skyarex
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| 07 Apr 2012 04:16 AM |
And the fruit was lovely. But then my mum went mad like: Skyarex, y u be so fat! Stop chompin on da frit u nub! But I was like: But mother! I like fruit! But then she was like: Sthu nub! U eat like fat man! Go out nao! Go play wid gf! But then I was like: I do not intend to get a gf until I reach 18 mother, until That point, a gf is a waste of time. But then she said: NAO! So then I left. I walked to my friends house, and looked though the window, and I saw something horrendous! My friend, was making out with a girl in my street! WTH right? So I barged in on em and went all crazy like: WTH man, what happened to bros before gf? But then he was like: Screw you dude, ya suck. This girl is hawt. So go to hell. But then i went crazier: So wait? You never play outside, so how in the bloody hell did you get a gf before I did?? But then he said something with I will never forget: Because I want one. With that, I just walked out. I wanted to go to my other friends house but there was no point, I just went home. I still thought that havin a gf at this age was stupid, so I just went home. The next day, I went on roblox and saw tht he was online, which was wired becuz he never went online in months. Probably due to this gf business. So I went onto his game, and I saw him. I was like: ...why are you here? But then he replied with: It's ma game you idiot. and then I said: No. I mean why are you on roblox? Becuz I broke up with my gf. She had no tiem for rowblawks. ...so your telling me, you wasted seven odd months on that chick, only for you to break up with her over something so trivial. ...I need my roblox bro.
With that, I left the game.
I hope you learnt something.
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blanman
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| 07 Apr 2012 04:18 AM |
sounds legit.
I read the entire post in a "ching-chong" accent. |
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coolcop11
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| 07 Apr 2012 04:19 AM |
| Tl;dr - Mother takes away fruit from fatty, want him to get a gf, he disagrees, sees friend with a hawt girl, boy breaks up with girl because she had no "tiem for rowblawks". |
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| 07 Apr 2012 04:32 AM |
should be a movie, OP
it would be so touching |
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Tiwe
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| 07 Apr 2012 04:55 AM |
That friend of yours... he should be a republican. |
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| 07 Apr 2012 04:12 PM |
MALZAHAR ULTS ME BUT I ATE SOME ORANGES AND IT WAS K |
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| 07 Apr 2012 04:14 PM |
@blanman Wierd, because I read this thread in a small child's voice. |
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omega66x
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| 07 Apr 2012 04:19 PM |
Well I read it in russian. :U
→The messiah of OT.← |
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| 08 Apr 2012 11:01 AM |
i found this post very funney >.>
~SerenaRodriguez's Alt~ |
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Rws4Life
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| 09 Apr 2012 04:27 PM |
| So, the lesson is not to eat the fruit? <.< |
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chicka123
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| 09 Apr 2012 04:31 PM |
| Is that Roblox can make you break up with your GF. Wow did your friend really have a GF? |
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| 09 Apr 2012 04:31 PM |
| there is actually nothing wrong with experimenting with relationships between peers of the other gender |
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Boeing717
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| 09 Apr 2012 04:47 PM |
your friend has priorities
respect that |
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| 09 Apr 2012 04:49 PM |
| Aww, this OP is obviously a democrat. |
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| 09 Apr 2012 04:51 PM |
| Crap, my cousin posted that. Anyway, rotflmfao at the first part with mummy burt then Um... with the rest. |
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skyarex
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