matt2703
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| 07 Mar 2012 11:45 PM |
"He who knows how to live can walk abroad without fear of rhino or tiger. He will not be wounded in battle, for in him rhinos can find no place to thrust the horn, tigers have no place to use their claws, and weapons no place to pierce. Why? Because he has no place for death to enter."~Loa Tzu
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:06 AM |
"The problems with quotes on the internet is that it's hard to verify it's sources" -Abraham Lincoln |
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:07 AM |
| i was there when lincoln said that. almost as inspirational as the gettysburg address |
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:09 AM |
Me too. The year was 1987, and the Vietnam war had just started. Lincoln fever was in the air. His Vice President, Barrack Obama, sat nervously in the background.
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:13 AM |
"I am not afraid of Death; I just don't want to be there when it happens" ~Woody Allen |
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:14 AM |
While his bodyguard, Isaac Newton, was playing Angry Birds on his Ipod. His son, King George the III, broke his bone by falling on a Nokia phone. |
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:16 AM |
| Ok, no, you're an idiot. It was a Motorola he fell on, Nokia's were small enough to fit into most carriages by that time. |
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:20 AM |
I saw Abe Lincoln at the gas station once. He told me, "Now sonny, you must be careful, and watch for stalkers." Then he got in his beaten white van and offered me candy. I don't remember much after that.
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:21 AM |
| Inaccurate quotes are almost as fun as renting a kids movie, splicing 5 minutes of "Human Centipede" into it, and returning it. |
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:22 AM |
xD kirk. I have plans now.
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:23 AM |
Does anyone remember when we launched the first manned mars mission?
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:23 AM |
Was it mars? I am quite certain we went to the sun.
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:24 AM |
| I thought we went to Neptune and figured out it wasn't mostly gas... |
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:25 AM |
No No No, that was during president phillip's office. goodness, dont you know your history?
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:25 AM |
Remember the first manned mission to the planet Bbal?
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:26 AM |
| No it was when George Harrison became Governor of Soviet Russia. |
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:26 AM |
I do remember, those poor souls...Never to live again...
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:26 AM |
No, the Sun mission was in 2087, when the Huns sacked Rome. I'm talking about the mars mission from the early 40's, when Germany launched the invasion of Narnia. |
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:27 AM |
Oh yes, I recall, that was during the colonization of the giant cheese block, correct?
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:30 AM |
What the heck kinda history book are you reading from, Chicken? It was Farmer Johnson's abnormally large cabbage. |
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:31 AM |
Excuse me? I believe my Bible is quite correct. You must have an upturned source.
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:33 AM |
| Bible? Everyone knows they stopped updating that when the encyclopedia business took a plunge in the Panic of 1453. |
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:34 AM |
Oh, so you're an antarticist now are you? Should have known.
We all know the juiceboxians won the revolutionary awesome cowboy ninja war five.
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| 08 Mar 2012 12:34 AM |
| @Dude I didn't get this from the internet I got it from a book :) |
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