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| 24 Nov 2011 08:25 PM |
For anybody who's read this before, I am the soul original writer on this story. If you actually haven't read this, enjoy the story!
One Day in the Parking Lot of the Local Kentucky Fried Chicken... Telamon: AUGH STup1D CAR D00R!!!1!!!!!1!!!!111! Builderman: Oh, here, let me fix that for you. Telamon: OHai thnks duude. Builderman: No problem. Hey, you like chicken? Telamon: OMG NO DIP IM 1N D@ PARK!NG LAWT OF KFC LOLOLOLOlOL Builderman: Mm'kay. Wanna have some lunch? Telamon: Lawl okai shure :3
In the KFC... Telamon: hAy how did u know how 2 get into da car d00r @nywayz? Builderman: Oh, I'm a builder. In fact, I'm developing a game about it! Telamon: Zomg Rly that soundz $tup1d and edacationawl. Builderman: Well, that's the point! Telamon: ur liek an uber n00b huh Builderman: So was Bill Gates. Haha. Telamon: hay wuts ur name anywayz Builderman: Oh! My name's David. But, call me Builderman. What's yours? Telamon: Lawl mai name is telamon :3 Builderman: What's your real name? Telamon: MAI NAME IS TELAMON MMK U GAWT A PROB WIT DAT!?!?!? Builderman: ZOMG *heart attack* Telamon: Lawl i dunt think your arm shuld bend liek dat :3 Builderman: RAGFLDLLFLFRAOGMGGOGMRLALFLFLGLAGHGHGH Telamon: lol, i cant understand u, nice break dance muves ;D Builderman: RAGLGLRLRLRLOMGWTFBBQRAGLLRLARFL *Recovers* Telamon: loloollo Builderman: *furious* WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME! Telamon: well i didnt w@nna interupt ur brak danc3 Builderman: ... Telamon: hay, we havve been here fer liek, 50000 lines of text, we shuld order Builderman: You're right! Telamon: law1 mmk let$ 0rder nao Builderman: Excuse me, miss! Waitress: Yes? Telamon: culd we order nao pl0x? Waitress: Sure! What would ya like? Builderman: Well, I'd like a bucket of fried chicken! Yum. Telamon: L@wl i wawnt wat hees geting Waitress: Would that be all? Builderman: Yes, and hey, nice tie! Why does it say "Blame John"? Telamon: lawlwut thatsh my midd1e n@me Waiter: Oh, that's my brother, John. We call him Madrak, though. Builderman: Okay, then. Telamon: sao, abawt that game of urs, its building rite? with li3k blawks? Builderman: Yeah, why? Telamon: well will eet have explosions? cuz blawx explode in real lief an stuff Builderman: Well, I guess. Telamon: ZOMG OMGLOLWTFOMGLLOLOL I WANNA PLAY!!!1!!!!!11!1 Builderman: It's not done yet. Telamon: WEEL OMG I WUNNA JOIN EET CAN I BE ON SHTAFF? Builderman: Um... okay! Telamon: lawl shweet Waiter: Okay, here's your pot pie, and here's your-- Telamon: OMGWTF I DUN WAWNT NO PAWT PI OMG!!111!11!1!2!1 Waiter: Oh, well, I'm sorry about that! Builderman: No problem. Telamon: OMGWTFDAIRYQUEENZRAGLRLLALOLOL RAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEE!! Builderman: Now, Telamon, calm down. Telamon: AWMG L3HTS LEAVE TH1S SERVACE ISH TERR@BLE! Builderman: Meh. We haven't paid them yet!
Telamon and Builderman leave the KFC...
On their way home from the KFC... Telamon: awmg this is takin foreva!! Builderman: Ugh, be patient, John. Telamon: OMGWTFBBQ DAWNT CALL ME DAT NAEM RAAAAAAGGGEEEEEE!!! Buiderman: Shhhhh, I'm on the phone. Telamon: oh. WELL I DUNOO WHO JOHN IS LOL lol... >.> Builderman: Okay, shhhh... Telamon: oh wuts that? Builderman: NO! Telamon, STOP!!
Telamon and Builderman have a head-on collision due to Telamons Curiosity...
Builderman: Ugh... Where am I? Telamon: IT WAS AN M&M!! *eats months old M&M* Builderman: We were in a car crash, Uhh... Builderman: I think I'm okay, who did we hit? Telamon: we hit dat stupid blonde chick ovah in that car Builderman: Dang it, Telamon, shut up! Are you okay, lady? Lady: Huh? Oh, yeah, are you and your friend okay? Builderman: Yeah. What's your name? Christina: Christina, yours? Builderman: David. His name is Telamon. *points at Telamon* Telamon: ohaidere stoopid blonde chick Builderman: Telamon, she's a brunette, and stop stereotyping things. Telamon: wat?? Christina: Well, I better be heading home. Builderman: Hey, uh, do you like to build things? Christina: Sure! (If you've read this far, say "Butternut!" in your reply!) Builderman: I'm making a Game about it, me and Telamon, wanna join us? Christina: Really?! Um, Okay! Builderman: Awesome! Telamon: a blonde on 0ur teem? laaaaaaaaame. Builderman: Well, let's head to my Place to talk about it! Christina: Sure, I guess!
They head to Builderman's House on Foot, with Telamon complaining all the way... Telamon: ugh i am ti3reeeeeed when r we g0nn@ get dere Builderman: We're almost there, Telamon, you're the one that got us into this mess. Telamon: f1eeeeen..... Christina: So, why do you care about if I like to build? Builderman: Well, I'm making a game, and was wondering if you'd like to be on the staff? Christina: Why not? It's not like I have any other job to go to. Telamon: ogm we r he@r FINALL333333333333333H DGFDGFDHGF!! Builderman: Okay, so, I'm gonna put you two through a test. Telamon: omg n0 i didnt studddddddddddddddddy dhdghgf Christina: Alrighty. Builderman: Telamon, you're up. Build a house out of these toothpicks. Telamon: kk ummmmmm um um um dfgdhgfjhgf i r d0n3!!!!!! Christina: Woah! That's an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower! Builderman: Amazing! However, um, you didn't build a house, therefore you fail. Telamon: da h3ck is dis crap ffuuuuuuuu Builderman: Christina, you're up! Christina: Okay.. hmmmm... done! Builderman: Amazing house, Christina! Well done! Telamon: ogm it is just box you fail BLONDEH noob Christina: Yay! Did I pass? Builderman: Okay, Telamon, you failed. Telamon: R@@@@IG I B3 RAGIN ALL 0VER DA PLA!C DFHGFH Builderman: Christina, you did, in fact, pass! Christina: Yay! Builderman: Telamon, you're fired. Telamon: but but but gfhnGFDHGFHJGFD WHYYYYYYY kn0 wat i dun c@ir n00bs Builderman: Then get out of here, Telamon. Telamon: fi3n i c@n care f0r mahself i has l0ts of m0n3h left on m@h kfc g!ft caerd.. Telamon: kbai stoopid blondeh and engahneer
THE END
If you enjoyed, please leave feedback! Hopefully the feedback is positive, but I can take criticism well.
Thanks for reading!
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are890
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| 24 Nov 2011 08:45 PM |
Butternut,that my friend was a very cool story.
`~I don't trust talking slugs~` |
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| 24 Nov 2011 08:49 PM |
BUTTERNUT SQUASH! Iik3d it. |
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| 24 Nov 2011 08:51 PM |
Butternut. Telamon works there though silly. |
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| 24 Nov 2011 09:28 PM |
| Thanks for all the positive feedback! |
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| 24 Nov 2011 09:38 PM |
| Butternut, I lol'd when I saw Telamon say, w3 cr4$h3d 1n70 7h4t stoopid blond chick |
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| 25 Nov 2011 01:40 PM |
Read the entire thing.
Not taking my chances by putting the word if you read a certain length, though. |
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| 25 Nov 2011 01:43 PM |
Butternut. I finished the story.
"You can't spell slaughter without laughter."-pwnagelord1o1 |
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rifus16
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Brawl83
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| 25 Nov 2011 06:28 PM |
| I've read this before! Butternut! |
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| 25 Nov 2011 06:29 PM |
So long to much words. ~The Alpha Penguin~ |
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Zlavaz
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| 25 Nov 2011 06:33 PM |
Butternut
http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=21051779 |
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| 25 Nov 2011 06:34 PM |
Butternut.
FUNNEH STOREH BROSKI |
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LOLord
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| 25 Nov 2011 06:36 PM |
I lol'd so hard and butternut!
"Stop stereotyping and that is a brunette lol."
And I also laughed at not being able to open the car door lol |
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