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| 13 Feb 2012 05:26 PM |
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves.
The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house.
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| 13 Feb 2012 05:28 PM |
zombie
-nods head- OKAY
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| 13 Feb 2012 05:31 PM |
LOLOLOLOL I JUST GOT IT FULY LOL
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FireDoz
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| 13 Feb 2012 05:34 PM |
lololol
if you dont get thats sad
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| 13 Feb 2012 05:35 PM |
| Its not that funny I got a better one. |
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Welcome10
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| 13 Feb 2012 05:35 PM |
del okay boi prov eit
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| 13 Feb 2012 05:38 PM |
del is notproving himself
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| 13 Feb 2012 05:39 PM |
A blonde is out of money and (after buying air at a real bargain) needed money desperately. To get some cash, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom just like in Hollywood movies. She went to a playground, grabbed a kid randomly, and told the kid, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a big note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a bag and leave it under the mango tree next to the playground. Signed, A naughty blonde.”
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”
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| 13 Feb 2012 05:40 PM |
| Boom. I was typin trolololol. |
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| 13 Feb 2012 05:42 PM |
| Ik. Thats the point. :3 Stupid blondes. |
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| 13 Feb 2012 05:43 PM |
google lol some guy posted same thing |
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