iguanazor
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| 10 Apr 2012 06:56 PM |
| First, go outside. Outside your door, in a small white box, you will find a straw from McDonalds. Take that straw and put it into your left pocket. Make sure you put it into your left pocket, and not any other pocket. If you have no pockets, just securely place it on the side of your left leg. Now, from your location, go to the nearest 7-11. Enter by opening the door with your right hand. It is important to use your right hand. Proceed to get 12 small Slurpee cups, and fill them all to the top. It does not matter what flavor Slurpee you put into them. Now, put 2 large Slurpee straws and 1 small Slurpee straw into each Slurpee. Go to the counter. The cashier will be a middle-aged man with short curly hair and glasses. He will shift his weight onto his left foot. If he shifts his weight onto his right foot, that means he is not ready for you yet. In the case of that happening, go home and repeat these steps the moment you get home. If he does not shift his weight at all, he will kill you. After shifting his weight, the man will let out a large sigh followed by the greeting "Yo." You will respond by pushing 7 Slurpees over the counter and dropping the other 5 on your side. After that, you must shout "Mucho gusto." The man will then reach into the cash register, remove a small yellow coin from it, and hold it out for you to take. You must blow into his palm 14 times before taking it. Once you have the yellow coin, put it into your right pocket. Proceed to leave the store, opening the door with both hands. Once in the parking lot, you will notice an elderly man attempting to start his motorcycle. You must walk up to him, and kick his motorcycle 3 times with your left foot and twice with your right foot. Next, you must give him the straw from McDonalds you received earlier. He will say "Thank you very much kind mister," then he will shake your right hand with his left hand. Do not attempt to do this, only an expert is capable of shaking the right hand with one's own left hand. Instead, let the elderly man do all the work of the handshake. Afterwards, you must face away from him for 32 seconds. Once you have waited that long, turn back towards him. You will notice he is gone. You will also notice that you now have a small piece of paper in your hand. You will also notice the paper has the words "twelve dawgs" written on it. You will also notice you are in Silicon Valley, California. Now, you must go to the nearest black market. There, you will meet a large man by the name of "Bo." He will offer to sell you some fried chicken marinated in a mysterious liquid. You must now put the yellow coin in your left hand, and hold it out. Next, as he goes to take it, you must grab him and judo-flip him over your shoulder. He will then get up, take the coin, and hand you the chicken with his right hand. If he holds out his left hand, your judo-flip was weak. If your judo-flip was weak, he will send you to Scotland where you must compete for survival against angry cannibals. After taking the chicken, you must go to a Burger King. The Burger King you go to does not matter. Once you walk in, you must purposefully run into a man. This will be easy, as there will only be one man in the Burger King. He will fall over, grab the nearest crumpled-up napkin, and throw it at you. You must catch it out of the air. After uncrumpling it, you will notice that the napkin was actually the paper with the words "twelve dawgs" written on it. It will then burst into flames. If it does not burst into flames you are at the wrong Burger King, and you must kill the man you ran into. If the man does not throw a napkin at you, it means you are actually in Germany. After the napkin bursts into flames, you must go to the counter and ask to use "le bathroom." The man behind the counter will say "the bathrooms are out of order, bro." Respond to this by handing him the mysterious chicken and saying "I am the chosen one." He will then take the chicken, and walk back to the chicken. After that, you must go to the bathroom. After walking into the men's bathroom, you will notice an obese Russian man named Jose washing his hands. Do not make eye contact with him, and act like he is not there. He will turn to face you, and hold out his hand to shake yours. You will then say "lovely weather, broski." He will scratch his beard in response. When he does that, you must slap your knee. He will then go to one of the bathroom stalls and walk in. He will close the door, lock it, unlock it, then lock it again. You must go up to it, and kick the door in. You will notice that Jose is no longer there, and where the toilet should be there is a door. Open the door, and walk in. You will find that you are inside a long tunnel. Take two steps forward, turn around, take two steps walking backwards, make a 65 degree turn to your left, and look down. You will see that the mysterious chicken is there, but now glowing blue. Take it, and put it on your shoulder. Don't worry, it won't fall off. Now, you must sprint down the tunnel as fast as you can without tiring yourself. You will eventually find yourself in a very large stone room. All that is in the room is a chair. You must lie down on the floor and go to sleep 3 meters away from the chair. When you wake up, you fill notice there is a man sitting in the chair. You cannot see the man, because he is wearing a large black robe and has a bear mask on. Put the blue chicken in your right hand, hold it out, and say the words written on the back of your left hand. I cannot tell you what the words are, you must find out on your own. After saying that, the man will take the chicken and knock you out with a drop kick. When you wake up, you will be back in your home, lying on your bed. Go on your computer, and you will see that you now have lifetime OBC. |
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RY84TTT
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| 10 Apr 2012 06:57 PM |
Im on it
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Zudexa
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| 10 Apr 2012 06:58 PM |
tl;dr Im just a poor man D:http://www.roblox.com/LMaD-Rainbow-item?id=77176367 |
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| 10 Apr 2012 06:58 PM |
tl;dr Im just a poor man D:http://www.roblox.com/LMaD-Rainbow-item?id=77176367 |
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Redshaman
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Zalgryth
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DarkGenex
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Aediion
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| 10 Apr 2012 07:02 PM |
Where do I get the mcdonalds straw?
wtmmmmmmmmmmm
bad instructor, u is |
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oliver51
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funnynon
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| 10 Apr 2012 07:02 PM |
Read the entire thing.
Genius. I had to go to germany twice, and killed 3 people. :/ |
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doog150
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| 10 Apr 2012 07:03 PM |
| Umg, I did the cashier thing, and I b lowed in his hand, but he shoved the coin in my mouth.. :/ |
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bobo1542
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| 10 Apr 2012 07:07 PM |
I got killed by cannibals.
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walt999
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| 10 Apr 2012 07:23 PM |
| Wait, which slurpee do I give him first? And what will happen if I give tye bear man the chicken with my left leg? |
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iguanazor
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| 10 Apr 2012 08:36 PM |
@doog
That means the cashier was a phony.
You will have to dig from the tunnel up to the surface, where you will find yourself in ROBLOX HQ. From their, you should claim the chicken is an atomic bomb and threaten ROBLOX in order to get lifetime OBC |
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| 10 Apr 2012 08:37 PM |
| *Sees you don't have BC* legit |
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