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| 21 Mar 2012 07:06 PM |
They updated the Empty Baseplate WHILST I WAS CREATING A GAME.
For so long I had hated all the updates that had falled apon the other starters. I had decided against using them, and found a better difference in the Empty Baseplate.
Now it's made out of Terrain.
Now it's un-stretchable, un-shrinkable, un-colorable, inusable.
Now it's untouchable.
Damn Mods. |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:08 PM |
| Would you like a calming cigar? Some gin? |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:10 PM |
NO.
CIGARS ARE FOR EVIL BUSINESSMEN WITH MONOCLES AND TOP HATS.
COME TO THINK OF IT I WANT A MONOCLE AND TOP HAT. |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:12 PM |
| Gin? I'll take your strongest. |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:14 PM |
| *Opens direct portal to alcohol hell and pulls out a scorching bottle of 9,001 proof gin and hands the entire bottle to evil* |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:16 PM |
*Gin turns into water.*
Sorry dear sir, you can't have any. It's for guests only |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:16 PM |
| *Kicks linkhero into alcohol hell* and grabs another bottle* |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:17 PM |
In one sip, I finish it.
In ten minutes, I'm crying on the couch and spilling all my embarrasing secrets.
"AND ALL I WANTED WAS A HUG!" I scream. |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:18 PM |
| I sit next to evil, patting his head, using my tophat as a way to siphon his tears somewhere not on the sofa. |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:20 PM |
*Walks out of alcohol hell with an shirt entitled "I'm a godmodder" I then proceed to destroy the earth through sheer force of will.*
Har. |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:20 PM |
| I finally poke my head into the room after listening to Evil's crying and blurt out, "I know you probably don't want to hear this, but... Updating the games is not a Mod responsibility, it's an administrator's." |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:22 PM |
| I bust a cap into the skull of river and continue to let the tears flow into my tophat and patting evils head. |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:25 PM |
| I open up the door. "HEY PEOPLE WHO SMOKE! STOP IT! YOUR EVENTUALLY GONNNA HURT YOUR DAMN BODIES!" Sips Diet coke. |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:27 PM |
| "G'damn it, don't I get anything!" I say, entering the door in my usual fancy attire. |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:27 PM |
I slowly move my hands through a series of subtle movements ranging from simple to complex, all while pouring what little mana I had left into my raspy, damn near incoherent voice. "Use Asterisks, we don't an RP going on." I say brusquely, refocusing on my hand motions. Working a spell wasn't particularly easy.
Of course I'm trying to destroy my planet, but what do I know.
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:27 PM |
| "I have no need to worry about smoking" I have one of my demon arms grab the cigar from the barely out of reach ash tray and bring it back to my hand "I'm a demon, I have no lungs." |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:28 PM |
I suddenly stop crying and look over at Lily.
Slowly, as not to alarm anyone, I pull out a gun and shoot her right in the face.
Then I continue my screeching cries of forgiveness. |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:28 PM |
| "I need some be.er..." I mumble. |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:29 PM |
| One of my darklings grabs the corpse and drags it away. |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:29 PM |
| WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY- Wait a second, there's a solution! No there isn't. D; I'm gonna play MW3 to cheer up. |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:30 PM |
| I, without pausing, throw a bottle into the hands of Pika. |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:30 PM |
(I didn't use "'s in my last post, sod.)
"Or do that." |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:31 PM |
| She smack bebit's alt. "If you had no lungs. You wouldn't live. If you had no lungs, You can't breath. If you had no lungs then you can't speak." |
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| 21 Mar 2012 07:31 PM |
| I rub my head wear the cap hit it, and wipe tears of pain from my eyes. "A little extreme, don't ya think?" I turn on my heels and leave the vicinity. |
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