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| 03 Mar 2012 06:51 PM |
You're mom wakes you up early in the morning. She says "Follow me" And you follow her downstairs all groggly. You get to the kitchen and she is holding a huge cup of milk with garlic peiices floating in it. She says "Drink this"
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| 03 Mar 2012 06:53 PM |
| You drink the milk, and then you fall down knocked out. You wake up seeing your mom naked. |
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| 03 Mar 2012 06:54 PM |
| (Wars is ignored...thats alittle..rude,lets say,and i odnt want my thread to turn into one of those XD) |
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| 03 Mar 2012 06:55 PM |
She comes forward,takes a spoon,and stuffs the milk with garlic in you're mouth. You scream!! |
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| 03 Mar 2012 06:56 PM |
| You run up to your room and locked the door behind you. |
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| 03 Mar 2012 06:56 PM |
Spit it in her face. Bealllikeblargandstuff. |
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| 03 Mar 2012 06:58 PM |
She roars and explodes the door and walks in with smoke around her. "YOU'RE GANNA DRINK THIS IF YOU WANT IT ORN OT!"She yells. |
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| 03 Mar 2012 06:58 PM |
"You're mom" "You're" "You are mom" |
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:04 PM |
You take a knife and stab your mom repeatedly.
BACK OFF YOU CRAZY PERSON!
You're mom falls and cries to you, "Why?!!"
Then you slice her head off with your knife. |
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:04 PM |
| Randomly pick up something, and throw it at your mom, then jump out the window. |
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:06 PM |
| You stumble down the roof and get outside,and run across the street and a car drives full speed and you get hit and sent flying all the way to a zoo and in a alligator filled lake. |
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:07 PM |
| You still kept your knife and you stab the alligators killing them all. |
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:08 PM |
| Randomly kick a crocodile, then swim/run out depending how deep you are in the pond. |
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:10 PM |
| You go to where the Zoo guards keep their weapons, you grab a pistol and start shooting all the guards. |
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:10 PM |
You run out,and people are pointing at you. A random bird flys by and grabs you by the shirt and flys you up in the air. |
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:11 PM |
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:13 PM |
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:13 PM |
| The bird drops you because you choked it and you land in the ocean and sharks are sorrunding. |
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:15 PM |
| Punch a shark, break its tooth off, and then randomly stab the sharks. |
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:18 PM |
A boat comes by and rescues you and you're moms in it,holding the cup of milk ith garlic. "Time for you're medicine!"She says,holding out the spoon. You get on you're knees and yell "NOOOO!!!!" to the sky. |
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:19 PM |
| Push my mom off the boat, then drive the boat away from her. |
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