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| 09 Apr 2012 03:17 PM |
1. When I'm old enough, I'll run for president
2. I'll say I'll lower taxes, fix the economy in my campaign and I'll say I fought in Afghanistan
3. The people will vote for me because they like lower taxes and good economies
4. Then once I'm in office I'll use my state of nation wide recognition to bring about an Monarchy with me as the Monarch and then I'll make everyone join my army then I'll have an epic army and then I'll rule the world |
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gamer326
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| 09 Apr 2012 03:22 PM |
1. you will fail
2. everyone will know you didn't fight. and
3. you are a wiccan noone wants a pagan in the presidency
4. haha no
5. your political opponents will find this post before you know it |
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logmanjr
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| 09 Apr 2012 04:22 PM |
| Revolutions are made to establish a different dictatorship not to protect the revolution's ideas. |
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| 09 Apr 2012 05:42 PM |
I'm going shopping for when you become president, heres my list.
1 Barret M82 w/ long range optics.
1 .50 BMG Round
And a secluded spot to shoot you from.
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mage11561
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| 09 Apr 2012 05:46 PM |
| Note to self: When someone runs for president with these attributes, kill them. |
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logmanjr
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| 09 Apr 2012 05:51 PM |
I have a much more realistic dream.
Make Millions somehow Move to africa buy a bunch of land declare a new nation fight be a king of a new african nation. |
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DrCaneJr
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| 09 Apr 2012 06:40 PM |
| Hmm, EWM, I will make the bomb with a bamboo pressure plate as a back up. |
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Asassin37
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| 09 Apr 2012 06:47 PM |
| Watch as EWM misses and has to go back to the gun store for more ammo. |
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DrCaneJr
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| 09 Apr 2012 06:56 PM |
| That is why I made the pressure plate bomb, silly. |
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Asassin37
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| 09 Apr 2012 06:59 PM |
At that point, it's easier to just hi-jack and F-22, put it on a crash course for the Oval Office, and eject.
But that isn't that bad an of an idea, now that I think of it. |
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DrCaneJr
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| 09 Apr 2012 07:00 PM |
| You can buy a residential F-16, if you are a member of a terrorist organization I am sure you could fork up the money. |
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| 09 Apr 2012 07:02 PM |
| The original plan will ultimately fail. |
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Asassin37
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| 09 Apr 2012 07:03 PM |
| Really, you could just load up a few gasoline tanks into a plane with some fireworks and tell some terrorist guy to fly into the whitehouse. It really wouldn't be all that hard. |
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| 09 Apr 2012 07:03 PM |
| And might I add that hijacking a passenger plane with top-of-the-line security and crashing it into the Lincoln Monument without dying in the process. |
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| 09 Apr 2012 07:04 PM |
@My previous post
THAT would be easier than the original plan.
@Assassin
Ok? |
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Asassin37
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| 09 Apr 2012 07:04 PM |
| Just jump out at the last second and you should be fine. |
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DrCaneJr
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| 09 Apr 2012 07:05 PM |
| You also could take him out with a scoped AR-15 or Dragonov which are common in areas of high interest for the president. |
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| 09 Apr 2012 07:07 PM |
PROBLEM:
You can't jump out of a passenger plane. |
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Yobobo10
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| 09 Apr 2012 07:17 PM |
| >Implying China wont annex murica under your d0uchbaggery. |
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| 09 Apr 2012 07:33 PM |
Note to self:
BUY A SECOND .50 BMG ROUND.
@Yob
Britain will be first to be annexed :) |
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Asassin37
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| 09 Apr 2012 07:51 PM |
| Why not just shoot him from close range. |
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| 09 Apr 2012 08:09 PM |
Charge him with a sub machine gun?
He will probably have guards in power armor with LMG's. |
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Asassin37
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| 09 Apr 2012 09:04 PM |
| Why not do console commands, and use tgm? |
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| 10 Apr 2012 04:47 AM |
"I'll say I fought in Afghanistan"
you will lose the entire vote if you lie like that |
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