georged
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:11 PM |
I can get to bed, but to actually sleep... it usually takes hours.
"If I had a million dollars for every smart person in the American government, I'd be broke." ~Georged, the Kaiser of OT |
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landon5
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:13 PM |
| I know how you can sleep. It is quite simple actually. Go into your mother's medicine cabinet and ingest anything that looks colorful. |
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georged
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:15 PM |
@landon
Nice try, but I'm not stupid.
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landon5
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:15 PM |
| What?? There are sleeping pills in there! That's all I was suggesting! |
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:16 PM |
>but I'm not stupid.
by not following landon's excellent advice, you may become stupid |
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georged
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:16 PM |
@muscloo
You mean the advice of killing myself by taking an overdose?
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:18 PM |
he may have exaggerated a bit
just go in there, and swallow the designated amount of whatever opiates she has |
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place1111
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:18 PM |
| Eat something that has Tryptophan. This natural nutrient is what stimulates the brain into growing relaxation nerves. |
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landon5
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:19 PM |
| Ok, ok. Don't eat all of the colorful ones. Only eat the ones that are purple and shiny. You gotta trust me though, you gotta trust me. |
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:20 PM |
@landon
all I found that was purple and shiny was "rat poison" and "cyanide" |
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georged
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:21 PM |
I have a strict policy against putting anything into my body if I don't know PRECISELY what it is.
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landon5
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:22 PM |
| Well, then you should eat rocks. |
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:22 PM |
only eat the ones that look like they may knock you out and render you unconsous when they rush you to the hospital
okay no
Just drink warm milk and stuff
or listen to classical music
or double rainbow
DOUBLE RANINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROST THE SKY
YAH YAH OH MEE GED |
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:22 PM |
so if you don't know the name of the farm where your milk came from...you won't drink it?
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georged
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:23 PM |
@muscloo
You know what I mean.
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landon5
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:24 PM |
| You could always just lie in bed and watch television? That's an unhealthy alternative compared to eating rocks and taking random pills though. |
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:24 PM |
| nobody noticed I changed the title :D |
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georged
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:25 PM |
"lie in bed" "watch television"
And how do you expect me to accomplish this when my TV is in my living room?
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place1111
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:27 PM |
Try to listen to white noise.
This is possible by turning on a fan, or just playing a radio on an empty frequency, but make sure it is not too loud. |
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georged
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:28 PM |
Both of those suggestions waste electricity.
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:28 PM |
WHEN I CAN'T SLEEP
I TURN ON MY CEILING FAN
IT HELPS |
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landon5
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:28 PM |
George, there is a reason the human race has engineered fork-lifts. NOW SHUT UP AND EAT SOME ROCKS. |
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place1111
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| 23 Feb 2012 11:29 PM |
Eh.
Not a lot of electricity.
If there is a light wind, you could always open a window. Fresh air, for me, opens my nose and relaxes me. |
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