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Official list:

Braggart
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Quintin551 (lowest form of specimen)
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09 Mar 2012 06:13 PM
I approve of the 5th one.

Sometimes I use my sig, sometimes I don't. This is one of those times.
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thats a PA

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I'm just Regular Joe forumer.
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Forgot one.
GDer :D
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DPvsSJ is not online. DPvsSJ
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09 Mar 2012 06:17 PM
A. INTRO

I. What is this?
This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs.

II. Defining 'Noob'
Contrary to the belief of many, a noob/n00b and a newbie/newb are not the same thing. Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage. n00bs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own. It is the latter we will study in this guide so that the reader is prepared to encounter them in the wild if needed.

Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it's often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading.

* Usually the topic at hand on an internet forum.

B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS

I. Noobish
Often, but not always, noobs will attempt to communicate in their own primitive language, known as "n00bish." It is a variant of the hacker language that exposes them as having little intelligence or will to learn. Here is an example of some noobish. Do not attempt to comprehend it: it cannot be discerned without professionals at hand.

stFU /../..an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b

Although you may find this unbelievably funny and/or annoying, it is best to restrain yourself and keep from talking back to them, as they are very territorial and easily angered. This will result in their attempted verbal abuse of you, possibly backed up by other noobs, because they work in packs when doing offensive tasks. It is not an easy task to learn this language because our intelligent accent will keep it from sounding quite right when spoken. You can write some simple noobish of your own, however, by slamming your face into your keyboard repeatedly.

II. Where to find n00bs
On the internet, n00bs make their colonies on forums. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up bandwidth with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies. THE BANNER HAMMER is one form of authority.

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09 Mar 2012 06:18 PM
That is A noob.
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09 Mar 2012 06:20 PM
Yes they were interesting.
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09 Mar 2012 06:35 PM
Bump
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09 Mar 2012 06:41 PM
i am fluient noob i know what u said and translation I am a pwner but can i have help with this you noob


you noob is what noobs call normal people or people who kill them
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09 Mar 2012 06:42 PM
Worse specimen is Firecartoon. You left that out c:
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09 Mar 2012 08:00 PM
This thread is off-topic, is in the wrong section and has no contribution to the forum.
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09 Mar 2012 08:08 PM
Forgot "Moosicorn".
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09 Mar 2012 08:12 PM
Dont you hate those wanna-be mods ruining everything?
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you're forgetting me.
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