Loudacity
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| 18 Mar 2012 07:41 PM |
News Report: "A Java programmer in Silicon Valley was detained for questioning yesterday after an anonymous tip that he was using a Hashtable..."
Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, “Are you ill?” The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”
Q. How did the programmer die in the shower? A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
“I just saw my life flash before my eyes and all I could see was a close tag…” |
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| 18 Mar 2012 07:43 PM |
| They're not really Java jokes, they're mot like programming jokes. None of them is really specific to Java. |
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Loudacity
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1Ra
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| 18 Mar 2012 07:48 PM |
| Idea: Java Jokes because it rhymes. |
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myrkos
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| 18 Mar 2012 08:03 PM |
"One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs."
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ENET
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| 18 Mar 2012 08:20 PM |
I need to get a BYTE to eat. Hardy-har-har! Ok just give me a BIT of time. Bahahahhaa....
Not really funny are they? :( |
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| 18 Mar 2012 09:22 PM |
| Programming is a race between programmers to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the universe to create bigger and better idiots |
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Legend26
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myrkos
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| 18 Mar 2012 09:37 PM |
| @NinjaShadow, seems like the universe is winning... |
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Legend26
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| 18 Mar 2012 09:38 PM |
| The actual one, from his book, is "Applications programming is a race between software engineers, who strive to produce idiot-proof programs, and the universe which strives to produce bigger idiots. So far the Universe is winning." |
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| 18 Mar 2012 10:06 PM |
Ehh, I heard it from a friend.
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| 18 Mar 2012 10:13 PM |
| Profanity is the language that every programmer knows best. |
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Bubby4j
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| 18 Mar 2012 10:14 PM |
| Profanity is the language that programmers know is a headache to filter. |
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| 18 Mar 2012 10:17 PM |
My last contribution...
Go search: GUI interface using visual basic to track the killers IP address CSI on everyone's favorite video site. It's amazing how stupid American television producers are. |
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Solotaire
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| 18 Mar 2012 11:06 PM |
"GUI interface using visual basic to track the killers IP address CSI" I'm trying to think of a witty response, but I think it killed my brain.
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Solotaire
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| 18 Mar 2012 11:09 PM |
| Wait, so did the interface-interface help them to solve the crime? |
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| 19 Mar 2012 07:26 AM |
Sorry, but it's kinda lame.
"Knowledge talks, wisdom listens." |
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| 19 Mar 2012 01:36 PM |
"umad" said the class to the struct
har har |
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Loudacity
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