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| 24 Feb 2012 12:26 AM |
WARNING: People under 13 might not get this!
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
You own a homemade fur coat.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie. |
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kenny126
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| 24 Feb 2012 12:32 AM |
Those are pretty good.
~Concept is my deisgn~ |
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Valactian
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| 24 Feb 2012 06:26 PM |
| Did you make these yourself? |
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| 24 Feb 2012 06:27 PM |
If you are coolfanta.
Yep... |
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KABLAMOW
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| 24 Feb 2012 06:28 PM |
I was like "WHAT!?!?!" then I read subject. |
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xGEaZYx
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| 24 Feb 2012 10:47 PM |
| you might be a redneck if your grandma knows how to correctly execute the sleeper hold |
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| 24 Feb 2012 10:52 PM |
| There's a board game for redneck life. One of the cards said to take a load to the dump. |
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