skyarex
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| 29 Feb 2012 02:40 PM |
*Skyarex was walking into the local supermarket When he bumped into a woman with three kids.*
Skayrex: Oh crap! I am so sorry miss! I didn't see you!
xLuvGodx: Oh please, spare me your garbage!
Skayrex: But honestly i-
n00bym4ys:(tugging on xluv's dress) Mummy, i still need my milk! Pwease lets get away from this nutter and get some!
xLuvGodx: Oh yes! Thanks for reminding me n00by! And you! If i ever see you again, i will report you to the police, you understand young man!
Skyarex: What? What on earth would you tell them???
xLuvGodx: ILL THINK OF SOMETHING! Come children! (Drags the three kids away)
*Skyarex slowly walks away from the scene, and finally ends up in the cheese isle, where he see something else!*
Bawbby: (Shoving cheese into his pockets) Takin' this, takin' this, and OOH, Mozzarella * Sniffs cheese* Oh my love! Definitely taking you!
Skyarex: ( pointing at bawbby) HEY! YOU CANT DO THAT! THATS STEALING!
Bawbby: WHAT, WHO GOES THERE!
Skyarex: ...are you blind or something?
Bawbby: NOPE! JUST FORGETFUL! Wait, if i am forgetful, MAYBE I AM BLIND AND I JUST DONT KNOW IT! NUUUUU!
Skyarex: Turn to your left.
*Bawbby turns to his right*
Skyarex: NO! YOUR LEFT YOU IDIOT! YOUR LEFT!
Bawbby: MAN, I REALLY AM BLIND!( Turns to left) Oh wait, there you are!
*Skyarex face palms*
Bawbby: AWW MAN! NOW I FORGOT WHAT I WANTED TO DO! Wait, a sec ( Looks in pockets). Uhhh, why am i trying to steal cheese?
Skyarex: YOU TELL ME!
Bawbby: Wait, there is cheese in my pockets, i am trying to steal chee- THATS IT! I AM TRYING TO STEAL CHEESE!
Skyarex: WE JUST ESTABLISHED THAT!
Bawbby: Wait, that must mean you are.... TRYING TO STOP ME!
Skyarex: No! I just want to-
*Bawbby runs off*
Skyarex: Oh god really?
*Skyarex chases after. He chases after bawbby right up until they both enter the milk isle where bawbby deliberatly spills milk all over the floor, and as a result, skyarex falls*
Skyarex: awwww. My back!
Bawbby: HAHAHA! NOBODY CAN STOP THE AMAZING BAWBBY! Wait, why am i being chased? OH YA! TO STOP YOU FROM STEALING MY CHEESE! Which i should pay for, or people may think i am here to steal items!
Skyarex: WHAT!
EXcellent: HEY! WHATS GOING ON!
Bawbby: GOTTA GO! (Runs off)
EXcellent: Cheeky litt'l bugga! Anyways, you alr-
*EXcellent immediately notices the broken bottles of milk all over the floor*
EXcellent: Ah! I see! Your one of 'em milkers aren't cha?
Skyarex: NO! I AM JUST HERE TO GET SOME GROCERIES!
*EXcellent pulls out a walkie talkie*
EXcellent: Missmangah? Missmangah!
Thatsawesome: Oh! Hellow! This is thatsawesome, because, naturally, i am awesome! Anyway missmanga whats-her-face is off today, so you get to work with me now! Isn't that great!
EXcellent: Thatsmangah! I need you to go and get some back up! We got 'ere a milker!
Thatsawesome: Right away!
*Suddenly a huge beeping noise erupts from the speakers as someone is about to talk through the speakerphone*
Thatsawesome: Clean-up in isle two please! Bring mouth wash and lots of toilet rolls!
Skyarex: Uh sir, if you don't mind me asking...
*EXcellent directed his attention from the walkie talkie to the culprit lying in milk*
EXcellent: Hm?
Skyarex: What is a milker? Is it bad or-
EXcellent: Shut up (Whacks skyarex over the head)
*Skyarex wakes up in a dark old room with a girl on the other side of the room. There were no windows, just bars which was the only barrier between them and potential freedom*
GR33NTHUNDAH: Hey *The girl raises her head* What are you in for?
Skyarex: Oh joy.
~"The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma."~ |
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Bawbby
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| 29 Feb 2012 02:43 PM |
| so im an amnesic cheese thief |
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skyarex
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| 29 Feb 2012 02:44 PM |
>so im an amnesic cheese thief
The worst kind!
~"The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma."~ |
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skyarex
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| 29 Feb 2012 02:47 PM |
fhghf
~"The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma."~ |
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| 29 Feb 2012 06:04 PM |
| We don't care about your life, homes. |
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| 29 Feb 2012 06:06 PM |
Nice. I imagined everybody talking in a New Jersey accent. |
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| 29 Feb 2012 06:08 PM |
where am i
pokemonfan told you to put me in there |
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skyarex
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| 01 Mar 2012 10:01 AM |
Oh. K!
~"The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma."~ |
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lordneo
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| 01 Mar 2012 10:02 AM |
I CAN SEE SEE WHY YOU DIDNT ADD ME IF YOU DID, THE STORY WOULD BE TOO AWESOME TO READ |
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Kalyrian
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skyarex
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Kalyrian
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Hyphalax
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skyarex
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skyarex
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