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| 13 Mar 2012 07:08 PM |
Always remember this:
Only Arnold is invulnerable.
Only Arnold can do one-liners. Don't do them.
Never eat people. Unless you are Dr.Lecter of course, then please do.
Don't quote snakes on a plane.
Shotgun+revolver+tan suit+brown hair=Stansfield. You are not Stansfield.
When you run out of ammo, there is NOT a minigun convienently in the shelf next to you.
pistols do not have unlimited ammo. They have between 2 and 18 shots normally.
Will add more later. |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:13 PM |
"Never eat people."
Cannabalism is banned in the US AND in the RP forum?
Not fair. |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:15 PM |
| It's plenty fair. Cannibalism is gory. -shudder- |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:17 PM |
"It's plenty fair. Cannibalism is gory. -shudder-"
Oh grow up. |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:19 PM |
| ... It was banned for a reason. >_> |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:20 PM |
| Ponies and Bronies are like the Niagara Falls, Delicate. |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:20 PM |
"... It was banned for a reason. >_>"
It wasn't banned.
Hell i could make a paragraph about a man being eaten alive by a zombie in full detail, skin being ripped from his muscles, entrails yanked out of his abdomen as he screams for death. |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:22 PM |
| I'd rather you not do that... |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:23 PM |
What's wrong with cannibalism? *slurps a blood vessel* Some people think its right! Just look at Africa! |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:23 PM |
| So could I, but I'd prefer not. I've seen one of the bloodiest movies ever(AVPR), so I'm trying to unsee it. |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:23 PM |
"I'd rather you not do that..."
What? You don't like me talking about the snapping of veins and tendons as the zombie rips the mans arm off, blood gushing out like a geyser as it hakes a bite of the flesh, ripping a chunk out with his teeth, showing bloodstained bone underneath the bitemark? |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:24 PM |
>bloodiest movie ever
>AVP
lol
you haven't watched a single slasher film, have you? |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:25 PM |
| Sounds tasty Roman. You a fancy chef? |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:25 PM |
| Skinned and hung from a tree is worse. |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:25 PM |
| No. Some people draw the line at certain boundaries of gore. |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:26 PM |
| AVP/R actually, it seriously is. See the unrated edition of it. |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:26 PM |
"Skinned and hung from a tree is worse."
i ask again
you haven't watched a single slasher film, have you? |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:27 PM |
| No...just trust me on some things, like if you like overly-bloody movies, AVP/R is over the top for most of those people even. |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:28 PM |
| What is so bad about cannablism, I kill and eat werewolves each day. |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:28 PM |
"No...just trust me on some things, like if you like overly-bloody movies, AVP/R is over the top for most of those people even."
YOU'VE NEVER WATCHED A SINGLE SLASHER FILM, HAVE YOU? |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:29 PM |
| I said no roman. In the first 10 minutes of AVPR, 6 preds are killed, and a father and son have chestbursters planted in them. |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:32 PM |
| I would watch a slasher film, but hearing it's more bloody than AvP scares me. |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:32 PM |
| Avp isn't that bloody. AVP/R is. |
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| 13 Mar 2012 07:33 PM |
| One word for you roman: SAW. |
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