rich870
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| 12 Mar 2012 08:15 PM |
Kickmecookies found his old rusty screwdriver. Excited, he ran from his shed back to his house. He runs up the oak polished stairs and into his bedroom with his matress on the floor with water stains from his tears because he needs his damn mommy all the time. He removed his poorly stitched pants and got some lotion. Since he is too poor to have a full bottle he had to use a little. After applying the lotion to his pink hole, he shoved the screwdriver up with such great force, it slips, and slides into the side of his anul walling. Now that blud is spurting out of his hole at such great pressure, poop came out too, shooting all over his bed and onto the wall. He didn't want to stop so he kept going in and out of the hole in his wall and more and more blood came out and it wasn't stopping. Until he got weak due to blood loss and light due to lack of feces in his system, he turned around and starting rolling in the blud and poo like it was candy. He dug his face into it and ate it. It tasted like candy. It was good. But unfortunately, he lost consciousnesses and passed out in the pool of blud and poo. He drowned in it that night.
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Storm9802
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| 12 Mar 2012 08:16 PM |
BUT KICKMECOOKIES IS A GIRL LOL
~The Super Moose Lives On |
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Scorca
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rich870
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| 12 Mar 2012 08:18 PM |
| #no sanity does not approve. thats saying something |
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| 12 Mar 2012 08:18 PM |
| did you just change the fastlane250 to kickmecookies or something omg lol |
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T3XT
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| 12 Mar 2012 08:19 PM |
That's kind of hard for a girl to do...
*cough* Kickmecookies is a girl |
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rich870
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| 12 Mar 2012 08:20 PM |
no fastlane is when he cuts off his own pp
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rich870
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| 12 Mar 2012 08:23 PM |
i thought it was a boy kill mi
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Agent000
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Hyphalax
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| 12 Mar 2012 08:26 PM |
WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ?
I never could tell if I was the stupider one among my species |
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