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Re: John's Cobras is a clan that thinks its the strongest clan in the world

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Neo1035 is not online. Neo1035
Joined: 25 Jun 2008
Total Posts: 13076
13 Feb 2012 01:16 PM
John Cobra was a might man
The kind of man you'd never disrespect
He stood 9 studs tall, no need for high heels
and had a birthmark of a snake on the back of his neck
He ate his own weight in coal
and excreted diamonds every day
He could beat your grandma up with a metal baseball bat
but you still would love him anyway
yeahhhhhhh

John Cobra won the Tour de France
With two flat tires and a missin' chain
He trained a cobra to do his laundry
I'm tellin you the man was insane
He could rip out your beatin heart
and make sure that you didn't respawn
Every day he'd make ColourTheory
Give him a piggyback ride
Yeah, a two-hour piggyback ride
Giddyup Donkey!

john Cobra sold his toenail clippings
As a potent aphrodisiac
He ran a four minute mile blindfolded
With an engine block strapped to his back
He could eat more frozen waffles
Than any other man I know
Once he fell off the ROBLOX building
And he barely even stubbed his toe
Had a tiny little scratch on his toe
Didn't even hurt

John Cobra figured out cold fusion
But he never ever told a soul
I've seen the robloxian unhinge his jaw
and swallow silentswords whole
He'd bash your face in with a pixel
If you didn't treat him more than above
'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on SONIC's cape
But Lord knows you just don't mess around with John Cobra
No no no
Talkin' bout John Cobra
Ohhh
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EpicLuck is not online. EpicLuck
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13 Feb 2012 01:17 PM
John Cobra isn't a man. It's a clan.
Pspjohn1 is a man who owns a clan.
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salzvatik12 is not online. salzvatik12
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13 Feb 2012 01:17 PM
okay
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Kevinyock is not online. Kevinyock
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13 Feb 2012 01:34 PM
yea and my corp posses the game most powerful technology,and it way more powerful than vak that my corp can create energy from nonething

*Sarcasm*

John Cobra is a clan,not a man.
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superredrazor13 is not online. superredrazor13
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13 Feb 2012 01:40 PM
no
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NinjaofRobloxia is not online. NinjaofRobloxia
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13 Feb 2012 01:42 PM
I laughed, hysterically.
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EpicJynx is not online. EpicJynx
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13 Feb 2012 01:45 PM
if he's strong
why is there no anti place steal

Want JC:Fort Fang? Probably.
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=62810945
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Neo1035 is not online. Neo1035
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13 Feb 2012 01:48 PM
@epic

because john cobra's the type of man who shares his magic with us

except cold fusion cus youre a noob thats why
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Lissitski is online. Lissitski
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13 Feb 2012 01:49 PM
@The first comment

Teenager*
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Neo1035 is not online. Neo1035
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13 Feb 2012 01:51 PM
John Cobra isn't a man. It's a clan.
Pspjohn1 is a man who owns a clan.

John Cobra doesn't live within your limitations of thought. He is not a man either he's a super man.
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Lissitski is online. Lissitski
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13 Feb 2012 01:53 PM
All Superclan leaders are teenagers. The oldest one is probably Sonicthehedgehogxx.
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bloxxer911 is online. bloxxer911
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13 Feb 2012 01:58 PM
All superclan leaders are obese, over reacting, adults with no social skills. Sonicthehedgehogxx is not one of them hence he named his account after a cartoon for seven year olds.
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Lissitski is online. Lissitski
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13 Feb 2012 01:59 PM
I'm skinny, and I have wonderful social skills.

And I'm heir to leading a superclan.
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ProtectorAgent is not online. ProtectorAgent
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13 Feb 2012 02:01 PM
:O
GWEAT
Wait what?
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Aminulus is not online. Aminulus
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13 Feb 2012 02:04 PM
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bloxxer911 is online. bloxxer911
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13 Feb 2012 02:08 PM
Unless you're outside rather then reading this you're my description of a superclan leader.
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Armanos is not online. Armanos
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13 Feb 2012 02:19 PM
This is actually funny lol.

:)
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Lissitski is online. Lissitski
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13 Feb 2012 02:24 PM
@bloxxer

It's dark and like freezing cold out there!

I was outside today for 4 hours (school)!
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tytyschwenzer is not online. tytyschwenzer
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13 Feb 2012 02:26 PM
Umm, no...
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Neo1035 is not online. Neo1035
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13 Feb 2012 02:31 PM
JC is the best
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bishopabc123 is not online. bishopabc123
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13 Feb 2012 02:32 PM
ROBLOXians are 12 studs?
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