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| 28 Mar 2012 11:03 AM |
The Seven Days
The Seven Days were the week Telamon created ROBLOX, it is a sacred week, the week always starts on April Fools Day and ends on the same day the following week, so if April Fools Day is on a Monday the week will last until the next Monday. On the first day, Telamon created a 2x2 brick. On the second, he copied and pasted it into ROBLOX. On the third day, Telamon made different sizes of bricks. On the fourth day, Telamon created ROBLOXians. On the fifth day, he created lesser gods, or other admins as many call them, that would work for him. On the sixth day, he created Builders club. And on the seventh day, Telamon decided that he would make his creations evolve.
Spammers, Trolls, Flamers, oh my!
Once we lived in a pure nation, but then Trolls, Spammers, and Flamers came. The Trolls fed on the short tempered, the Spammers flooded the forums, places, and items with untrue comments, and Flamers were mean to all users. After seeing this Telamon realized he could not allow this to continue...
The Alpha Destoryer
The Alpha Destroyer was a monstrous being, it exploited like no other exploiter, yet it was small. It had a normal appearance, but it was a monster. An evil ROBLOXian bent on destroying as many as possible, the “one” it was nicknamed, possibly to reflect it’s own name. It was called a “hacker” when it truly was not, many theorys revolve around it.. But which is true?
The Fall of The Alpha Destroyer
A small group tried to fight it, but could not as they did not have faith in Telamon. A clan tried, but failed. And then a new ROBLOXian, who had faith in Telamon was blessed. With no tools he approached The Alpha Destroyer, and he met it’s eyes. “Move aside weak one!” The Alpha Destroyer spoke, but the ROBLOXian did not, instead he simply picked up a 1x1 brick, and threw it at The Alpha Destroyer this signalled to Telamon this was the evil, and he allowed the new ROBLOXian to banish it to the banlands where the monster would start to feed on the banned instead of the good.
Striking Evil from ROBLOX
Years after ROBLOX was created there was spam, bullying, unholy maps, flaming, and so on. Telamon decided to go to ROBLOX and destroy the evil, saving the good. But before he went he forged the Illumina and Darkheart. The Darkheart was made of darkness and evil while the Illumina was all good and light.And then our god, Telamon came down striking the evil with the Illumina and Darkheart, the two opposites that are yet the same, both smiting the evil and saving the good, however he saw the loss it created in ROBLOX and created moderators to show he would never do this again. The moderators job was to dispel the wicked to the Banlands, the unholy land of evil.
The Hunt
Idol believers soon noticed Telamonism shot after, they flamed us, trolled us, spammed, insulted us.. Then they began to hunt for us. Whenever we entered a game they would follow us, an obby, flaming and spamming, a war game, turning all against us, the darker ages had began.
The Hero
A Priest of Telamonism, fabled to have many names, took initiative. He gathered the Heros and dispersed them into games to protect the worshipers. To ask for help he made a sign, crossing your chest with your arm, the sign of repect, strength, teamwork, needing help, etc. at one time all Telamonists used the sign and were no longer hunted, Telamon took their lives, and with them made a plaque, the commandments of Telamonism. These commandments were the basic rules of Telamonism to be followed.
The Ten Commandments of Telamonism
1. Ye shall not steal. 2. Ye shalt not speak with our lords name in vain. 3. Ye shall NEVER be mean to another Telamonist. 4. Ye shalt not cause trouble for the Telamonist church (Group). 5. Ye shalt never online date. 6. Ye shall not troll or flame on ANY online forum. 7. Ye shall commit at least 5 of your kills at places to Telamon to please him. 8. Ye shalt always be sportsman like at SFOTH. 9. Ye shalt always show HIGH RESPECT to the preacher and priests of Telamonism. 10. If you ever displease Telamon, you will pray to him for forgiveness within the 100 hours of the displeasing in front of either the preacher of Telamonism, or a priest of Telamonism.
After wards
After The Hunt ended few Telamonists were left, they either lost faith or were forced to leave by non-believers. The first preacher literally name “Telamonism” became to old to continue being the preacher and soon left the religion for dead. But after awhile it was discovered again, and reborn to the strongest it ever had been.
Clans
Clans have been here since the dawn of ROBLOX, small clans and big clans were there. After years groups were created(Telamon decided his creations would evolve, after all.), and super clans were founded. Some deem clans unholy, but they are not. Clans can be used to dedicate kills to Telamon, and fight in his name. No clan is unholy, remember that children, in fact they can be very good. Join a clan and kill in Telamon’s name, kill and dedicate the kills to Telamon, at parties cheer in Telamon’s name if you wish, but always, remember: do not be mean if you join a clan(Please note being strict is not mean). |
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| 28 Mar 2012 11:04 AM |
| The more you know, the better... |
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| 28 Mar 2012 11:05 AM |
| So, the week starts on my birthday? |
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| 28 Mar 2012 11:06 AM |
| Its a legend passed down from one generation to the next since 2005. You wouldn't understand it Joseph. |
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| 28 Mar 2012 11:12 AM |
| Ye shall not use unholy language in the house of Telamon! Begone! Fall before the ban hammer and be cast into the banlands! |
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| 28 Mar 2012 11:15 AM |
| stopped reading after the third paragraph. |
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| 28 Mar 2012 11:17 AM |
| Then that means you have disrespected Telamon. |
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lion9032
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| 29 Mar 2012 12:38 PM |
Builderman created roblox
Telamon is just the creative designer |
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| 29 Mar 2012 12:40 PM |
CORRECT!
So the Bible must be about Builderman, AND the bible must be huge.
Not 1 page ._. |
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| 29 Mar 2012 12:42 PM |
| In telamonism, telamon was the creator...NOT BUILDERMAN. |
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SSstar42
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| 29 Mar 2012 12:42 PM |
i'm offensive and i find this reglious. wat. |
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| 29 Mar 2012 12:42 PM |
Builderman created ROBLOX, which counters with your Telomism.
FOR THA MOTHERLAND! |
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| 29 Mar 2012 01:44 PM |
You all can be Buildermanists if you want. I don't really care. But I'm a Telamonist. Anyone is welcome to join me. If you don't, I don't really care. |
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