Rarity02
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| 27 Mar 2012 02:57 AM |
I'll just jump in a plane and fly.
Haha stupid zombies you'll never get me now!! |
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| 27 Mar 2012 03:01 AM |
First: grab my rifle Second: Go to your house Third: Shoot you Fourth: Go back to my house Fifth: Go back inside with rife, and board up doors and windows
/chaos ensues |
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yugwen
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| 27 Mar 2012 03:33 AM |
What if you run out of fuel on that plane?
Anyway, there's a g.u-n. store 5 minutes away from my home.
1) Take one
2) Grab a melee weapon
3) Get some sort of armour
4) GET CRAPTONS OF SUPPLIES
5)Barricade my windows, doors
6)If need be, make an escape route out of my home.
7) Get entertainment
8) Wait.
~"IT HAS CODE! IT MUST BE A KEYLOGGER! BURN EVERY COMPUTER WITH A COPY OF IT!"~ |
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| 27 Mar 2012 03:41 AM |
1. Get shotgun/battle rifle/large pistol (hopefully all three)
2. Sit on roof.
3. Kill zombies.
4. Have fun.
~M-M-M-MONSTER K-KILL! -Unreal Announcer Guy~ |
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Cheater
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| 27 Mar 2012 03:58 AM |
| Getting my alcoholic drinks and fire. Waiting for them to come... |
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| 27 Mar 2012 04:18 AM |
| Cola. Mentos. Late Night Drinking parties with zombies. |
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Mo7phR
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| 27 Mar 2012 04:24 AM |
Do the same thing like everybody does: Wear cool shades and movie punchlines.
#WordsToLiveBy |
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| 27 Mar 2012 04:25 AM |
@Rarity02
I would shoot you.
The world would be a better place without teenagers using overused memes(E.g. You). |
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| 27 Mar 2012 05:36 AM |
Well since i live in a fishing town.
1) Grab supplies from my fathers shed. IE, chainsaw, shovels, large wood chopping instruments. 2) Go to a supply store and buy things like more axes, anything that could be useful. 3) Right next to that store is an abandoned military camp, go in there and scout out anything useful, if not then leave. 4) Go to a nearby fuel station and get craploads of petrol,diesel and whatever. 5)Raid the fuel station for supplies that would last. 6)Head to the harbour and grab the biggest and preferably fastest boat there and gun it out of the harbour 7)Drift close to the coast and stop for supplies every so often. |
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kasert
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mjemje
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| 27 Mar 2012 06:02 AM |
Become a zombie. Why deal with surviving AND staying human? |
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| 27 Mar 2012 06:05 AM |
wont happned because zombies are not real but if it does happen here wat i will do 1: go to a gun shop grab a tone of belt and back storgae 2:grab all the gun i can carry with ammo 3:grab 3 macheties 4:grandes 5:go-go-go-go-att-att-attack!!!!! *snap crackle pop* |
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mjemje
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| 27 Mar 2012 06:08 AM |
I love how people are just like "grab gunz an shoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111"
Flaws in that plan: 1. Getting to the guns when zombies roam the streets. Just this could be hard to pull off. 2. Ammo is not infinite, no matter what your crappy video games told you. 3. Guns make a lot of noise, which will attract a lot of attention. With all the zombies that will come for you, it will be hard to fend them off. Once ammo is out, this becomes an even bigger problem. 4. You cannot eat guns. You must have a plan as to food, water, and shelter. |
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| 27 Mar 2012 06:15 AM |
Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! *gets eaten* |
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Lumpytusk
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| 27 Mar 2012 06:22 AM |
@mjem
Your first point is invalid if you already own a gun...
~/faceblock~ |
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| 27 Mar 2012 06:31 AM |
Although Mem is right Also if you live in Britain as i do..there are no guns. Best you can get is an air rifle which wont do much damage. |
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| 27 Mar 2012 06:32 AM |
| You're all wrong. I'd take advantage and shoot a Thriller video with the zombies. |
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Lumpytusk
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| 27 Mar 2012 06:33 AM |
@zoo
See, everyone calls Americans stupid, but after the zombie apocalypse....
~Logic! Why don't they teach logic at these schools? -The Professor~ |
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| 27 Mar 2012 06:41 AM |
Simply what i would do.
Get a pistol and shoot myself |
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| 27 Mar 2012 06:53 AM |
1) Board up windows on my house (My hosue is two story, and I bet some zombies can climb) 2) Make escape route 3) Get all out all our steak knives and my moms big butcher knife 4) Try and use 'em as throwing knives 5) Take them out of dead zombie bodies if needed 6) Get to the gun and ammo shop somewhere in my town (I know there is one) 7) Grab any supplies needed (Including silencer) 8) Go to a store and take non-perishable food items 9) Go back to my house 10) Survive on food in my fridge and stolen food once perishable food goes bad 11) Kill zombies that get close to my house 12) Repeat when I run out of ammo and food in house |
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| 27 Mar 2012 06:55 AM |
Oh and I forgot
13) Once every store in my area runs out of food and ammo shop runs out of guns and ammo, shoot myself |
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| 27 Mar 2012 06:57 AM |
| Throw alchohol at them, throw a torch at the alchohol. Watch them burn. |
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| 27 Mar 2012 06:57 AM |
Well i am gonna say if in the least likely situation this occurs this is what i would do
1.find a shop that sells bows 2.find a shop that sells sling shots 3.modify bow to be able to shoot any sort of ammo rocks, pieces of wood,etc 4.bunker out in places with high amounts of food and water instead of trying to haul it back to some kind of shelter 5.and stay nomadic for harder time staying up with me |
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| 27 Mar 2012 07:18 AM |
1. Make sure that I have a substantial supply of food and water. If not, look for some. 2. Acquire an M1 Carbine (yes, they are still in production) and a .22 rimfire pistol, with ammo for 15 kills. 3. A machete for close combat (don't call me a CoD nerd, they're sold at Army surplus stores) 4. AIM FOR ZE HEAD. 5. Acquire a two-way radio if you have a group of people (preferably a wind-up radio). 6. Have a backpack full of supplies such as: -a medical kit -two pairs of socks -provisions (1-2 quarts of water, 2 pounds of food) -a rolling pad or a sleeping bag (both would be too obnoxious to haul around) -anything else you need for escape 7. Finally, if you can, locate a school or an office building, destroy the first floor steps, and stack up on supplies, ammo, food and water, and wait for rescue. 8. Make radio contact with rescue stations daily. Use headphones, you don't want to attract an un-wanted crowd. And by crowd, I mean zombies. |
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