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Re: How Telamon & Builderman Met - Written by Brassrhino

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rhinoBrass is not online. rhinoBrass
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24 Nov 2011 08:25 PM
For anybody who's read this before, I am the soul original writer on this story. If you actually haven't read this, enjoy the story!

One Day in the Parking Lot of the Local Kentucky Fried Chicken...
Telamon: AUGH STup1D CAR D00R!!!1!!!!!1!!!!111!
Builderman: Oh, here, let me fix that for you.
Telamon: OHai thnks duude.
Builderman: No problem. Hey, you like chicken?
Telamon: OMG NO DIP IM 1N D@ PARK!NG LAWT OF KFC LOLOLOLOlOL
Builderman: Mm'kay. Wanna have some lunch?
Telamon: Lawl okai shure :3

In the KFC...
Telamon: hAy how did u know how 2 get into da car d00r @nywayz?
Builderman: Oh, I'm a builder. In fact, I'm developing a game about it!
Telamon: Zomg Rly that soundz $tup1d and edacationawl.
Builderman: Well, that's the point!
Telamon: ur liek an uber n00b huh
Builderman: So was Bill Gates. Haha.
Telamon: hay wuts ur name anywayz
Builderman: Oh! My name's David. But, call me Builderman. What's yours?
Telamon: Lawl mai name is telamon :3
Builderman: What's your real name?
Telamon: MAI NAME IS TELAMON MMK U GAWT A PROB WIT DAT!?!?!?
Builderman: ZOMG *heart attack*
Telamon: Lawl i dunt think your arm shuld bend liek dat :3
Builderman: RAGFLDLLFLFRAOGMGGOGMRLALFLFLGLAGHGHGH
Telamon: lol, i cant understand u, nice break dance muves ;D
Builderman: RAGLGLRLRLRLOMGWTFBBQRAGLLRLARFL *Recovers*
Telamon: loloollo
Builderman: *furious* WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME!
Telamon: well i didnt w@nna interupt ur brak danc3
Builderman: ...
Telamon: hay, we havve been here fer liek, 50000 lines of text, we shuld order
Builderman: You're right!
Telamon: law1 mmk let$ 0rder nao
Builderman: Excuse me, miss!
Waitress: Yes?
Telamon: culd we order nao pl0x?
Waitress: Sure! What would ya like?
Builderman: Well, I'd like a bucket of fried chicken! Yum.
Telamon: L@wl i wawnt wat hees geting
Waitress: Would that be all?
Builderman: Yes, and hey, nice tie! Why does it say "Blame John"?
Telamon: lawlwut thatsh my midd1e n@me
Waiter: Oh, that's my brother, John. We call him Madrak, though.
Builderman: Okay, then.
Telamon: sao, abawt that game of urs, its building rite? with li3k blawks?
Builderman: Yeah, why?
Telamon: well will eet have explosions? cuz blawx explode in real lief an stuff
Builderman: Well, I guess.
Telamon: ZOMG OMGLOLWTFOMGLLOLOL I WANNA PLAY!!!1!!!!!11!1
Builderman: It's not done yet.
Telamon: WEEL OMG I WUNNA JOIN EET CAN I BE ON SHTAFF?
Builderman: Um... okay!
Telamon: lawl shweet
Waiter: Okay, here's your pot pie, and here's your--
Telamon: OMGWTF I DUN WAWNT NO PAWT PI OMG!!111!11!1!2!1
Waiter: Oh, well, I'm sorry about that!
Builderman: No problem.
Telamon: OMGWTFDAIRYQUEENZRAGLRLLALOLOL RAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEE!!
Builderman: Now, Telamon, calm down.
Telamon: AWMG L3HTS LEAVE TH1S SERVACE ISH TERR@BLE!
Builderman: Meh. We haven't paid them yet!

Telamon and Builderman leave the KFC...

On their way home from the KFC...
Telamon: awmg this is takin foreva!!
Builderman: Ugh, be patient, John.
Telamon: OMGWTFBBQ DAWNT CALL ME DAT NAEM RAAAAAAGGGEEEEEE!!!
Buiderman: Shhhhh, I'm on the phone.
Telamon: oh. WELL I DUNOO WHO JOHN IS LOL lol... >.>
Builderman: Okay, shhhh...
Telamon: oh wuts that?
Builderman: NO! Telamon, STOP!!

Telamon and Builderman have a head-on collision due to Telamons Curiosity...

Builderman: Ugh... Where am I?
Telamon: IT WAS AN M&M!! *eats months old M&M*
Builderman: We were in a car crash, Uhh...
Builderman: I think I'm okay, who did we hit?
Telamon: we hit dat stupid blonde chick ovah in that car
Builderman: Dang it, Telamon, shut up! Are you okay, lady?
Lady: Huh? Oh, yeah, are you and your friend okay?
Builderman: Yeah. What's your name?
Christina: Christina, yours?
Builderman: David. His name is Telamon. *points at Telamon*
Telamon: ohaidere stoopid blonde chick
Builderman: Telamon, she's a brunette, and stop stereotyping things.
Telamon: wat??
Christina: Well, I better be heading home.
Builderman: Hey, uh, do you like to build things?
Christina: Sure! (If you've read this far, say "Butternut!" in your reply!)
Builderman: I'm making a Game about it, me and Telamon, wanna join us?
Christina: Really?! Um, Okay!
Builderman: Awesome!
Telamon: a blonde on 0ur teem? laaaaaaaaame.
Builderman: Well, let's head to my Place to talk about it!
Christina: Sure, I guess!

They head to Builderman's House on Foot, with Telamon complaining all the way...
Telamon: ugh i am ti3reeeeeed when r we g0nn@ get dere
Builderman: We're almost there, Telamon, you're the one that got us into this mess.
Telamon: f1eeeeen.....
Christina: So, why do you care about if I like to build?
Builderman: Well, I'm making a game, and was wondering if you'd like to be on the staff?
Christina: Why not? It's not like I have any other job to go to.
Telamon: ogm we r he@r FINALL333333333333333H DGFDGFDHGF!!
Builderman: Okay, so, I'm gonna put you two through a test.
Telamon: omg n0 i didnt studddddddddddddddddy dhdghgf
Christina: Alrighty.
Builderman: Telamon, you're up. Build a house out of these toothpicks.
Telamon: kk ummmmmm um um um dfgdhgfjhgf i r d0n3!!!!!!
Christina: Woah! That's an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower!
Builderman: Amazing! However, um, you didn't build a house, therefore you fail.
Telamon: da h3ck is dis crap ffuuuuuuuu
Builderman: Christina, you're up!
Christina: Okay.. hmmmm... done!
Builderman: Amazing house, Christina! Well done!
Telamon: ogm it is just box you fail BLONDEH noob
Christina: Yay! Did I pass?
Builderman: Okay, Telamon, you failed.
Telamon: R@@@@IG I B3 RAGIN ALL 0VER DA PLA!C DFHGFH
Builderman: Christina, you did, in fact, pass!
Christina: Yay!
Builderman: Telamon, you're fired.
Telamon: but but but gfhnGFDHGFHJGFD WHYYYYYYY kn0 wat i dun c@ir n00bs
Builderman: Then get out of here, Telamon.
Telamon: fi3n i c@n care f0r mahself i has l0ts of m0n3h left on m@h kfc g!ft caerd..
Telamon: kbai stoopid blondeh and engahneer

THE END

If you enjoyed, please leave feedback! Hopefully the feedback is positive, but I can take criticism well.

Thanks for reading!


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superomyuo is not online. superomyuo
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24 Nov 2011 08:26 PM
Tl;dr
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Evanthepancake is not online. Evanthepancake
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24 Nov 2011 08:27 PM
:O
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Tl;dr
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inaftert;ldrs
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LOL
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24 Nov 2011 08:29 PM
Butternut.
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24 Nov 2011 08:44 PM
butternut

Nice story bro
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are890 is not online. are890
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24 Nov 2011 08:45 PM
Butternut,that my friend was a very cool story.

`~I don't trust talking slugs~`
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thenewDanny4505 is not online. thenewDanny4505
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24 Nov 2011 08:49 PM
BUTTERNUT SQUASH!
Iik3d it.
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bluepotty9 is not online. bluepotty9
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24 Nov 2011 08:51 PM
Butternut.
Telamon works there though silly.
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rhinoBrass is not online. rhinoBrass
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24 Nov 2011 09:28 PM
Thanks for all the positive feedback!
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24 Nov 2011 09:29 PM
tl;dr
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john1231302 is not online. john1231302
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24 Nov 2011 09:38 PM
Butternut, I lol'd when I saw Telamon say, w3 cr4$h3d 1n70 7h4t stoopid blond chick
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rhinoBrass is not online. rhinoBrass
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25 Nov 2011 01:35 PM
Anything else?
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FleskhjertaOwns is not online. FleskhjertaOwns
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25 Nov 2011 01:40 PM
Read the entire thing.

Not taking my chances by putting the word if you read a certain length, though.
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pwnagelord1o1 is not online. pwnagelord1o1
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25 Nov 2011 01:43 PM
Butternut. I finished the story.

"You can't spell slaughter without laughter."-pwnagelord1o1
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25 Nov 2011 01:43 PM
butternut
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rifus16 is not online. rifus16
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25 Nov 2011 06:17 PM
Butternut!
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Brawl83 is not online. Brawl83
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25 Nov 2011 06:28 PM
I've read this before! Butternut!
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mfollonier is not online. mfollonier
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25 Nov 2011 06:29 PM
So long to much words.
~The Alpha Penguin~
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Zlavaz is not online. Zlavaz
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25 Nov 2011 06:33 PM
Butternut

http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=21051779
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firetiger587 is not online. firetiger587
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25 Nov 2011 06:34 PM
Butternut.

FUNNEH STOREH BROSKI
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LOLord is not online. LOLord
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25 Nov 2011 06:36 PM
I lol'd so hard and butternut!

"Stop stereotyping and that is a brunette lol."

And I also laughed at not being able to open the car door lol
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