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| 20 Mar 2012 09:31 PM |
Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of $50. However, he warned the boy, never to read the front page. Well, the boy returned to his house and read the book, and he was content. However, he always wondered, what could be on that front page. It was always in the back of his mind. One day, the temptation was too much for the boy, and he flipped to the very front of the book, and dropped the book in HORROR.
There, in bold print, was MSRP $6.99.
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dew365
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| 20 Mar 2012 09:36 PM |
I have a better one. Straight from creepypasta wikia. This is my favorite one ever.
"So ur wid yo honi and ur makin out wen the phone ringz. U ansr it n da voice sayz "wut r u doin wit ma daughter?" u tel ur girl n she say "ma dad is ded."
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?" |
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BunnyDJ
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Lovat
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| 20 Mar 2012 09:39 PM |
I have one. So you open the fridge and there's no food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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dastuke
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| 20 Mar 2012 09:41 PM |
@dew
beat me to the punch, just went looking for that one and saw your post...
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BunnyDJ
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| 20 Mar 2012 09:42 PM |
| xD you just got ninja'd. =D |
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| 20 Mar 2012 09:43 PM |
XD!
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