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| 18 Feb 2012 03:31 PM |
| I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her Sticks (Legs) and said tuna surprise |
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| 18 Feb 2012 03:32 PM |
| This made me realize how unfunny the majority of LMAD is. |
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| 18 Feb 2012 03:32 PM |
Here is another one:
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
~Cuando como queso, me rio~ |
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| 18 Feb 2012 03:34 PM |
| <---- has a disease called ID-10-T-SY |
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| 18 Feb 2012 03:34 PM |
Or another one:
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.
The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”
~Cuando como queso, me rio~ |
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zathara9
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| 18 Feb 2012 03:34 PM |
What is black and white and red all over?
A zebra in a blender. |
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jatl8
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| 18 Feb 2012 03:37 PM |
What was the last thing on Kurt Cobain's mind?
A bullet. |
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affiq
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| 18 Feb 2012 03:38 PM |
haven't you even laughed yet? depression |
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jatl8
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| 18 Feb 2012 03:40 PM |
wtf how was my joke not funny |
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| 18 Feb 2012 03:41 PM |
Oh wait, I got one.
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
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| 18 Feb 2012 03:44 PM |
| Roses are red violets are blue I got 5 fingers and the middle ones for you. |
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| 18 Feb 2012 03:44 PM |
| These jokes take the funn out of funny so all we have left to ask is "y". |
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| 18 Feb 2012 03:46 PM |
| Your mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for a lyposuction |
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| 18 Feb 2012 03:48 PM |
@ozzy ogm haw haw i men lik u r funny d0d |
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