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Re: Never thought I could read your minds, did you?

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IllegalUTurn is not online. IllegalUTurn
Joined: 09 Mar 2012
Total Posts: 3
14 Mar 2012 12:07 AM
I give you post 3, I am proud to say it is my longest thread that I have made yet!
POST 3: http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=64256635

To my fan club on the forums, I give to you post 2!
POST 2: http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=64196369

For all the nitwits who have yet to discover my talents look here-
POST 1: http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=64134794



Let me tell you a story, I used to be a great magician before starting my virtual career on daring random forums into outrageous dares from time to time. No, I'm still the best magician there is. I quitted, becuase it bored me. I could always come up with new tricks that were better than before, but the people in the crowd were always more mysterious than the tricks I played on them... or so they thought *giggle*.

People are unique. Never will there be a two-of-a-kind, but they all have one thing in common; Stupidity. There is such a thing as magic, something I call logic (not friendship). Certain people have this trait, but most don't. When performing magic he/she must know the crowd and what they are thinking when they preform the trick before them all. Crowds will come in many different shapes and sizes, all of them react differently to certain tricks. I've met all the crowds; the crowd that believes everything they see begging you non-stop to tell them how it was done, the crowd that is extremely skeptical, screaming out it's "fake", "I can see the wires" when really the tricks you're playing on them have no wires and are made up of nothing but pure physics, chemistry, and mathematics. These are the common two, but there are a lot of other subdivisions. The crowd that chases you out of their village for preforming "witchcraft". The crowd that is strangely silent, deeply perplexed in not one's tricks, but by one's top hat, suit, and possibly moustache. Questioning whether the magician's attire is authentic, or a simple costume, and if one's moustache is fake or real, later asking these ridiculous questions at the end of the show showing no interest in any of the tricks. My favorite is that one crowd that thinks they can out-preform the magicain itself, which we magicians find very amusing to ourselves. Oh, there are many more, but a true magician must always know what tricks to play, and how to act among these certain crowds. There is a lot of logic and strategy in it.

Many magicians say they preform, because they love to entertain, but that I will tell you now is a lie. We preform to either make a living (never become one of those), or to become both victorious and famous. I am the victorious magician that always wins over any crowd, even when the crowd leaves thinking they've won, to wake up the next morning realizing their mistake they had not seen before. That is the beauty of it all, is that we do more than win. We preform to out-smart the crowd, to play them as a dummy by not simply creating the greatest of illusions, but to really play the most obviously illusions and having them believe that it was real. Those that choose to call it fake will end up seeing a show full tricks that you'd normally see at a science fair. It's entertaining when they leave thinking it was mostly wire and mirror when you have proven there are no wires or mirrors, but just science, which makes it anything but fake. My favorite times are when that Harry P0tter fan stands up in front of the crowd dressed in his/her dorky home-made fan outfit, wand and all, planning to out-show me at my own game. "Watch as I make the "snitch" disappear!" He/she casts the "spell" with the wand and it is gone, but when they try to make it reappear from out of their wizard's hat... nothing. I take the golden marble from out of my sleeve in front of the confused nerd, "20 points deducted from Gryffindor." And I continue preforming the show as the mediocre magician heads to the back of the crowd humiliated. This is what I preform for. To leave a group of people confused out of their wits is the main goal of any magician, and it is far better than winning any sporting match you could ever think of. We don't try to convince you there is such a thing as magic, we just like to make you a look like a sucker for (not) believing in it depending on who you are. It is a battle of the mind.

I tell you this, because what I am doing right now, and what I had done as a magician are no different. We always know what crowd we are dealing with and how to make them look like complete blunderheads. I like to say it a lot that I can use real magic, but I wouldn't need any when it comes to reading the crowd's mind, especially forumers. People are stupid and I have not only logic, but experience in dealing with your types. When I said I do NOT bluff, I ment it. Foruming is just like preforming, but the crowd's reaction is always funnier both by what they say, and what they don't say. This bet is an old favorite of mine, because I always get the same reaction every time, the same out-come, I win, but best of all the losers break down in hate. I'm honestly surprised by how much I have already progressed on OT! Normally stage 2 of this bet is reached on post 8, but if I wanted to, I could have this bet wrapped up by my 5th post, and this is just my 4th! Stage 2 is when my "popularity" seems to have ran out. People stop complimenting me, or they grow less confident. They begin to ignore me by not posting on my threads hoping that I'd grow dissatisfied and leave before all 10 posts were up. I know you too well OT, no matter how well you try to hide it, I know your're still reading my threads, hating me word-for-word. I still have you where I want you. Just to let you know, whatever actions you try to take against me ALL 10 posts will be posted. You WILL hate me on my 10th post. No matter how hard you try to resist it. I told you I was a professional, and I intend to prove it. So if you think you still have a chance think again! I have already predicted what the replies to this thread will look like. Whether it's ignore, hate, or back to more compliments. I know when someone lies and I will analyze every word you put down judging by the way you worded it, and how you did not word it. Even if you decide to post or not already tell's me a great lot about what I should post next the day after. You make it so easy, it's almost like you're giving me everything I need to bring you down. This is what you can expect from a person as awesome as I. It will only be a few more posts before I can bring you down to the "dreaded" stage three.

Here's a few words of wisdom, be careful when it comes to how much you hate me. The more you try to hate me, the more you wish to defeat me, the funnier it will be for me when you finally snap. The explosion of emotions I get on the web is what makes me legendary and it's extremely effective, becuase it "targets" are those that are the most experienced, the ones that have forumed the most in the forums. Those that were sarcastic about my awesomeness on post 1 will the ones getting hit the hardest when this bet ends. This is how I do more than just win, because I take those who feel like they're the experts and I turn them on their heads. Just think, my enjoyment grows larger each day, because of this bet as your's declines, post by post. I'll see you on post 5 forumers! You are just 5 days away from falling apart to nothing by the great and amazing IllegalUTurn! I hope you saved all your tears for this, because I'm going to make it rain when it's over!
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Cutemooshi is not online. Cutemooshi
Joined: 22 Oct 2009
Total Posts: 12637
14 Mar 2012 12:10 AM
Ignoring all of the text inside, read my mind.

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PrimalArceus is not online. PrimalArceus
Joined: 22 Sep 2009
Total Posts: 421
14 Mar 2012 12:11 AM

TL;DR PLEASE
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