Neo1035
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| 13 Feb 2012 01:16 PM |
John Cobra was a might man The kind of man you'd never disrespect He stood 9 studs tall, no need for high heels and had a birthmark of a snake on the back of his neck He ate his own weight in coal and excreted diamonds every day He could beat your grandma up with a metal baseball bat but you still would love him anyway yeahhhhhhh
John Cobra won the Tour de France With two flat tires and a missin' chain He trained a cobra to do his laundry I'm tellin you the man was insane He could rip out your beatin heart and make sure that you didn't respawn Every day he'd make ColourTheory Give him a piggyback ride Yeah, a two-hour piggyback ride Giddyup Donkey!
john Cobra sold his toenail clippings As a potent aphrodisiac He ran a four minute mile blindfolded With an engine block strapped to his back He could eat more frozen waffles Than any other man I know Once he fell off the ROBLOX building And he barely even stubbed his toe Had a tiny little scratch on his toe Didn't even hurt
John Cobra figured out cold fusion But he never ever told a soul I've seen the robloxian unhinge his jaw and swallow silentswords whole He'd bash your face in with a pixel If you didn't treat him more than above 'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on SONIC's cape But Lord knows you just don't mess around with John Cobra No no no Talkin' bout John Cobra Ohhh |
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EpicLuck
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| 13 Feb 2012 01:17 PM |
John Cobra isn't a man. It's a clan. Pspjohn1 is a man who owns a clan. |
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Kevinyock
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| 13 Feb 2012 01:34 PM |
yea and my corp posses the game most powerful technology,and it way more powerful than vak that my corp can create energy from nonething
*Sarcasm*
John Cobra is a clan,not a man. |
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EpicJynx
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| 13 Feb 2012 01:45 PM |
if he's strong why is there no anti place steal
Want JC:Fort Fang? Probably. http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=62810945 |
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Neo1035
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| 13 Feb 2012 01:48 PM |
@epic
because john cobra's the type of man who shares his magic with us
except cold fusion cus youre a noob thats why |
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Lissitski
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| 13 Feb 2012 01:49 PM |
@The first comment
Teenager* |
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Neo1035
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| 13 Feb 2012 01:51 PM |
John Cobra isn't a man. It's a clan. Pspjohn1 is a man who owns a clan.
John Cobra doesn't live within your limitations of thought. He is not a man either he's a super man. |
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Lissitski
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| 13 Feb 2012 01:53 PM |
All Superclan leaders are teenagers. The oldest one is probably Sonicthehedgehogxx.
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| 13 Feb 2012 01:58 PM |
| All superclan leaders are obese, over reacting, adults with no social skills. Sonicthehedgehogxx is not one of them hence he named his account after a cartoon for seven year olds. |
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Lissitski
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| 13 Feb 2012 01:59 PM |
I'm skinny, and I have wonderful social skills.
And I'm heir to leading a superclan. |
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Aminulus
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| 13 Feb 2012 02:08 PM |
| Unless you're outside rather then reading this you're my description of a superclan leader. |
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Armanos
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| 13 Feb 2012 02:19 PM |
This is actually funny lol.
:) |
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Lissitski
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| 13 Feb 2012 02:24 PM |
@bloxxer
It's dark and like freezing cold out there!
I was outside today for 4 hours (school)! |
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Neo1035
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