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| 16 Mar 2012 05:26 PM |
=============A Note from The Author========================== This message goes out to people like FelinaGabe. This is made for silliness and is supposed to lack simple grammar. And yes, I based this off of a browser game. ======================================================== Not so long ago, in a screen merely inches from your face...
INTERNET WARS *Star Wars music plays* DUM DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM DUM DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!
Welcome to the WebWarz, the neverending battle over who shall be Teh King of Teh Interwebz. I am your advisor, Derp McHerpinson. I will guide you through these DEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!!!!1elevenone!!!!!!!!!11 As he derps, you take his ship. It's old, but it'll do. Hopefully.
Rules: 1. No saying there's a lack of grammar. This isn't supposed to have grammar. 2. Be as silly as you want! This is the internet! 3. Yes, you may t4lk l1k3 th15, but only in-game. And make it readable, unlike 1 4m 741k1ng. When out of character, please use proper grammar. 4. Put PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED In the Derp section of the character sheet. 5. You may only have 1 ship at a time, so pick wisely.
Kk, on to teh character sheet: Name: Gender: Rank: (Captain, first mate, etc. More on that in the info down there.) Group: Group Captain?: Appearance: Personality: Background: Derp:
And nao, we go to teh ship sheet. Name: Defense: Armor: Speed: Shield: Attack:
Useful Information ======================================================== Coins ======================================================== Coins can be used for hiring people to repair your ship, keeping non-AI group members happy, buying/creating new ships, etc. You can use it for whatever you want. To change how much money you give the crew, PM me. ======================================================== THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT: RESOURCES ======================================================== Even AI need food and water. Gain this by plundering ships, and your crew members will be happy forever. ======================================================== THINS TO WORRY ABOUT: HAPPINESS ======================================================== Keep your crew members happy with money and resources. If they're unhappy, they'll ragequit. ======================================================== Ship Battles and PvP ======================================================== A ship battle wil be enclosed in a --------------------SHIP BATTLE-------------------, like so:
---------------------------------SHIP BATTLE------------------------------------------ Me: BEGIN! NubNub9001: I fire my cannon at totaly1337. Me: *rolls dice* HIT! (This will vary depending on how good your ship is.) Damage: (If this was a battle between very good ships) OVAR 9000!!!1one!!!eleven totaly1337: I open fire on NubNub9001. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ And so on. It will be about the same for land battle. ======================================================== Shopping! :D ======================================================== PM me for one of the shops below.
Weapon Shop Gear Shop Clothing Shop Ship Shop (xD) =======================TEH END=========================== |
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| 16 Mar 2012 05:30 PM |
(Dangit I always mess up one way or another posting these.)
Kk, on to teh character sheet: Name: Blackhand Gender: M Rank: Captain Group: The Shadow Fists Group Captain?: Yes Personality: Never speaks. Even to people he trusts. Background: N/A Derp:
And nao, we go to teh ship sheet. Name: PHS-147 Armor: Low Speed: Fast Shield: None Attack: Light
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| 16 Mar 2012 05:42 PM |
Name: Myth Gender: F Rank: Mechanic Group: The Shadow Fists Group Captain?: No Personality: Very talkative, can be annoying, has a short temper sometimes, doesn't mind not being paid. Background: First mechanic of the PHS-147. Derp: PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Name: PHS-147 Armor: Low Speed: Fast Shield: None Attack: Light
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| 16 Mar 2012 05:44 PM |
(Accepted. BTW, the territories to claim are websites. Extremely active ones are heavily guarded, inactive ones aren't guarded at all.)
Blackhand I head for the Vector City Racers website. |
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| 16 Mar 2012 05:47 PM |
| Vector City Racers claimed by The Shadow Fists. |
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| 16 Mar 2012 05:49 PM |
Myth ----- I stare out a window. |
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| 16 Mar 2012 06:01 PM |
(Winnage, count me in.)
Name:Keox Gender: M Rank: Hacker Group: Radlekrad Group Captain?: No Appearance: Long dreadlocks covering eyes in sith kind of way, mixed race, hair be browns! Wears a button shirt with a tie and trousers that Fit really well Personality: Very shy but amazing at hacking. Background: Was abducted by aliens but he hacked there brains and escaped. Derp: PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
And nao, we go to teh ship sheet. Name: Hacky, the SHIP! Defense:light Armor:heavy Speed:average Shield:average Attack:heavy |
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| 16 Mar 2012 06:14 PM |
| (Accepted. But you can't make a ship right away. A ship like that would cost a ton.) |
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