, and eat his, "noob flakes". He HAD to make sure there was no gluten, so then his Deleting hammer would not get all sticky. His mom, "Noob3422" and dad, "Noob3233" were proud of him and taught him the ways of, the species, "noobs".
Chapter III - The Hero Rises
Noob was everywhere. He loved going to places to have fun. For some reason...Everyone hated him. They called him a noob, and they reported him. Noob got sad, and angry, then he deleted, Chikenpotpai3's boat and ran away. He got to his room, and just...sat there for a few weeks. INTERESTING FACT: Noobs do NOT have to eat. They can, "eat" air! When Noob got up. His butt ached from sitting, so he cried. He then looked at the digital sun. And he said, "I....."...Few hours passed, "R.........."....Few more hours pass, "TEH............"...Then, he stood up and yelled, but, before he could blurt out the word, Shedletsky bashed in from a wall Noob built unsturdy. As you can see, Noob built his house with grass and stamper tool parts. Noob jumped but could not see due to looking at the sun.
Shedletsky said, "Noob, you have been bad. You have deleted Chikenpotpai3's boat and he reported you. Say hello to my hammer." Noob got scared. He didn't know what to do, but then. He remembered Person299's admin commands that he free-modeled into his game...He then said, "ban/sheddletsky". Shedletsky opened his mouth in terror. But....Nothing happened.
Noob then realized...He spelt, "Shedletsky" wrong. Noob was then sent....to ban-land.
CHAPTER IV - Doom
Noob got un-banned. But he was so mad at Shedletsky. Apparently, at that time, Shedletsky's name was Telamon. Noob could not read. So he typed in Telamon, and looked at his blurb. His blurb said he moved to Shedletsky, but Noob could not read, so all he saw was:
"umghiirtelamonandirmovetoanewprofilesoirnolongagoinontisaccountsomahnewprofileisshedletskykthxbai"
Noob cried. Then knew, there was another victim....BUILDERMAN. Noob could not spell, as he had F's in noob-school for spelling. He spelt....BIUBLESMNA. Nothing came up....Noob knew....No revenge could come.
CHAPTER V - Present Day
Noob lifted his spirit. And became a forumer. Some say he still is on the forums....Some say he is still looking for Telamon/Shedletsky....He likes chicken, so if you post, "Chicken". You may get a response from noob asking for it.
I hope you enjoyed this. As it took me 5 minutes to type.
Sincerely,
-tehpersonuwillneverfindoutwhoitiscuziplaypapermarioandilikeitbecuzitisfunibeatalltehbossesandiwonihazfun:) |
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Noob5722
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| 10 Apr 2012 08:53 PM |
umg i r posted were is teh send button? is tis a chatroom? |
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Noob5722
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| 10 Apr 2012 08:57 PM |
Chicken.
~Oh no I forgot my siggy! Oh man! :O |
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Noob5722
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