iPwnza
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| 04 Mar 2012 11:21 PM |
*Two Enlists walk into palace, holding a cage*
Enlist 1: Sir, we caught another traitor.
iPwnza: *Bangs on desk, cracking it*
iPwnza: "EXILE THE FOOL, BANISH HIM TO THE FARTHEST REACHES OF SIBERIA, WHERE HE WILL SUFFER UNTIL THE DAY HE DIES"
*A Truck is spotted with bars on it, headed near siberia*
*Meeting Called*
iPwnza: These traitors are getting on my nerves. I have ordered the setup of a new forced labor camp in the Siberia Personal Server, and inserted the anti-leave script.
Minidude3000: Good idea.
MEANWHILE, IN THE PRISON VAN
Traitor 1: I regret my dissidence to the REAR empire. PLEASE LET ME OUT, WHOEVER IS DRIVING THIS GOD DARN TRUCK!!
Driver: Nope.
*Truck Pulls Into New Prison Camp*
Guard 1: GET OUT, YOU FOOL!
*Guard hands traitor prison clothes*
*Traitor looks at shorts and short sleeve shirt*
Traitor 1: Im in siberia, shouldn't I at least get a COAT?
Guard: Nope.
*Guards put traitor in a small cage-like cell*
*Traitor gets a life sentince of hard work*
ONE MONTH LATER:
*High ranks gather at new base*
iPwnza: you may have noticed our new camp in siberia, it is turning out very well.
Random Noob: lolololololo *Banned For Spam*
iPwnza: Due to the amount of slavery going on there, I am proud to announce...
*Giant City Decloaks*
iPwnza: THE LARGEST REAR CITY IN THE WORLD!!!
*All of REAR rushes in, ignoring police yelling "HALT"*
How useful, right?
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Antolis
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| 04 Mar 2012 11:31 PM |
This is just....
hilarious. |
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sillylego
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| 04 Mar 2012 11:40 PM |
'anti-leave script'
-Prisoner shuts computer off-
MWUHAHAHAHAHA! ESCAPANCE! |
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iPwnza
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| 04 Mar 2012 11:40 PM |
| For the most part, this is true. We turn traitors into useful items. |
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xThuuMx
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| Joined: 01 Jan 2012 |
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| 25 May 2012 10:07 PM |
Noob1: "Ima move to the front"
Noob2: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"
Noob2+: *PEWPEWPEWPEW*
Noob1: "OMGWTFAAAAAAAA"
{~NTPC Motto: May God have mercy upon our enemies, because we won't.~} |
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