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| 25 Feb 2012 01:20 PM |
*My father walks in.*
Father : Guess what?:D
Me : What...
Father : I SIGNED YOU UP FOR FOOTBALL!
Me : ....? I didn't agree to that.. ( Yes, I said that. )
Father : Well, I'm your dad, and I know what's best for you.
*I'm already in band, so to play football, I'd have to quit band.*
Me : I can't. I have band.
Father : OH MY GOD. IT'S ALWAYS YOU AND YOUR STUPID COMPUTER, AND YOUR LITTLE ( The word that stands for 2 men liking eachother, or happy. ) INSTRUMENTS!
*I'm trying to stay calm, and not boil with rage.*
Me : .... Dad, I didn't say you could sign me up, so I can quit.
Father : No you can't! I SAY WHAT GOES!
Me : This isn't a dictatorship, It's America. :T
Father : 'All men are created equal.' a man is over 18, last time I checked, you were 13.
Me : What about women?
Father : Men gave them their rights.
Me : L_L
Father : Either way, you have no rights, now shut up, and go practice. |
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OperaMini
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:21 PM |
Your dad is an idiot.
On the other hand, I'm left-handed. |
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:22 PM |
no it's not a good reason to hate your father
a good reason to hate your father is if he tried to murder you
yeah |
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:23 PM |
your dad is stupid.
hit him over the head with a sledgehammer while he's sleeping
-- War. War never changes. Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything: from God to justice to simple, psychotic rage. |
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Nitro509
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:23 PM |
No. Just quit. He might be mean, but you must do what you love most. |
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georged
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:25 PM |
I agree with Nitro.
"If I had a million dollars for every smart person in the American government, I'd be broke." ~Georged, the Kaiser of OT |
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:30 PM |
| No, he just wants to turn you into a man, you little sis. |
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lordneo
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:32 PM |
| Quit football and go back to music secretly lol |
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nyandash
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:32 PM |
| tell him to go eat a pancake |
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georged
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:32 PM |
I concur with LordNeo, apart from the "secretly" bit.
"If I had a million dollars for every smart person in the American government, I'd be broke." ~Georged, the Kaiser of OT |
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:33 PM |
@Dokken I don't play sports, either.
I haven't since 5th grade, |
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:34 PM |
@Super
It's funny how you're making generalizations off of NFL football.
No, and if I put my kid in something, they would do what I said and respect it. --
Okay, OP, this is what I've been told by a person.
Was your dad in football? Are you two close? Maybe this is a way your father would like to share memories with you. Even though he's coming off as a jerk, try to look at things from a deeper perspective. |
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:36 PM |
@Dokken,
He did play football, but personally I HATE it.
My brothers play it, and they do illegal medicine. ( FILTER )
and drink. :T
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:40 PM |
Here's the thing:
He might just want to share memories with you. Since you probably like different things (and you probably do different things) he might want you to be a little more like him so you can relate a bit more. Maybe it's a weird form of bonding, I dunno. |
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:51 PM |
| Was it really necessary to make up a story like this? I'm sure your parents wouldn't be happy to see these stories you are creating. This is quite obviously fake. |
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:53 PM |
My dad would beat him up if he heard him calling instruments GrAY. srs buisness. |
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:55 PM |
Pretty legit reason to hate him. Now quit football and do what you love most. Don't let him choose what you do. |
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:55 PM |
@Dokken Stop flaming this guy's views. If he hates the sport, that's it, and you can shut up instead of flaming him. Personally, I think yes to the op's question. |
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:56 PM |
| You can also run away from your crazy dad and brothers who do bad stuff. |
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| 25 Feb 2012 01:56 PM |
| Isn't he not your actual father and he is your step father |
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