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| 30 Mar 2012 11:13 AM |
You wake up in a 2D world. You don't know anything and you can't pick up a penguin.
(STAT THINGS) (TOASTERAPOCOLYPSE GAVE ME DIS IDEA.)
STR (Strength): 5 INT(Intelligence):5 HP(Health): 20/20
Money: 100
What do you do first?
A. Get a job. B. Buy a sandwich and think. C. Go to the gym. |
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| 30 Mar 2012 11:19 AM |
You buy a sandwich and think about your next move.
STAT CHANGES -10 Money (90 money) +2 INT (7 INT)
You realise that to go somewhere, you need money. You need a job.
A. Go to McDonalds B. Go to an office place c. Go to OT |
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| 30 Mar 2012 11:21 AM |
You go to OT and go to the chairman, Bawbby.
He tests you and says that you're too smart for this job. You feel smarter.
STAT CHANGES: +1 INT (8 INT)
You go down the land and you see another place.
A. Go to the new place. B. Go to McDonalds C. Go to an office. |
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| 30 Mar 2012 11:24 AM |
Oh dear
Uhmm...
You go to McDonalds. You apply for a job and you obtain the job. What now?
A. Work. B. Go home early. C. Go on a lunch break. |
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| 30 Mar 2012 11:26 AM |
You work. You are given some money. You're feeling stronger with each burger you make.
STAT CHANGES: +10 HP (30HP) +3 STR (8 STR) +20 Money (110 Money)
A, Work more. B. It's 12:00pm. Go on a lunch break. C. Ask for a promotion. |
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| 30 Mar 2012 11:29 AM |
You work more. You accidently burn your finger making fries, but you shake it off and act like nothing happened.
STAT CHANGES: -5HP (25/30 HP) +20 money (130 Money) +5 STR (12 STR)
A. Work a little more. B. I'm hungry... C. Ask for a promotion. |
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| 30 Mar 2012 11:33 AM |
You work a small bit more. You break your back unloading a delivery, and you get extra cash for it. Good job! You then ask for a promotion. After the incident with the delivery earlier, the manager thinks you should.
STAT CHANGES +200 Money (330 money) Promoted to: Drive-through operator (30 money per work shift) +3 STR (15 STR)
It's closing time, and you go home...
But you realise you don't have one.
A. Buy a tent and sleep in there (-30 money) B. Sleep on the Concrete pathway. C. Ask one of your workmates if you can crash on their sofa. |
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| 30 Mar 2012 11:35 AM |
A
It should be mkay
then we eat there tomorrow then work our butts off and ask for a promotion and rinse and repeat. |
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| 30 Mar 2012 11:37 AM |
You buy a tent and sleep. The rocks uner you dig into your back, but you don't feel a thing. You became stupider though.
STAT CHANGES -30 money (300 money) +5 STR (20 STR) -2 INT (6 INT)
You wake up and see a homeless man in your tent. You suppose he doesn't have a home either and wanted shelter. what do?
A. Kick him. B. Give him some money. C. Give him the tent. |
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| 30 Mar 2012 11:38 AM |
| We then fuse our DNA with a bic mac and become a unholy abomination. |
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| 30 Mar 2012 11:39 AM |
@zen
That's not an option ._. |
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| 30 Mar 2012 11:42 AM |
| Well, we beat him up and eat the gristly remains. |
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| 30 Mar 2012 11:47 AM |
You kick him. He falls over and cries. You then head to work.
A. Work. B. Ask for a promotion. C. Watch the news first. |
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