Selastin
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| 22 Feb 2012 01:01 AM |
need ideas.
btw: if u post anything not relating to this i will make sure its really painful :)
lolol
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Rarity02
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Goodse
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| 22 Feb 2012 01:15 AM |
| Do what you want , your life is yours to use :) |
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drach
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| 22 Feb 2012 01:25 AM |
| Dah heck man y kill a little kitteh D; |
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Rarity02
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| 22 Feb 2012 02:17 AM |
| What did the kitty ever do to you?!!!! |
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Selastin
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| 22 Feb 2012 02:26 AM |
@neo
maybe
@rarity
it scratched me
btw, by anything not related to the post i meant anything that isn't a suggestion. you have one last chance. the next time somebody doesn't but a suggestion i'm going with neo's idea |
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Rarity02
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Rarity02
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Selastin
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| 22 Feb 2012 02:34 AM |
@Rarity
he's a small three week old kitten named timothy. i've always hated him because he scratched me all the time. today i'm going to honor neo's suggestion and get myself a knife from the kitchen and get to work.
be right back, and thank you for sealing the stupid cat's fate :) |
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YeKnight
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| 22 Feb 2012 02:40 AM |
| I guess you're after that tender meat? |
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| 22 Feb 2012 02:43 AM |
Oh that's okie, everyone secretly does this. I throw them against walls or put them those launchers that shoot tennis-balls and shoot them out the empire state building top floor...
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Selastin
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| 22 Feb 2012 02:49 AM |
done
i went over to pick him up and bring him outside. when i got out into the alley, he got out of my hands and ran back indoors, scared. you see, he had the tendency to keep running away from me. i went back in and got him, and i also got a rock from the garden and brought him back out to the alley again. i held him down and smashed the bones in all of his legs so that he wouldn't do to flee again. i left him crying in the street, then went and got the kitchen knife. i ignored his idiotic squealing and cut open his stomach, but i didn't do to well at it. you see, i'm not really a surgeon, so i couldnt remove any organs. i did however take him out to the lake and dump his bloody, still breathing body into the water where he drowned because his legs were broken and he could not swim. i went back inside and washed my hands and got back on, then typed this.
thanks rarity. |
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pirate702
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| 22 Feb 2012 02:50 AM |
Well, on certain occasions, I enjoy shoving a spoon into the cat's throat, the cat's response to this would be to freak out, which I find absolutely HILARIOUS. :)
Then when I finish that, I like to "insert" myself inside the cat, very fun ;)
Then to finish it off, I like to cut off it's limbs, legs first, then arms, then tail, and I keep the head on. I stroke the cat while it bleeds to death.
I hope this gave you some ideas! :D |
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| 22 Feb 2012 02:51 AM |
| Well that was great, now this topic has ended, yupee. |
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Selastin
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| 22 Feb 2012 02:53 AM |
@pirate
dang, you should have gave me that idea sooner. timothy's already dead. |
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| 22 Feb 2012 02:54 AM |
| I love OP I love this thread. |
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xabi
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Rarity02
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MINIMOOSE
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| 22 Feb 2012 03:30 AM |
| Then in many years you will become a serial killer then you will hopefully be gunned down in a hail of bullets when you resist arrest from the FBI. |
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| 22 Feb 2012 03:35 AM |
| Ok you got stick your head in the microwave not the cat thats how you kill it |
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