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| 23 Sep 2009 10:45 AM |
DUCKS R A FLAPPIN ROBOTS R ATTACKIN MONKEYS R A FLAPPING NOOBS R A JumPiN
THEY R EATING TOOTHPASTE IN THEI RHAPPY SONG THIS ISNT A PoEM THIS IS A POEM PARADOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Never FIRE UR LAZAZ at A CATERPILLAR THEY WILL SAY:
HEHETHECAT SAID MOO, IS A GOOD NAME TO GO CHOO CHOO
Then they will say:
NEVAR PLAY WITH FIRE *Grabs Blowtorch*
The end.
*Wipes Tears of of Eyes* |
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| 23 Sep 2009 10:49 AM |
| 0_0...That was...Independant! |
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Danielego
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| 23 Sep 2009 10:52 AM |
DISGUSTINGLY GOOD
My poem:
Once there was a man He wanted a tan He went to the beach and he bought a peach He stood on the sand And he raised up his hand He shot in the arm There was no alarm He fell down bleeding Everyone else was reading He started the scream A boy applied cream To his very small chest And the man went to rest Forever and ever He lay there in the hot weather He was completely red And was nearly dead Until he realised he stopped bleeding Because he was already dead...
The end
*Sniff* That was truely heart breaking |
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| 23 Sep 2009 10:53 AM |
'A boy applied cream To his very small chest'
...0_o
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| 23 Sep 2009 10:56 AM |
2nd poem: so-so
1st: BEAUTIFUL! |
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| 23 Sep 2009 10:59 AM |
| I thought you were scared of poems...Anyways, here's MINE! F is Fuzzyperson who will dominate the whole world, U is for U will die, N is for No one can stop me! Down here in ROBLOXia. =P |
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| 23 Sep 2009 11:00 AM |
There once was a man from Nantucket. He kept his cash in a bucket. He had a daughter named Nan who he hated for some reason. And I can't remember the next line.. |
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| 23 Sep 2009 11:12 AM |
I wrote a poem
Roses are Red Violets are blue SO GO GET A TACO |
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| 23 Sep 2009 11:15 AM |
My poem:
Sunrise
The birds chrip, the sun rises, it's a new day, more surprises.
Open your eyes, for a big hug, my best friend, it a bug. lol.
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Danielego
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| 23 Sep 2009 11:15 AM |
heres an epik poem
Once there was a boy who went to school Everyone thought he was not cool They walked up to him and hit him in the face And then one day. The boy went up to the bullies hit them in the face with his palm and shouted "FACEPALM!" And then he punched them in the belly and shouted "FALCON PUNCH!" and then kicked him in the privates and shouted "OWNED!" And the next day. He did it again. But when he was about to punch him in the belly he jiggled his flab and laughed "LOZAR!" said the bully "PWNED!" said the boy "LOZAR!" said the bully "IMA FIRIN MA LAZAR!" And the bully died boy got expelled and sent to jail and starved to death. and in heaven, he said I R GUNNA FACEPALM J00 UNTIL j00 are a j00
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encho
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| 09 Jan 2012 12:36 PM |
| That.was.so.meaningful.that.it.deserves.a.bump! |
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bmanbd
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| 09 Jan 2012 12:44 PM |
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I LOL'd, So did you...
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place1111
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| 09 Jan 2012 12:45 PM |
Op:
http://www.roblox.com/Witness-the-power-item?id=69716932 |
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dack44
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:02 PM |
fires are brown
poo is too
i fling it sometimes
how bought you? |
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dack44
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:03 PM |
spoons is silver
kite cool too
you have no grammer
guess what i do not too |
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:03 PM |
| Thanks, Dack, you had me thinking Darkrai posted something. |
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cat348
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:04 PM |
MONKEYS R A FLAPPING Remove the L and it passes as funny |
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:05 PM |
| -Tear rolls down eye- Beautiful! :') |
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dack44
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:06 PM |
| something i wrote got content deleted (telamon back with his ban hammer!!) |
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| 03 Mar 2012 07:09 PM |
Heres mine;
Hair man doo,at the age of ninety two,finally walked up to a barber shop and asked for a...shampoo. |
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encho
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| 08 Jun 2012 04:28 AM |
roses are red
violets are blue
that was terrible
and so are you |
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| 08 Jun 2012 04:38 AM |
Roses are red Violets are blue
False
Violets are violet |
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