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| 03 Apr 2012 04:29 PM |
Have you ever wondered how finger painting was invented? Some guy just stuck his finger in a can of paint and started painting? WRONG. I have discovered an ancient form of art called... Toe Painting. This is was where finger painting originated from. The famous long-lost brother of a famous artist started it. His name was Leonardtoe Davinci. He was painting a mural with his brother, when he turned around to get a drink and got his foot stuck in a can of paint. His foot, covered in paint, was able to break free of the can and the paint splattered all over the wall. (However, he was on a ladder and fell 40 feet to his death. This is why nobody knows about him.) A few other artists grew onto the idea. Michaelangeltoe, a not-so-well-known statue crafter, made entire statues out of his feet. He simply got the block of marble, stood on his head, put the hammer between his toes and hammered away. (However, once the hammer fell from his grasp and landed on his face, which smashed his skull. He died. This is why nobody knows about him either.) And so some moron just HAD to stick his finger in the paint instead of his toe, which caused finger painting to be made and also made everyone forget about Toe Painting. |
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| 03 Apr 2012 04:30 PM |
tl;dr
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| 03 Apr 2012 04:30 PM |
tl;dr version:
i am an idiot
i traced fingerpainting back to its roots
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| 03 Apr 2012 04:30 PM |
@AP I am going to forcefully rip out your eyeballs since you are too lazy to use them. |
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| 03 Apr 2012 04:32 PM |
@place I am trying to be humorous.
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| 03 Apr 2012 04:33 PM |
hahaaahahaha ohohohohohoh lolololololololol 111010011010
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| 03 Apr 2012 04:35 PM |
OHOHOHOHOOHQ!!!!111 HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~!!!!!11 *KNEE SSLLAAAPPPERRRR**
HHHHAHHASHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!111 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWOOHOHOHOH |
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| 03 Apr 2012 04:36 PM |
@place Please leave my thread. |
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| 03 Apr 2012 04:37 PM |
OOOHHH MMMYYY GGGAAAAWWWWDD!!!! 'YOU ARE SOOOO OFUUNNY!!!!!!!!!
ooohjohHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!111 |
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| 03 Apr 2012 04:37 PM |
@place Okay. I like sarcasm.
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| 03 Apr 2012 04:40 PM |
Shut your bum. I'm not going to get out of my own thread. |
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| 03 Apr 2012 04:40 PM |
this is my thread now
get out of it |
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| 03 Apr 2012 04:42 PM |
@place Use sufficient grammar. Please. It makes you not seem like a 5-year old screaming at the computer who has a disability in which he can only hold down 1 key at a time. |
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