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averyoh
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| 14 Feb 2012 11:44 AM |
| Touch the dead skin and bounce. |
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| 14 Feb 2012 11:47 AM |
| Then a chunk of my skin will be in the toaster |
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averyoh
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| 14 Feb 2012 11:47 AM |
| The washing machine has padding on it. |
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| 14 Feb 2012 11:52 AM |
| But the dog went 'thump' 'thump' on the pickle |
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averyoh
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| 14 Feb 2012 11:53 AM |
| But then the fire hydrant will slap my feather. |
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| 14 Feb 2012 11:55 AM |
"A dead squirrel is eating my head."
It's dead. That's impossible.
If it's alive, that's anotehr story. I'd might think it was trying to get to your brain, but then I forgot you didn't have one, so never mind. |
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| 14 Feb 2012 11:56 AM |
| Then the hobos belly rubbed up and down my finger |
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averyoh
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| 14 Feb 2012 11:57 AM |
| The rutabega I sit on threw my organic cabbage at the bus. |
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| 14 Feb 2012 11:58 AM |
| The frog tickled the indian butt odor |
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averyoh
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| 14 Feb 2012 11:59 AM |
| Look at the plants over there in the cemetry. |
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| 14 Feb 2012 12:01 PM |
| MY PANTS ARE ON A VINE AND THE WIND IS BLOWING THE ODOR OUT OF THEM! |
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averyoh
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| 14 Feb 2012 12:02 PM |
| My sister-in-law bakes fat free cakes for dead people. That means she definitely...definitely road the scooter. |
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su8
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| 14 Feb 2012 12:03 PM |
"It's dead. That's impossible.", That's the point n0b :P |
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| 14 Feb 2012 12:05 PM |
| My poop won't seem to flat BEEP BEEP BOOP CALIBRATING ELECTRO NEUROND BEEP BOOP |
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averyoh
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| 14 Feb 2012 12:07 PM |
| Message failed.. [Content Deleted] ....self destruct .....averyoh...you just got owned by a pencil. |
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| 14 Feb 2012 12:09 PM |
| The bean had a baby in the Head |
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averyoh
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| 14 Feb 2012 12:13 PM |
| Toothbrushes can sanitate your pizza. |
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| 14 Feb 2012 12:15 PM |
| Boil the duck when it smacks the yeti that hit and through the ham on the door |
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averyoh
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| 14 Feb 2012 12:17 PM |
| Dandruff falls like snowflakes from meh head. |
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| 14 Feb 2012 12:18 PM |
| GET DEM MEXICANS AND MAKE STARS OUT OF SPANISH CHILDREN AND SLAP THAT FAT KIDS BUTT AT DISNEY WORLD |
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averyoh
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| 14 Feb 2012 12:20 PM |
| I counted every freckle. No worries. |
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| 14 Feb 2012 12:21 PM |
| Was batman at the birthday party? Or was that last november? |
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averyoh
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| 14 Feb 2012 12:23 PM |
| The chew chew shoe stoll my juicy juice. |
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| 14 Feb 2012 12:23 PM |
| The hippo eats the grass on my grannies porch |
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