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Re: A Sad Story About A Noob

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amazingMikedude is not online. amazingMikedude
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30 Jan 2012 05:28 PM
Ok. This is a story about a noob with a lonely life with no friends. So if you dont want to read something like that, leave now. Don't post saying, "I HATE STORIES ABOUT LONELY NEW PEOPLE OR PEOPLE WHO NEED TO LEARN!"



Key for my stories: Noob ( An idiot with no life ) Newb/Newbie ( A new guy who just started and can sometimes be annoying. But not all the time )

K ready to start? Ok. Let's do this

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Chapter 1, Noob, the weak crybaby stupid weak robloxian.



It was a beautiful day in the city of ROBLOXIA. Everyone was having a fun time. Except for a guy named noob. He was crying on a bench. Every body made fun of him at school the other day. Because some guy pulled noobs pants and underwere down. And threw them in a furnace. He stilll didn't have clothes on. Noob could not affored to buy new ones. He just ran to his house and slammed the door. The went down the hallway and into his bedroom.

The second he closed the bedroom door he yelled, "W@@@@ W@7 1f i'm n@k3d f0r t3h r3$t 0f m@h 7!f3! W@@@@@@@"

Then suddenly someone knocked on his door.
"Noob? Are you in there?"
"W@7 d0 j00 w@n7 m0mmy!?!?
Noobs mom came in and saw he was naked.
"MR.NOOB MCNOOBY! WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES!?!?!"
"S0m30n3 t00k t3m @7 sch00l @nd Thr3w th3m 1n teh fun@c3!"
"YOUR GROUNDED!"
"Bu7 M0mmy! Th3y d1d 1t n07 m-
"YOU ZIP YOUR MOUTH MISTER! YOUR GROUNDED FOR 3 MONTHS!
"WH@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@"
Noobs mom then slammed the door. And cried himself to sleep.


The next day, noob went to see his mom to find her crying.


"M@mmy? W@7$ wr0ng?"
"I can'take you anymore noob. Im moving out of this house forever. You keep it to yourself."

Noob was half happy and half sad. If his mom went away, he could do anything he wanted to, but will never see his mom again.

"Goodbye noob"
"W@1t! M@m@! NUUUUUU-"
But his mom already ran out the door and drove off. Noob ran back yo his bedroom and cried for a long time, not knowing what fun and sad adventure lies ahead of him.




TO BE CONTINUED
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amazingMikedude is not online. amazingMikedude
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30 Jan 2012 05:42 PM
Im giving you guys a gift, a new chapter early. I posted the last one 10 minutes ago. So just wait a few moments and it will be here!
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amazingMikedude is not online. amazingMikedude
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30 Jan 2012 06:08 PM
Chapter 2, noob at his house all to himself


Noob went down the hallway. Still sobbing a little bit. He had the house all to himself. Still naked, he thought about making the house his way. But then he saw something that releived him. Clothes. It had a note on the pile. It said


" I left some clothes for you. I will alaways remember you. Well I will slap myself before that ever happens. So put the clothes on before I realize what im doing.: Noob put the clothes on. He thought about having a party. So he put an ivitation in everyones mailbox in the city saying,

"C0m3 t0 m@h H0us3! W3 c@n pl@y duck duck g00s3! T3n w3 c@n w@tch B@rn3y! I7'$ gonn@ b3 aw3s0m3!@nd t0 g37 in j00 0nly n33d t0 sp3nd
100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 rbux @nd T!x! Th@7s s0 ch3@p! Wu7 @r3 j00 w@iting f0r? C0m3 no@w!

5 Days later, noob had the house "Set Up" For the party. He went doo doo on all the carpets so they "Smell Good" He bought the complete series of Barney on dvd. (More like stole them.) And lots of other "So called non stupid stuff to throw a good party." After his "Hard Work," He went to check the mail. When he opend it, he saw that EVERYONE sent the letter back with a reply.

"Th!$ I$ $0 3xiting! M3h c@n't w@it to s33 h0w man3h ppl ar3 c0mm!ng!

The first letter said, "Get a life you worthless piece of poop. Im not comming ever"
"W3ll ! gu3$ss h3 ju$7 c@n7 c0m3!"
Sure enough, all the letters broke his heart. He went back into his house. He wanted revenge on the people. He looked around and saw the poop on the floor. He picked all of them up. And got an evil plan.


The next day, went to check their mailboxes. And they saw the doo doo in there. Each poop had a everyone note on it. Saying, "OLOLOLOLOLOL Th@7$ Wh@7 J00 g3t f0r m@k1ng m3h cry!








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amazingMikedude is not online. amazingMikedude
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31 Jan 2012 04:15 PM
Chapter 3, the revenge failed.



One of the people who got the poop in mailbox was amazingmikedude.
He was so angry that he wrote back,
"Dear idiot crap face,
For what you did to me, I will go to your house to make you my slave, or kill you. I know where you live. 56 West Noobblock Ave. If Im feeling genorous, I will make you my slave forever. If not, I will kill you. Your about to have the wrose life ever you screwed up noob." Amaing licked the envolope and put it in the mailbox.


Noob, 3 days later, got the mail. He was scared and called the cops. But they were friends with amazing and told him to shut up. Then there was a knock at the door. Noob opened it, scaredly. It was-




To be continued
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amazingMikedude is not online. amazingMikedude
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31 Jan 2012 04:16 PM
Bump
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dexkid44 is not online. dexkid44
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31 Jan 2012 06:38 PM
good story make moooooorrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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BlackLegofan is not online. BlackLegofan
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02 Feb 2012 01:30 AM
Mind if I have a go of making a chapter? :3
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GreyLynx is not online. GreyLynx
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02 Feb 2012 03:20 PM
win.

I am the dragonborn! Wearing a hat with bold horns!
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ethandf7 is not online. ethandf7
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02 Feb 2012 03:58 PM
Make. more.
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ethandf7 is not online. ethandf7
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02 Feb 2012 04:07 PM
The story actually make me... feel sad. qq.
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GreyLynx is not online. GreyLynx
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02 Feb 2012 04:15 PM
me too
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amazingMikedude is not online. amazingMikedude
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06 Feb 2012 06:00 PM
any syggestions on who is at the door? my first was a guest, or another noob.



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GreyLynx is not online. GreyLynx
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06 Feb 2012 06:14 PM
THE ADMINS DUN DUNNN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

I am the dragonborn! Wearing a hat with bold horns!
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jcarsonw is not online. jcarsonw
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06 Feb 2012 06:19 PM
Telamon should be noobs daddy, so telamon and nooby get revenge on amazingmike.
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amazingMikedude is not online. amazingMikedude
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07 Feb 2012 05:27 PM
Amazingmike is the creator of the story. Me. -.-
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jcarsonw is not online. jcarsonw
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07 Feb 2012 05:34 PM
I know.
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amazingMikedude is not online. amazingMikedude
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09 Feb 2012 04:56 PM
Next chapter soon!
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12 Feb 2012 03:30 PM
bump
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amazingMikedude is not online. amazingMikedude
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23 Feb 2012 03:40 PM
Okay. I must make this fast. I Got to go somewhere in 10 minuets so dont pay attention to some gramical errors in this chapter.


Chapter 3,(Finnaly)


It was- A GUEST Noob couldn't beleve it. "Wanna be friends?" Guest asked.
Noob thought for a moment. He thought yes, but when he was about to click on the "Yes" Button, he slipped and accidently clicked, "No. Go Away!"
The guest got a crying face and got a deleter tool and deleted EVERY piece of noobs house. Then ran away crying. Noob Chased after him. Very mad, He got a gun out..



TO BE CONTINUED


(I need to go now. when I get back there will be chapter 3.5
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flameytheflame55 is not online. flameytheflame55
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25 Feb 2012 10:46 AM
What the heck? all you do on these stories is torture guest and noobs, and I know some guest who could take down half of the jerks in the other stories.
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amazingMikedude is not online. amazingMikedude
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27 Feb 2012 06:24 PM
Falmeytheflame@
If you hate these stories then just dont read them.




Btw, I like your name. Flameytheflame lol
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amazingMikedude is not online. amazingMikedude
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27 Feb 2012 06:35 PM
Chapter 3.5


Noob got a gun out and started fireing at guest. Guest got shot in the shoulder, legs, and an arm. He fell on the ground, crying very hard while bleeding. Noob just laughed and walked away, after setting guest on fire with a match. Then poured gasoline on him. And then guest died. Forever. He will never be seen again.



When noob got home he w- Oh wait, guest deleted his house. So he had no home. But his rage was quieted at the thought of killing guest.

Suddenly, someone tackled and punched the heck out of noob.
"ITS ME NOOB! iM NOT FEELING GENEROUS TODAY! SO ITS TIME TO DIE!
Amazingmikedude took out a knife and stabbed noob. Noob blacked out.




TO BE CONTINUED
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jcarsonw is not online. jcarsonw
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27 Feb 2012 06:37 PM
Alright, this sucks now.
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Misterio587 is not online. Misterio587
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27 Feb 2012 06:44 PM
Uh huh. It sucked at chap 3.
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amazingMikedude is not online. amazingMikedude
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27 Feb 2012 06:55 PM
Chapter 4, life or death



Noob woke up, he was somewhere in a basement. He smelled dampness. Suddenly something touched his ankle. It was water. He sooner or later realized it was rising. He started panicking. But then he saw stairs that led up.
"0l0l0l0l !di0t @m@z!ngm!k3dud3!" Noob walked up the steps then realized that the door was seald, locked with 85 locks, and had 65 lock combanations, and was superglued shut, with a note on it that said,

"Nice try idiot. I told you you where gonna die and I meant it. Bye Bye idiot. Forever.

Noob started crying. He had to get out. He went down the steps and the water was up to his knees now. He saw a hole, but whould he fit in it? He tried, and yes he did. But then when his entire body was in it, the exit shut completely, noob was left with no air. He screamed at the top of his lungs. Then he realized something evern more terrifing, the walls were closing in! Within a minute, he would be nothing but blood and bones with a brain on top. (Wait, nevermind the brain part.)
He started slamming his robloxian fist into the ground.
"Wh@@@@@@@ MOOOOOMMMMYYYY! I W@n7 M@h B7@nk3Y!" Noob was really squished right now and he had 15 seconds to think of something.
Then something good happend. The exit opend! Now he had plenty of air and space! (Since the walls stopped closing in and went to normal. But if the exit was opened, then wait about the wa- Suddenly, water came GUSHING it and got noob all wet. in a split second, he couldn't breath again. He started banging. He had to think. (For once.)
Noob was so scared he pee'ed all over the water. And swallowed some of it. (Yuck!)
Anyway back to thinking, he saw a hole and was staring at it for a minute not. An- WAIT THERES A HOLE!?!??! GO IN IT YOU STUPID NOOB!
Noob went into the hole. His lungs where screaming at him. "Stop! Accept the fate!" Noob didn't listen. He saw light, he screamed as his head rose through the surface. He saw shore, so it was good he didn't go in the middle of the ocean. He spawn to it and got out of the water. When he saw he was alone, he fell down and went to sleep for the night.



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