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Re: Java jokes (kinda of funny)

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Loudacity is not online. Loudacity
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18 Mar 2012 07:41 PM
News Report: "A Java programmer in Silicon Valley was detained for questioning yesterday after an anonymous tip that he was using a Hashtable..."




Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”



Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.




Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”

“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”


“I just saw my life flash before my eyes and all I could see was a close tag…”
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JulienDethurens is not online. JulienDethurens
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18 Mar 2012 07:43 PM
They're not really Java jokes, they're mot like programming jokes. None of them is really specific to Java.
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Loudacity is not online. Loudacity
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18 Mar 2012 07:45 PM
Blame google
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1Ra is not online. 1Ra
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18 Mar 2012 07:48 PM
Idea: Java Jokes because it rhymes.
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myrkos is not online. myrkos
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18 Mar 2012 08:03 PM
"One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs."
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18 Mar 2012 08:16 PM
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ENET is not online. ENET
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18 Mar 2012 08:20 PM
I need to get a BYTE to eat. Hardy-har-har!
Ok just give me a BIT of time. Bahahahhaa....


Not really funny are they? :(
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enumeration is not online. enumeration
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18 Mar 2012 08:29 PM
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NinjaShadow1 is not online. NinjaShadow1
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18 Mar 2012 09:22 PM
Programming is a race between programmers to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the universe to create bigger and better idiots
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Legend26 is not online. Legend26
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18 Mar 2012 09:36 PM
^ That one.
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myrkos is not online. myrkos
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18 Mar 2012 09:37 PM
@NinjaShadow, seems like the universe is winning...
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Legend26 is not online. Legend26
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18 Mar 2012 09:38 PM
The actual one, from his book, is "Applications programming is a race between software engineers, who strive to produce idiot-proof programs, and the universe which strives to produce bigger idiots. So far the Universe is winning."
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NinjaShadow1 is not online. NinjaShadow1
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18 Mar 2012 10:06 PM
Ehh, I heard it from a friend.
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NinjaShadow1 is not online. NinjaShadow1
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18 Mar 2012 10:13 PM
Profanity is the language that every programmer knows best.
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Bubby4j is not online. Bubby4j
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18 Mar 2012 10:14 PM
Profanity is the language that programmers know is a headache to filter.
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NinjaShadow1 is not online. NinjaShadow1
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18 Mar 2012 10:17 PM
My last contribution...

Go search: GUI interface using visual basic to track the killers IP address CSI
on everyone's favorite video site. It's amazing how stupid American television producers are.
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IAmNotWise is not online. IAmNotWise
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18 Mar 2012 11:04 PM
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Solotaire is not online. Solotaire
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18 Mar 2012 11:06 PM
"GUI interface using visual basic to track the killers IP address CSI"
I'm trying to think of a witty response, but I think it killed my brain.
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Solotaire is not online. Solotaire
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18 Mar 2012 11:09 PM
Wait, so did the interface-interface help them to solve the crime?
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Candymaniac is not online. Candymaniac
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19 Mar 2012 07:26 AM
Sorry, but it's kinda lame.

"Knowledge talks, wisdom listens."
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trappingnoobs is not online. trappingnoobs
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19 Mar 2012 01:36 PM
"umad" said the class to the struct

har har
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Loudacity is not online. Loudacity
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19 Mar 2012 03:20 PM
funneh
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